#this has been living in my head rent free

[kaysdenofchaos]

Literally the only thing I could work out that the phobia anon was about is this post which is like. Huh. How is this mean.

😭HELP the bit wasn’t even abt Raphs phobia?

yea Raphs specific reaction adds a bit of a comedic element but my haha funny was Don showing up in a giant cockroach costume for hallowing unironically bc he’s a bug lover AND a book nerd

Which personally, phobia or not, is justified reason to kick someone in the face/lhj

[uvobreakmylegs]

favorite fic? of yours and in general

I don't feel like picking and choosing between my own fics so instead I wanna share some fics written by my fellow yandere writers (some of which I may have shared in similar asks in the past but idc I wanna share them again):

from @hypnoswrites:

Chrollo vs a blacklist Hunter (I really enjoy how fast and how easily Chrollo was able to handle that situation, from cleaning up the body to controlling reader)

Illumi uses a needle on reader (love the way poor reader's mind is addled in this one and how easily she disregards the violent scene due to Illumi's influence. love the ending as well, it's so chilling)

Uvogin x reader x Franklin (two big men - my greatest weakness❤️❤️❤️)

vampire Razor (idk how to summarize this one accurately there's so much going on and I love it all so much)

apocalypse AU with Pakunoda (Paku my beloved❤️❤️❤️)

from @ddarker-dreams:

Chrollo's birthday (love me some Greedy Chrollo)

third party recognizes reader while she's out with Chrollo (poor reader tried SO hard to keep the guy away AND keep Chrollo appeased😭)

aftermath of Chrollo's darling being kidnapped (all of the conversations that Lock's readers have with Chrollo are always great to read but this one in particular sticks out in my mind and I love it)

Feitan's darling runs away (THAT FUCKING ENDING OMG)

Scaramouche's darling distracts him (I know next to nothing about Genshin Impact but I really enjoyed this fic❤️❤️❤️)

from @cherrysha:

ABO Uvogin (this fic lives in my head rent free)

Uvo's darling has a nightmare (there's something scary about how Uvo is so violent in trying to find her and how it contrasts with how gentle he is after. the anxiety she feels from her nightmare which then turns into comfort when he has her in his arms)

reader tries to kill Hisoka (poor reader😭)

god AU with Franklin (I love love love the buildup to Franklin's true reveal in this fic. how Franklin's presence is there within the temple once reader visits, but it's only when she finally collects the proper materials that he appears for real before her. plus the addition of reader possibly being in danger if she fails at the task he's set for her. there's a lot of buildup and dread in this fic and I love it)

Meleoron x reader (this fic is just cute as hell and I need to share it)

from @after-witch:

Feitan saves reader after she's been kidnapped (I've definitely shared this one before but that isn't stopping me from sharing it again bc this fic is amazing from beginning to end❤️❤️❤️)

one night stand with Feitan (I just love the way reader and Feitan end up connecting and how reader being herself is enough to make Feitan decide that he wants to keep her)

vampire Chrollo x reader (this is another fic that has so much going on that it's hard to get all of my thoughts on it out. it's just such a fun read and I love The Lost Boys vibes)

Chrollo's patience runs out (just Bastard Chrollo at his finest)

Uvogin retrieves his darling (in these kind of fics you just KNOW that Uvo will be getting his darling after they run, but it's always a wonder as to how that happens and what Uvo's reaction will be)

from @absolute-flaming-trash:

Hisoka buys his darling a gift (using bungee gum as a LEASH omg)

Hisoka looking for his soulmate (I really liked this version of the 30 seconds soulmate au❤️❤️❤️ it was interesting plus it offered more opportunities for reader to annoy Hisoka lol)

Chrollo and kidnapped reader (poor reader😭)

Illumi punishes reader (😳😳😳)

Mahito asking about love (anything with Mahito is generally fucked up due to him being.... himself. but this one had some moments that were kinda cute. like the description of Mahito laying on the bed reading a magazine, or the way he's described looking at reader. but all it takes is for one word and the mood feels dangerous again. also it's currently raining rn so reading this fic feels appropriate)

[capt-janeway-dqvc]

This moment has been living rent-free in my head this week.

