#his body was teleported

[sqtorux]

jjk new chp leaks soon!! guys you don't understand how excited i am it can seriously go so many ways i cannot wait im seated like i will wake up early just for this

[triglycercule]

at the beach so we pullin out the mtt beach headcanons GO

horror buys one of those cheap diving kits with goggles and flippers and always ALWAYS challenges killer to races

killer always accepts because he thinks he can beat horror (he loses EVERY time. horror's just too fast with those damn flippers)

dust goes up to random people's beach chairs when they're away and sits in them and then when they come back he sees how long he can gaslight them into thinking that was his chair from the start

while horror is napping killer and dust will fill up his skull with sand. he doesn't wake up until they're like 75% done

dust likes to fully submerge himself in the water and then pop up and jump scare killer (killer always gets scared no matter how much dust does it)

dust tried to scare horror with this prank but then he was pushed underwater and forced to eat the wet watery sand by horror

dust and horror don't play around with sand around killer's chest because his soul is near that area and killer VISCERALLY hates sand on his soul

killer can mix his eye goop with sand and it creates a toxic determination sand bomb that will literally knock a bitch out

dust will still wear papyrus's scarf even while underwater and then complain about how wet it is

killer will see a boat in the distance and bet that he can swim there with dust and horror. dust and horror end up losing a LOT of money once the boat comes back to shore with killer on board

horror doesn't eat his popsicles like a normal person. he waits for them to melt and then licks the melted juice and dust and killer shit on him SEVERELY for this

dust is such a heavy sleeper that horror and killer had enough time to build a sand grave for him and host a fake funeral service before he woke up. then they pretended he was actually dead when he woke up (it took all of horror's willpower not to laugh)

whenever one of those airplanes with posters attached fly over the beach dust always shoots a bunch of bones at the poster to poke holes in them

killer would build a giant dick and threaten kids to come over and look at his sculpture with his knife. then when the kid sees it killer orders them to tell their parents all about "the long schlong". he doesn't even kill the kids it's just to freak them and the parents out

dust doesn't help out while the set up the tents/chairs. horror has to do all the work and killer tries to help but then just ends up breaking something. but dust helps carry all the bags and chairs to and from the beach and car :3

killer brings horror as far out as he can in the water and then tells him to look underwater (connected to the first headcanon where horror has goggles) and then it turns out that killer took off his shorts and is flashing the fish. horror bursts out laughing underwater and almost drowns and then killer has to save him butt naked while trying to hold onto his shorts

when they finally wash off all the sand at the showers by the beach horror is the only one to really wash off the sand. dust doesn't wanna subject papyrus's scarf to anymore water (hc 8) and killer doesn't trust the shitty water pressure to get all the sand out of his joints

at the end of it they went to this nice seafood place and watched the beach while eating peacefully. and then on the ride home horror and killer slept like rocks (dust had to drive)

[phoenixcatch7]

As much of a power couple bingqiu is, the funniest is moshangbingqiu, because that is the ULTIMATE power poly. There is not a single thing in the three realms they could not take down, especially as a group. There is not a single pie they don't have their fingers in, no place they cannot reach. There is not a single thing under the blue red or burning skies they don't know about, combined.

It's a tiny group of messed up people. Two terminally online nerds who can't spell romance, a orphaned crybaby with a horny sword, and the world's most emotionally repressed ice cube. And THESE PEOPLE are the realms' most dangerous beings???

[keykidpilipili]

Trinity Trio in the Malevolent Dreamlands

Arthur Lester: We do not need the help of a child to survive! He shouldn't even be here fighting in the first place.

Sora: I am FOURTEEN and I killed at least ten people?!

Goofy: Gorsh shouldn't we count the jaguar, the eels and that horned winged guy who was standing in the volcano too?

Sora: Oh yeah... Definitely more than ten.

[saintshigaraki]

I was cleaning up my screenshots and found this and I’d like to say that this is still one of my favorite things anyone has ever said about Gojo.

omg the url....the pfp...............................this is vintage vicspeaks right here.....

