#ME TOO BESTIE

[sophsun1]

Seinfeld – 9.13: The Cartoon

[valoale]

Slow mornings

[burnt-milque-and-toast]

[protectionsquad24601]

Victor Hugo in the sewer chapter: and I like sewers because they don't lie, unlike POLITICIANS

[incorrectnevermoor]

Morrigan: I wish cancel culture was real I want my father to suffer the consequences of his actions

[willgrahamscock]

Will Graham's cöck lives rent-free in my mind

[lovecrumbss]

from the diaries of franz kafka

[slutforsilverfoxes]

Of all the incredible one liners Rossi says to Hotch in the 187 years of this show, “I need you to dominate me because it gives me direction and a purpose in life” is pretty high up there imo

[draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend]

Van Helsing after finding out Ms Westenra got rid of the garlic and opened the windows: Screaming. Crying. Throwing Up.

[transmascwilson]

he was so real for this.........

[alloutofgoddesses]

I love that almost the entire time, Izzy is as blind as a bat

[sophsun1]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) dir. John Hughes

[klance-headcanons-official]

Keith purred like a cat, even before the reveal, just nobody was close enough with him for him to purr. after Klance got together Lance wa slide ‘hehe kitty’

Sorry it’s a jumbled mess. I’m sleep deprived

I agree

Because actually you are correct

[beanghostprincess]

Thinking bout transfem Buggy. Thinking about how I firmly believe that Buggy wouldn’t even fucking change anything about herself, dresses suck balls, she’s already wearing makeup as is, what the fuck kind of advantage would there be in being a more feminine pirate anyways? Literally not changing shit about herself except his pronouns are now she/him.

… also thinking about her realizing that about herself as a kid and Shanks just being fully on board with it from the get go. Kid was already secretly in awe at how pretty his best friend could be but now the context is different as well. Of course half the time he wouldn’t tell Buggy that he thinks she’s the prettiest girl in the world because they both still have their friendly bickering dynamic so when he compliments her most of the time it’s partly disguised as a setup to an insult (also because he doesn’t want to embarrass himself in front of the prettiest girl in the world by telling her she’s beautiful) „ You know we COULD just get you a fake fishtail and string you up like a galleon figure in front of our ship. Our enemies would be distracted enough by your lovely hair and eyes so we could get the drop on them easily…. Of course we’d have to stuff your mouth with something because as soon as they hear you shriek obscenities at them the spell would be ruined.“ Cue him dodging a flying fist and laughing maniacally as he makes a run from a furious clown girl.

THE LAST LINE I AM LOSING IT HELP DJSEDBDFJKBAFDBJEKBFJKEBFJAKEJFBSJKDBJKSBFJKBWESKJ

OKAY BUT- But this is actually SO sweet. Transfem Buggy my beloved. Shanks pining for Buggy my beloved. Buggy telling Roger and Rayleigh about being a girl and they're just- So supportive. They land on an island and Roger buys her a pretty dress and she's like "Uh, captain, I don't really like dresses, tbh. But uhhh-" and Roger is like, SO excited to have a girl but he does not know how to raise one AT ALL and Buggy just accepts it uncomfortably bc she doesn't want Roger to feel bad- Then Rayleigh actually buys her something useful and cool af (aka make up) and she isn't sure about it first but that's the start of the prettiest clown ever.

Shanks is pining HARD. It's unbearable. Puppy love. Roger asks Buggy if she wants a room for herself now that she's a girl or whatever and Buggy highly considers it bc damn a room for herself???? That would make Shanks SO jealous. But also she wouldn't see Shanks all the time. Hard decision. But also the fact that they still share a room now makes Shanks go fucking wild. They're stupid, yes.

Buggy doesn't change much after that, but there's obviously something different about her and Shanks can't deal with it. He's so down bad that he'll probably just drown and die or smth. And everybody knows Shanks is in love with her because it's obvious af. You know when Oden and Toki were pining and obviously flirting and Marco and the others were spying on them to see how their relationship developed? Well, same thing here except that these two only bicker and fight and when they aren't doing that, their sweet moments are extremely embarrassing to witness.

Transfem Buggy is,, So real to me. I love you, girl. Maybe Ivankov helps her, even. And then she meets Shanks again and the guy has a fucking stroke.

[userautumn]

sherlock: i've been reliably informed i don't have a heart

also sherlock: [frantically asks if john's ok while ripping semtex off of him]

[incorrectnevermoor]

Mog: im going 100 mph (100 mistakes per hour)