#24 ··· VOYAGER: ‘Infinite Regress’

✧ﾟ･:* 25 INSPIRATIONAL STAR TREK QUOTES *:･ﾟ✧

[tetheredbysin]

the guard dog kevin agenda lives in my head rent free. kevin is the big and scary guy except for nico. and everyone knows this, as well, it's literally in the entire paddock. they're insane

the journey they have been on and the parallels between them are some of the most insane I've seen between teammates. it's WILD that they got to this point but then at the same time it was always inevitable?? like of course nico would fall in love with the guy he swore he would never speak to again, of course kevin would end up sacrificing his races for the guy he used to battle the hardest against.

it's also only made better by the fact that kevin is generally such a chill, sweet guy but when it comes to nico, all bets are off. like you say one wrong thing about his german? boom, you've just made your next race a living hell for yourself because there's a guard dog hunting you down. nico if anyone has scary dog privileges.

(not to even mention the complete lack of even trying to be normal about it, they talk about each other more than themselves)

[calamaroo]

What's a scene/scenario that lives rent free inside your head whenever you think of your AU? Or just the Octonauts in general. Is there something that excites you? Or something fun that you'd like to share with the class? A hyperfixation of sorts?

Me reading your ask post: YOOOOOO I'm a moot and I ain't dead (just inside) . . . oki yeah i may have been gone for a few hours but I have a very Octonauts related excuse!!! 😆

(This is @animalsalvationassociation btw, I'm not allowed to change my account name for asks apparently 😋)

Lots of love darling! 💙💙💙

(You better be taking care of yourself!!!)

HHHHRHRHHHDHSNWKSMDNKAAK OMG, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOU 😳😅

I think I'm taking care of myself 😅 just lonely af 😔 (crippling friendless loser syndrome)

As for a scenario that lives rent in my head :

Hrbskwndjsksn literally just imagining Barnacles being creepy or acting like the animal that he is; it is my literal favorite thing to daydream about! I'll be trying to do school work and just sitting there staring at computer going --

"Hmmmm, yessssss, Barnacles ripping someone apart 🤤🤤🤤🤭🤭🤭 ooooh maybe even mauling themmmm 🤭🤭🤭😳😳"

I think it has to do with my fear of bears, lol

Something that excites me :

Them getting into precarious situations... and Barnacles saving the day, it makes me so genuinely giddy :]

Hyperfixation :

Octonauts overall (been consuming my brain for literal months, like half of the year probably), but a specific character changes every couple of days, OR each time I see something that reminds me of them and gives me ideas lol

Also :

(Me every time @animalsalvationassociation / @cookiecrumbles52palace calls me "darling")

It's like a reward 🥹💙 its so flattering 😭

🗣🗣🗣 TAKE IT 👹 👹‼️‼️‼️

[affableramen]

this idea has been living rent-free in my mind jealous!pantalone early stage of relationship, spy and criminal themes

Jealous!Pantalone was coming up with a plan to expose an evil merchant who had been plotting something big and cruel against Teyvat economy. This particular merchant abused power and destroyed many innocent lives. Yet the mastermind Pantalone is, he created a strategy to take over this nasty man’s plans and finally unveil his dirty business. Yet this whole plan had a big flaw - your involvement.

Pantalone, Tartaglia and Arlecchino were all at his desk while he was explaining the rules of the “game” he plotted against the merchant. At last, you enter the room but, good god—what are you wearing?

“I’ll be the bait.” In extraordinary clothes you shine like a precious diamond, and the glittery makeup makes your rounded eyes the centre of attention.

Arlecchino looks at you with approving and slightly proud look - what a bold move you’ve taken for the sake of Fatui’s secret mission. Tartaglia agreed too:

“She is the only one who can do it”, though his words sounded ambiguous and indefinite, Tartaglia coughed into his fist and explained, “I mean… She kind of seduced you too, Pantalone. I think she can work her charms on another merchant just fine.”

“And besides - it will be nothing more than just shallow flirt.” Arlecchino glared at Tartaglia who just could not shut his mouth in time.

Pantalone stopped writing and almost dropped his pen but gripped it immediately then.

“Absolutely not. We’re not doing it.”

He sounded more gloomy and grumpy than usual, not a hint from the familiar friendly-mannered and charming Harbinger.

Everyone stared at him like if he were an idiot.

“Don’t be ridiculous. Y/N won’t be the bait. I do not allow it, even if it is simply for mission purposes.”

“I will simply talk to the target and look pretty, nothing more nothing less”, you finally said, but that did little to convince Pantalone. He shook his head, the Knave and Childe fell silent.

“Are you jealous?” you crossed your arms.

“No.” Pantalone turned away and continued drawing the plan. “This task is extremely dangerous, I refuse Y/N’s involvement.”