[mindmxtters]

on a related note I desperately need a pre-meteor au where the team somehow are already friends and get their paws on some prescription-grade gummies and it goes just about as poorly as you can imagine

[the-cookie-of-doom]

What if Demon!Kim/Human!Chay AU? Read more for smut >: )

Chay tumbled onto the bed naked, catching himself on hands and knees, and Kim was already behind him, clawed hands digging into his hip as they dragged him back, pushing into him, and Chay sobbed once, tensing in anticipation of pain—that never came. Kim dragged Chay up by his hair, pressed a sharp-toothed kiss into his neck. 

“Do you think I would ever hurt you?” he demanded, pulling Chay farther onto his cock. Pleasure licked up his spine—he was dripping for it, he didn’t understand—

“Kim,” Chay gasped, clutching at the hand now around his throat. “How—” 

“Your body is mine.” Chay shivered at the harsh growl in Kim’s voice, at the filthy way Kim ground into him. “To do with as I please. And right now,” a hard thrust that pulled a moan out of Chay, “I want to fuck you, and I don’t want to wait.” 

“Oh God—” Kim pushed him back into the bed, and Chay could do nothing but take it, writhing beneath the onslaught of pleasure that set his body on fire. Black silk sheets, cool against his burning skin, were his only relief. He panted, open-mouthed and wet, hands scrabbling for purchase, slipping. Kim was the only thing keeping him from collapsing all together, supporting Chay’s body with inhuman strength. He laughed. 

“I’ll take care of you, angel.”

[batcavescolony]

X-Men comics are so insane. So I'm reading the New X-Men: Academy X right? Context before this is New Mutants and that ended with Magneto attacking the school and completely wrecking it. So in Academy X we find out a kid with teleportation powers name Jeffrey died. but he died between jumps so he's basically a ghost. Now as a ghost he's haunting the school because he died and no longer thinks it's safe for anyone. He's like throwing knives, teleporting people, and making tables float. But like the comic ends with him going back to class, as a ghost. Imagine coming for your first day at a mutant school and you get introduced to a kid who died but still comes to class.

[mikittalabs]

ok this is haunting me now so like leo has 2 hip pouches, yeah?

first of all i literally never noticed he has the one on his back until recently and i've had this reference for leo saved since october of last year so that's embarrassing.

what did he do with the one in front?? where did it go??

[fuckedprophet]

𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐒 ; a noble member of the unseelie court, Dallas has worked his way up in ranks to become a hand of the king himself. truly its his nature that has prevailed in gaining him such a status, a monster is the best capable at enforcing a kings wishes.

𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐘 ; due the select breeding within the unseelie court, there are those who are born with distinct features and attributes. dallas is a product of three blood lines folding in on itself to try and preserve a fading fae species.

he was born with horns that grew in age with him and now protrude from his crown and curl back over his head before branching upward. there are black and coarse much like a goats, but at the base near his scalp is soft velvet that is easily cut.

upon his birth he was blessed with a full mouth of sharp teeth, that only got longer as he aged.

his hands are abysmal in color and the color creeps up his wrist and forearms before fading into scarred pale flesh. the tattoos, runes and markings he bears stand out strongly against his skin.

he bears long talons that he regularly had to trim to maintain function of his own hands. his toenails also grow into talons so that he may use his feet as weapons when fighting as well.

his tongue is long, it stretches down to his collar bones if he so wishes and he is able to render it thin much like a snakes done or flatten it so that it widens. it is forked at the end.

he bears spines along his back that form ridges, he bears more on his forearms and ankles. there are other ridges that shall not be mentioned.

his hips and shoulder blades bear scales, the sides of his thighs as well as a natural acting armor that many of his former relatives craved and yearned to have for the scales provide a wonderful form of protection.

he bears fae ears like most, ones that cure and turn into a pointed tip. he does wear his hair long enough and shaggy that it covers the tips usually or that is the only bit that can peak through.

his eyes are blue when you meet him in daylight, but at night when the moon rises his eyes take on a high yellow hue that allows him to perceive things exceptionally well in the dark.

he has a tail, one that is thick and strong that slowly tapers out to the very tip that beneath the black fur conceals a sharp tip that could puncture through mortal steel. he has full mobility of his tail and can use it like a second limb if he so wishes.

