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infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated
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LOVE PATTRANITE as MAEWNAM in WHALE STORE XOXO (2025) EPISODE 08
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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we should put merrill dorian and bellara in a room together and see what kinds of fucked up new magic they invent. for enrichment
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I keep getting this Etsy ad where this person says, "My personal style wouldn't be what it is without self-expression," and every time, I'm floored by what an absolute nothing sentence that is.
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One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.
Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.
Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.
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hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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pomegranate tree in 怡园yiyuan, suzhou, jiangsu province of china by Rtkiycs
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we recently rewatched the Big Bang/San Lorenzo Jobs and one of my favorite things about Nate v Damien Moreau is that Moreau is always going "in a fair fight I'd crush you" and Nate keeps responding "probably, which is why I cheated like hell" and it works every time
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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again
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Tongari Boushi no Atelier by Kamome Shirahama
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Always great when this is the thumbnail of the weeks forecast
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