“Yes, he obviously is. If I were him, I would feel jealous too”, said Arlecchino nonchalantly.

“Come on, give her a try, Pants. We don’t really have another choice. There should be a beautiful lady involved in such missions. As if someone would die of it!” He rolled his eyes.

Arlecchino gave you a smirk.

“What are you two blabbering about?!” Pantalone finally exploded. “I won’t let her go—not looking like…this!”

“Looking like…what exactly?” Arlecchino was not happy with his choice of words.

To shift the attention in some way and prevent a conflict you used the red lipstick and rubbed your lips together.

“Then it’s decided.”

This little action made Pantalone bite his own dehydrated lips as the sight of you was so intoxicating.

“Is that enough to charm our target?”

“Too much for some greedy old man.” Pantalone responded earlier than Tartaglia or Arlecchino could open their mouths.

“Relax.” You said to him silently.

“How am I supposed to—when you’re going to work your charms on another man?”

“We need it for a job. We need it to take the damn criminal down.”

Pantalone hit the desk with his fist furiously.

“Fuck the plan, I don’t want to sit and watch you flirt with an old jerk.”

Arlecchino and Tartaglia gave each other a knowing glance and left the room.

“You two decide it between yourselves.”

When everyone left Pantalone grabbed you by your hips and set you on top of his desk and kissed you in the lips passionately.

“Stop—come on—you’ll ruin my makeup!”

He only stopped for a second to look at your face again before proceeding to kiss you more anxious and desperate. After a while he pulled away, breathing heavily, like a pathetic jealous old man he is.

“You may flirt with the target but under one condition”, still gasping for breath profusely he says quietly, his fingers lingering on your shoulders as if he were discreetly trying to hug you.

“What is it, [Pantalone's real name]? What are you afraid of?”

One hand appeared on your cheek and he stroked it gently and affectionately.

“You’re going to seduce me later.”

“You’re unbelievable!” You chuckled under your breath. The audacity and bluntness of this man were insufferable. “But I promise to stay safe and come back to you after this all ends.”

[cosmic-nyx-fanwork]

Wanted to do this but thought it was a prompt for December instead- (I’m stupid)

I’m going to try and speed run this anyway because this man has been living rent free in my head and I need to draw him- 🥲

uhm uhm hiii idk how to use tumblr but tsams fandom i made a thing!! basically for artists, it’s like the cringetober thing but nexember :-]

[plasticfreckles]

🌙 Veilguard Lighthouse Reunion Solavellan freestyle enjoy 🌙

"Fel'a'lath," she says, behind him, and he drops his brush and turns so fast it makes him light-headed.

Fel'a'lath. My last love. What he'd called her before he left her behind with Compassion.

"Vhenan."

She dashes into his arms with such a force he is shoved back into the wall, wet paint staining his clothes.

"You're here." Solas does not attempt to hide the sob, the tears, the shaky breath that makes him shudder against her.

He had missed her touch too much.

"I'm here. I have you." The whisp of her hand on his stubbly scalp, the intention of holding his head, of stroking the pain out of his soul. At least, if her left arm were still with them.

"How-" She pushes at him, makes him take a shaky seat against the table nearby. Her hands are on his jaw, earlobes tucked between ring and small finger.

He does not let her rise up. If he lost her again, it would shatter him. If the way he digs his nails into the soft skin of her shoulder pains her, she does not show it.

"I've been staying with Dorian." He has enough questions to fill all his years, but no energy to ask them. A pause, as they inhale the smell of each other. Rosemary, bergamot, the sharp mint of the mark still inside her somewhere. His heart sings, I can't breathe without your cologne in my nose, Gods provide, I overdose. Lines of poetry she'd improvised after Halamshiral, drunk on wine and victory and the thrill of courtly intrigue before he'd held her mouth shut and taken her against their chamber doors.

He hopes she smells more than just alcohol, oil paint and despair.

"And Morrigan filled me in," she whispers, into his neck. If she squeezes him any tighter, he'll burst like a blister, and he'll welcome it. "You stabbed Varric."

"I killed Varric." He chokes it out between deep breaths to keep him from breaking entirely. He won't let this be soiled by her having to pick up the pieces of his soul.

"Are you alright?" She pulls back, just enough to cup his cheek. They're both crying. There's new scars by her hairline, on her cheekbone and more - new - freckles on her face than he's ever seen on a single person.

