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⋅⋅ The Tales That Really Matter ⋅⋅

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“I want something to go right. Just once.”

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People are always hating on Hugo Weaving's Elrond for not being atractive enough or looking too old for an elf but

He pulled off playing a younger, dashing, more physically active version of his character really well in the Hobbit while he was actually like 20 years older LMAO

People can hate on my man Hugo but he was the only one who genuinely looked younger and more handsome somehow, all the others looked visibly older, even Cate who is so beautiful and aged extremely will did look older than in LOTR but he didn't. I need some respect for him

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joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.

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middle earth just owes elrond an apology tbh

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If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it’s not meant to be dismissive. I’m bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

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So I’m on day 6 without vyvanse, and holy trying to work is crazy difficult and I didn’t realize how much it helped to manage my anxiety until now

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New Brave Art of Levi, Petra and Erwin

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me @ my mutuals

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boys stop it i hate both of you

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He will as soon as he figures out his foot

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Criminal Minds Big Post 8!!!!!!!!

shout-out to @hrtbrkwthrs for helping me pick the most androgynous-looking spencer for the first one ilysm friend & I'm so glad we reconnected<333333

more criminal minds memes

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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heye every one.