#LOGICALLY

[pratchettquotes]

That evening the men were practicing archery on the green. Bill Door had carefully ensured a local reputation as the worst bowman in the entire history of toxophily; it had never occurred to anyone that putting arrows through the hats of bystanders behind him must logically take a lot more skill than merely sending them through a quite large target a mere fifty yards away.

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.

Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

[dawnofiight]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN: Angel + Asher shenanigans (based on real life events 👍)

Don’t think about the anatomy too much I drew them in the car

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[somesaintiam]

ok either the one on the left is actually mike and the one on right is will or they swapped clothes because WHAT OH MY GOD❓❓❓

[sqtorux]

jjk new chp leaks soon!! guys you don't understand how excited i am it can seriously go so many ways i cannot wait im seated like i will wake up early just for this

[parachutingkitten]

You can not convince me skybound makes sense.

You can't do it.

This is not a challenge, it's a statement of fact.

You can not convince me skybound makes sense.

[giantkillerjack]

It took me like 10 years to be able to recognize when I am having a flashback because the movies told me the whole thing was supposed to be very cinematic, inside and out.

In reality, for most people, it just looks like they are hardcore zoning out.

And internally, it seems like flashbacks are only a full visual-audio movie-worthy experience for very few people.

Which is equally valid and definitely horrifying, but since I thought all flashbacks were supposed to be like that, it was very hard to figure out that "my brain suddenly leaping back in time to a prior emotional state of being from recalling a traumatic experience" = "flashback."

[your-local-blogger]

I think I might have a problem because I always try to find logic in horror movies. I mean in Elm Street, if Freddy was burned alive by the teens' parents, why go after the teens and not the parents? The teens didn't burn him alive, the parents did.

[lavenderfeminist]

Terming every resource and institution meant for SSA people “queer” in the interest of radical inclusion automatically excludes those who either reject or simply cannot bear to allow themselves to be described in such a way for their same-sex attraction. In direct correlation to that fact, those are the same people who are likely to have suffered at the hands of that word and to need the most support which those resources or institutions might have provided them. It makes me want to scream.

[just-your-average-cryptid]

"All chann- *kzzsht* -spond, this is- *kzzsht* -of Voidskimmer D-9 *kzzsht* emergency broadcast, please *kzzsht* -tive stations, transmit to Terra base *kzzsht* all channels-"

"Voidskimmer D-9, this is Horizon Outpost, Zeta Sector speaking. Please hold while we shift the receiver array, your connection is flickering." The Chai'lek reached up with one of their secondary appendages to adjust the receiver settings on the holoscreen above, watching the signal strength slowly steady as the call was patched in. "Voidskimmer D-9, you are connected to Horizon Outpost, Zeta Sector. Please restate your name, as it was lost in signal interference."

"Hello? Hello! This is Captain Rekar of the Universal Alliance Discovery Fleet, Deep Space Division." His credentials appeared on the central holoscreen, verifying his status. "I need you to deliver an emergency broadcast to Terra base and all stations and crews in this sector. We have readings of a J-class entity, repeat, J-class entity somewhere at the edge of known space."

"Captain, I do not understand how such readings constitute an emergency. Such entities are theorized to be capable of mass destruction, but the 'edge of known space' as currently mapped is tens of thousands of lightyears away from this sector's registered inhabitants."

"It's coming towards us."

Chai'lek had very few reasons to employ biopigmentation away from the predators of their homeworld; only their deepest instincts would cause such a change here. Had their chitin not become an unsettling mosaic of black and red, they might have convinced themselves they only imagined hearing those four words.

"What do you... mean, it's coming towards us?"

Captain Rekar, for his part, managed to keep his exasperation to an edge in his voice as he hissed, "The spacetime displacement readings are fuzzy at such great distances, but they'll pick up a J-class all right. And the displacement is pushing forward, not pulling back. Whatever it is, it's coming and fast."

"B-But... no catalogued spacefaring entities are capable of reaching J-class! None that could surpass lightspeed enough to cross through space that quickly without destroying their own bodies!"

"Oh, sure, no known ones. But we both know there's one beast that can survive long-term FTL travel. And they have no qualms about size, or the laws of physics. Look, we don't have much time. I'll try to get my crew out of its path, but we can't move planets. You need to warn the sector and UAHQ."

"O-of course. Receiving data package now."

"Good. Good, I... thank you. Voidskimmer D-9, signing off."

They were left sitting there, dazed, for a moment before the slight squeak of their companion's seat turning snapped them back to reality. Ze's antennae curled back in hesitation before they whispered, "What... what was that call?" Zei glanced over their blotchy appendages and thorax, still pulsating red and yellow. "Those are fear colors. Something's going on."

"We need to evacuate the station."

Zer eyes flashed, antennae recoiling in shock. "Wait- why?! What's happening?! What the klorp is a J-class!?!"

They were already sending the message to the other stations, waiting for the receiver to realign to the nearest Sector hub to pass it along to Terra. "The Universal Alliance is a Terran-formed group dedicated to scientific inquiry and researching the known universe. They work with as many species as possible, but most of their terminology is Terran-based. J-class refers to an old Terran myth of a great beast said to wrap around their homeworld, destined to slay and be slain by one of their deities and destroy the world. Its members are a small number of known supermassive entities, most of whom remain in one galaxy or even a single planet. They are not supposed to move. They are not supposed to warp space at such speed that a small research vessel can detect it so clearly."

"But it is."

"But it is," they said, mandibles chittering nervously. "It's a J-class Migratory Draconic, and its heading for the center of the universe."

"To do... what?"

They gazed out at the stars beyond. Everything looked normal. Silent. Unmoving. Unchanging. As if it wasn't all about to be swept away in the half-blink of some ancient creature's eye.

"What all Migratory Draconics do when they reach a source of fusion energy."

They turned towards the now rigid Serketh.

"Devour it."

[someawkwardnerd]

oh look a meet the artist :•)

I don't think I've posted one here yet and there are a lot of new ppl here so hello!! <3

[pratchettquotes]

A howl went up from a distant hill.

"That's Gavin," said Carrot.

"A wolf? Gavin's a wolf? I've been saved from werewolves by wolves?"

"It's all right, sir. When you think about it, it's not really any different from being saved from werewolves by people."

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

[actualalligator]

I think I like Buck as a character so much because I also feel like too much. Eventually, everyone will realize that I'm an annoying person who has very little value.

[skylardoesthings]

i have never been afraid to start something, and the thing is here i am. staring at dndads s2 ep2 and i am so fucking nervous for some reason

[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

V1 for Youngblood and Noise, if you like Roleslaying? No pressure if not!

I'm trying to do it in at least somewhat chronological order by request but as soon as this ask hit my notifications it gripped me by the shoulders and shook me until I did it haha

I love them so much you have no idea how weirdly emotional I got whilst drawing these bbys

I love roleslaying!! Thank you for the request! :D

Also reference pictures for those two are so hard to find despite there being so much art in the show?? *Confusion*