#Like a funny jumpscare lol

[kaiserouo]

technically he's not lying

[thegreatyin]

okay. so.

if you asked the scoundrel what her name (and by name, i mean her title as mr cards) translates to in correspondence, she'd show you this sigil:

assigned by the masters themselves, of course. she's very proud of it. she'll flaunt it to anyone and everyone who makes the mistake of asking.

the thing is, well. she's wrong. the real translation is significantly different.

it's an insult. an offense. basically the correspondence equivalent of calling yourself butthead. she has no idea what it actually means, and if you were to tell her, she'd probably refuse to believe you. violently.

as for how this mixup even happened, well,

let's just say her coworkers do a little bit of trolling.

[itz-pandora]

I assume you:

Like indie music

Need a therapist

Would play ukulele if given the option to learn any instrument

Like stickers

Kin Maria

Are blonde or brunette

Have never dyed your hair

Consume media you know has queer characters, and when they come around to it during said media go "omfg i had no clue they'd end up together..."

Don't like Knuckles (mainly cuz I've only seen you post him once. ever.)

Don't know that you're the first blog I ever followed on Tumblr

Saying you think I don't like knuckles is so sad.... He's just too cool for me.... (He's so hard to draw bc snoot)

[amusedphan]

the benefits of being mexican and adhd means you're always late to a party (@phanniemasquerade ) 🤪

i'm mando, and i'm half a month from being exactly a decade younger than dan. first mask is a nod to my area of study, second is based off alebrijes. i'm gay as fuck and in an inchresting Situation that is extremely similar to phan except we're somehow not technically together. i started watching dnp (+listening to muse) a decade ago and even did a few phandom meetups back in the day, thought they were cringe for a while, and now i'm back to being cringe <3

i might want to do some music stuff if i ever get off my ass, but mostly i want to get back to writing rpf now that i have dnp's blessing... and to not let whatever i wrote in grade 8 be the only phan stuff i have out there :/

[dailykugisaki]

Day 347 | id in alt

Kugisaki hasn't been around Gojo enough to gaf about him LMAO.

[floorpancakes]

heart-pounding immersive bocchi cinema solo trip experience 1-page report

[morrithal]

Wolf 359, like many audio dramas, has very little in the way of character descriptions. But here's a few of them:

Hilbert went bald as a child due to radiation (unclear if he is bald as of the episodes we see)

Kepler is "not a frontlines fighter" according to Eiffel, and loses a hand later on

Eiffel has hair and fingernails, then loses hair and fingernails, then regrows hair and fingernails

Maxwell does not wear glasses or contacts. She has better vision than both Jacobi and Kepler, as stated in Time to Kill

And I love how most fanartists do not acknowledge this. She wears glasses. Because Nerd

[bassboosted-moon-chao]

it's physically impossible this cracked out ai has ever slept a day in his life since 1995 but also. what if he did. closes his freakass mouth and stops levitating and actually sits still for more than all of two seconds.

[butchnavi]

the hilarious thing about my misandry playlist is that it was actually inspired by my female ex friend ignoring me and refusing to communicate lol. but I didn't want her to know how much that bothered me so I channeled all my frustration into making what started off as a "stop fucking ignoring me are you five years old" playlist and ended up being a misandry playlist because I made up with my friend but I still experience this frustration on a daily fucking basis with stembros and other miscellaneous manchildren two years later lmao

[ebitenpura]

last swtor post of the day but there's apparently a glitch in iokath that swaps out your companion with...theron after using the console for some reason. <- speaking from experience

me: *sees theron standing there* haha whose theron is this. anyways

theron: *follows*

me: ... ? *walks faster*

theron: *still following*

me: *hits sprint*

theron:

[louismygf]

just recently watched this is us with my college friends

[coulsonlives]

These are the best Google Streetview photos ever

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

He's talking about cum

[bmpmp3]

the really beautiful landscape/skyscape animation in makoto shinkai's works tends to be the big thing i see focused on and that is understandable and deserved like the weather and lighting effects are unREAL but i do think we should also appreciate how absolute insane the plotlines of his original movies get. at least two movies with in universe catastrophes with major ecological implications. the guns and explosions. theres that one movie i havent seen yet with the guy who turns into a chair (?)

[cloudsrust]

I did not just get jumpscared by one of my old scp fanarts while watching a random youtube short what-

w h a t-

[thatoneluckybee]

Okay, I've seen some people talk about this before, is anyone else almost incapable of recognizing themself in a photograph or picture?

Like logically yeah, that's me, that's what my face looks like, but it doesn't "feel" like me. Like someone went and sloppily recreated my appearance or photoshopped my facial features? Idk I can't picture myself in my head well without a picture reference so maybe that's it