[dutybcrne]

No thoughts, just Kaeya getting the equivalent of dunmeshi’s mana sickness when he starts training up his Abyssal abilities during his time with the Ragnvindrs and getting plagued with visions from the leylines near the Winery for a solid Week

[missmitchieg]

God, every time I look at @latinposeidon's blog, I end up getting so annoyed that it wasn't 20 episodes with filler and breathers for character and relationship development purposes and we didn't get a s2 all over again.

[dizzybevvie]

Listen I fully follow wkm lore but like how the FUCK did he come up with any of that

[drawnecromancy]

i accidentally ended up with another catboy yesterday.

[themetalvirus]

shadow very very shortly after escaping is just. wandering around in the woods in nothing but a hospital gown and with medical sticky pads still on his face. he can't use his powers and is just begging for someone to help him. and he's stuck like that for like 12 hours before amy shows up. and this guy, usually so tough and stoic, grabs both her hands and BEGS her to get him out of here and help him hide, shes the only one he can think of who would take pity on him.

[upsidedowngrass]

do you think liam and stone would be friends if they ever met outside of The Plane again

HMM!!!

(put under a readmore cus i ended up talking a LOT lol :) )

i think they could be friends!!! i think stone liked the contestants. while im pretty sure stone picked liam to give the notes to 1) because he is a backpack. he can hold notes. and 2) he seems the MOST stubborn of all of the contestants, so think compared to the chance for things to end well (or at least, the best they COULD end), liam was the best bet to pick thru all possible courses of action

but even outside of that stone generally seems to like them all, helping bryce when he didnt need to, visibly looking guilty for having to sabotage amelia, etc. i think they showed liam one of the notes bc they WANTED him to understand that theyre trying to help, and i think there was a chance hed understand, but he just happened to Not. with everything we know abt stone (which unfortunately isnt much), he looks like he WANTS to help them because he cares, and i think they wouldve liked to be friends with them, and to have met all of them under better circumstances. (he obv knows about the concept of friends because he knows everything, but i think they dont really get many opportunities to meet New people given. being from a world of Just rocks) point is that i think stone would love to be friends w liam!!

whether or not LIAM would wanna b friends is a diff question tho. liam doesnt seem like the type of guy whod necessarily hold anything against stone, since he gradually seems to respect stone more and more as he follows the notes, but i think there Could be some discomfort there. if stone hadnt written the notes, he never wouldve gone to bryce, he never wouldve died a bunch more times, and he never wouldve gotten stuck in airys world. but then again, if they hadnt written them, if airy had still died, all of the contestants couldve been trapped on the plane literally forever, and julien wouldve been stuck in the waiting room forever

i think liam would still think about stone pretty fondly, and historically he hasnt really been concerned about 'people who could remind him of his time on the plane, but 'well this person reminds me of my time on the plane' given everything with bryce, but during all that he was still very much. not in the mentality of being at home. (after he got home, he seems to REALLY still feel stuck on the plane, esp if what he says to bryce is anything to go off of) it could be very different once hes home, and because? i think stone ended up kinda STILL being with him thru s2, just symbolically. so i think it could be complicated for liam

but all of this aside? i think any discomfort he may feel would maybe be set to the side. liams pretty passive by nature, and i think being able to be friends with stone would actually kinda end up giving him a sense of closure about some things!!! most of his interactions with stone WERE somewhat strained, but i think liam wouldnt rly even think abt that

i dunno!!! but i think theyd make good friends if they had the opportunity to meet again. liam makes conversation pretty easy when he wants to, even though its not smth he especially goes out of his way to do, but i think when he would like to he can be VERY annoying abt it. if he wanted some level of Knowing stone, because i think it could be Nice to have stone be less of this ominous figure whos motives werent super clear but did ultimately help (assuming in this hypothetical he and stone meet again on earth, but i think in airys world stone could be. actually pretty nice for him to meet again? dont know!) and instead this Person who helped him and his friends, he would be a bit stubborn about it, and maybe a bit awkward about it, but i think stone would be okay with it. stone seems very 'reluctantly WILL do things for the greater good but would like to do helpful things that DONT make people upset instead. wants to just get along with people but just ISNT in a situation where they can' and also generally patient (i think they have to be patient given the world theyre from) so i think itd work out!!!!

anyway this post is long and idrk how clear it is BUT its fun to think abt!!!! idk how liam would get the chance to meet stone again but i would LOVE if it did happen