The farmer's tan on her face, where even his magic did not hide she once bore vallaslin, has faded. She's paler than he remembers, smaller. The rings under her eyes have shifted from pale bluebrown to a deeper purplegrey. She cut her hair, just a little, but instead of knee-length waves, her hair is now straight and waist-long.

It looks nice, with the new tattoos on her arms, abstract lines and patterns in a colour that may as well be gold in her skin, with the tight black top bodice and the loose patterned skirt.

Her lips taste of salt and calendula.

"I'm in over my head, vhenan."

🌙

bc the ending is a bit of an anticlimax and I like my version better ngl

this is the hug

the "poetry" is from a song called Pretty by Georgia Cavallo, which has lived in my mind as rent free as Eggster God Solas since it dropped :)

now off to greener pastures (aka. lucanis brainrot FULLTIME)

@vespaer77 <3

[~rina]

[spicymc]

OM! Demons vs MHB Demons

*the OM! Brothers begin dancing*

So, just imagine, there is like a flyer or something akin to battle-of-the-bands or something of the like with a call to action for the two groups to fight. (In each of their respective lands, of course)

OM! Barbatos: We have arrived my Lord.

OM! Diavolo: Splendid! I cannot wait to see the show! Everyone: Three, two, one!

WHB Satan and Mammon: What are they doing?

WHB Sitri: *lowers Satan's weapon for him and shakes his head* Do not waste your energy on them.

*the OM! Brothers begin singing*

WHB Demons: 🤨

[witheringdream]

i think someone needs to write an au where ava still ends up as the warrior nun but beatrice never joined cat’s cradle and they somehow meet anyways and beatrice ends up being ava’s little secret comfort getaway that she just shows up to unannounced almost. like a superhero/spiderman situation but she’s almost never banged up cause super healing!!

beatrice could be having a normal job with a pretty good career but she’d just be still probably super repressed cause she’s spent her life trying to please her parents and ava would be forever in debt of cat’s cradle cause they gave her her literal life back so she’s never able to fully let go of them plus the halo in her back and all that.

and i think the angst potential is too monumental for someone to not come and write this shit up

[shychick-52]

This has been living rent-free in my head since you posted it!

Cedric is so handsome and beautiful!!

The way you drew him when he says "You're the one who's going to get hurt!" is so cute- his face, the way he's holding onto the side of the boat, and just the threat sounds like something he would say!

And the way he's drawn when he's sitting out of the water, something about his posture and expression, makes him look so adorably vulnerable!

THE HOCUS CROCUS, AWWWWW.

"You human!" Awwww

I'm also a sea sorcerer, so be careful!" Oh, Ceddy, you are so cute, it's impossible to be afraid of you.

¡Cedlock week 2024!

2. Sea/Boat

(Warning for bare chest, technically)

The breeze was cool, and he was grateful for such a calm morning. Things were almost unnaturally still with the quietness of the bay, that he didn't think much of it when he threw the net into the water.

Only to find that, instead of the usual, light tug from the fish, the net thrashed violently, nearly throwing him off the boat in surprise. Greylock pulled—the thing down there had to be enormous.

A voice sounded, high-pitched and whiny. But he was the only one there. Or wasn't he? He had heard stories about this place, but...

One where Greylock is a fisherman who travels to Merroway Cove (an alternate Enchancia here) and finds a grumpy cecaelia.

Sea King Roland has begun to wonder where his royal sorcerer goes every afternoon. He doesn't know that his sorcerer is having his own little mermaid romance.

Full page below.

Yeah, I had a lot of fun with this one. Although I couldn't decide what color to put on the leaf as silly as that sounds.

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

I’ve been thinking about this gif all morning:

Is this or is this not actual footage of Harry in UDLTTOM Slytherin House dealing with Tom Riddle? 😂 😂

[caitlynmeow]

since some of y'all are simping over wife's height here's a comparison between her and Cassandra because why not, right?

[random1d10t]

I swear this lives in my head rent free from the moment I heard it up until now:

Wind: think he's (Rae) cute?

Caspian: I didn't say he wasn't

Rent free

[luoisalunitic]

@raddest-laddest uhhh hi???? :’)

[ohmypawsandwhiskers]

Incorrect quote for Attack on Titan:

Jean, Sasha, and Connie: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!

Levi: *pulls into the drive through*

Jean, Sasha, and Connie: *starts celebrating*

Levi: *orders one black coffee tea for himself and pulls away*