#Little Junior
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barclaysangel · 9 months ago
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Y’all remember the “Junior Wheeler if he was 9 years old during Chucky season 1” AU that I made?
Well, I reread the oneshot that I wrote for that this morning and I suddenly really missed the AU…so how would y’all feel if I wrote more of it?
If you guys want that, here’s the thing…I don’t have too much ideas. I have a few but not a lot. So while this isn’t technically a “Request something and I’ll 100% write it” thing, but if you have some ideas, pls tell me and I may write it.
So yeah, lemme know pls :)
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inbabylontheywept · 5 months ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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malusvalley · 6 months ago
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I'd like to imagine they go overboard helping Gorgug find Mary-Ann's number. After the last panel Riz has to remind them they haven't actually found the number yet.
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very-small-giant · 15 days ago
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you have been bad friends to riz gukgak
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cryptocism · 9 months ago
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a dænce of roëmænce
depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep
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bacchuschucklefuck · 7 months ago
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summer of junior year 06/11
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moonyswarmsweaters · 14 days ago
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James : I made Regulus fall in love with me.
Barty : You fucked up a soulless demon is what you did. Look at him, he's got ~feelings~
Regulus : [ looks longingly at James ] [ sighs ]
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hamable · 10 months ago
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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.
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nosnexus · 11 months ago
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That first day back to school is always a doozy, huh?
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operationslipperypuppet · 11 months ago
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imagine calling out other students for getting an unfair advantage and recognition in school when they’re saving the fucking world and you’re. killing rats and twig blights in the woods behind the school. you’re traveling 40 feet for your adventures. get real
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lotus-pear · 2 months ago
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two mimir.. 🤲🏼🤲🏼
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barclaysangel · 9 months ago
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Nica: Junior, are you ready?
Little Junior: I’m ready!! walks over in a prison jumpsuit
Nica: 🤨
Nica: What are you wearing?
Little Junior: proudly My uniform
Nica: 🤨
Nica: You're going to school, not prison
Little Junior: 🤨
Little Junior: Isn't it the same thing?
This is so accurate omgggg! Nica can’t even be mad at that, he ain’t wrong XD
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vampirehayfever · 9 months ago
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"so we have lost fleek, and there is no heir" is so perfectly elven.
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starving-marauder-lover · 5 months ago
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Barty: WHO ATE MY FRIES
Barty: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KI-
Evan: I did
Barty: Kiss you and buy you more, you haven't been eating as much Rosie.
Regulus: You fucking simp.
I love finding ideas on Pinterest
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formulanni · 16 days ago
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(Podium) class of 2024!
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Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009
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applebees4prez · 9 months ago
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riz being aroace as well as fabian’s gay awakening is the only correct option but also the funniest one. this loser (affectionate) is obsessed with you but in somehow the most platonic way possible and there’s a second where you think he might like guys and has even dated one but nope it’s the manifestation of his fears of his total lack of romantic attraction. meanwhile girls are asking YOU why you always bring HIM up and you can’t face the fact that you are actually just as obsessed with him because you are just afraid of your sexuality as he is of his. crazy.
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