#this is genuinely so funny to me

[wolfythewitch]

You will not survive the winter

[39raccoons]

and while we’re on this topic let me share the screenshots that make me feel the most seen ever

[protectionsquad24601]

Victor Hugo in the sewer chapter: and I like sewers because they don't lie, unlike POLITICIANS

[ghostlightfic]

check out the disparity between these two polls i really like it

[incinerated-vestiges]

I find it funny how this post where u can clearly see significant effort being put into not receiving as much attention as this half-asleep glorified sketch where my motion-sickness-addled brain was probably mixing ghosts skull mask with dry bowser’s head but that’s just tumblr being tumblr and we love it for that

[tyler-is-hot]

HEY bettyweir!!! and comicbookddr!!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!! I HOPE ALL OF YOU BURN AND ROT IN HELL ONE DAY FOR HOW YOU"VE TALKED AND TREATED ME SO KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! AND I HOPE YOU GET WHATS COMING FOR YOU CAUSE I DESPISE YOU WITH A BURNING RAGE AND PASSION!!!

💀💀💀💀💀💀

I cant ignore this one cause its so damn funny to me😭😭😭

[djungleskogs]

big head

[i-arch-my-backula]

pyramid head don’t like boys 🧍🏽‍♀️

Did he tell you that? You know, the fictional character that realistically wouldn’t be attracted to anyone and would indiscriminately kill anyone in his path? Did he tell you that himself?

[rhouxl]

I got my first proper hate anon, so looks like I'm famous now!

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

As someone from the original days, I love how Dragons Rising took off with the Nindroid Jay idea and just tweaked it a bit to make it their own version

[words-after-midnight]

Currently back on two of libaw's beta readers independently referring to Jeff as "guy I'd most like to throw into a wood chipper" and "guy I'd most to put through a play doh dispenser."

[aro-oak]

Playing dress up from my closet and putting together a christian fundie girls Easter outfit and the skirt (sits JUST above the knee) is too short and scandalous but I no longer have appropriately colored leggings

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[stradakiev]

Me: crafts funny posts that never get reblogged

Users of tumblr: reblog my mistakes

@lollyase one question

why?

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes