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Nice sword, loser, what's it made from? Dumbass-cus steel?

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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

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Chatacabra from Monster Hunter Wilds as a dessert !!

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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

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every time i fight doshaguma it's always an unpleasant experience. what moves do you really have against a really pissed off lion bear

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world's cutest knightgirl???

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'we do this every year' historical revisionism. The Ides of March used to just be the day ppl reblogged that 1 photo of the salad dressing with a knife in it.

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maobabie | instagram | bsky Drawn for the release of Monster Hunter Wilds!

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This is unintentionally the funniest cutscene.

The way Hector runs off the screen... the way the Agent runs whilst everything's exploding behind them, leaving Vector painting... and then the flop onto the floor with the sound playing too late...

Art.

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can i join your discord server and say nothing and do nothing and stare at you like this

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the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

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Marimo (毬藻) moss balls are actually a type of algae that grows spherically as it rolls in the water. Because they only grow 5mm a month, they are easy to take care of, but they are also very rare and can only be found in a few parts of the world including Japan & Iceland. Because of their rarity and beauty, a festival called Marimo Matsuri takes place every year in Hokkaido, Japan where all the marimo plants in the Lake Akanko are taken out, individually cleaned, and placed back into the water. Not only are they adorable, but they are considered a national treasure in Japan!

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being a quote-on-quote "big blog" in one fandom and then making art for a different fandom and getting 0 notes is objectively awesome. feels like an exiled nobleman in a new land having to deal with peasant lifestyle for the first time. it builds character

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didnt realize this was an ad at first so i just assumed that was somebody's advice. no1 art tip... hunt monsters...

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things I would do in a time loop:

1. perfect backflip

2. ??????