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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

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Cinderella but its about a butch lesbian who lost her strap

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the way my partner talks about my ocd is so hilariously on point. for context, i experience a lot of verbal compulsions (feeling like i Have to Say a Certain Thing to magically fix another) and he just told me. "most of the time it's easy to spot a compulsion cause literally nobody asked"

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you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

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post canon streamer stiles who randomly drops lore about himself and proceeds to never elaborate. like, he'll be in the middle of a stream and casually go 'this feels exactly like that one time my boyfriend's psycho uncle chased me through my school in the middle of the night' and then completely moves on while the chat explodes. derek, stiles' strong armed moderator, is low key having the worst day of his life

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"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

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you COMMENT on fic? you comment on the story like it's worth something? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for One Thousand Years!!!!

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when the fic is a rated t one-shot with a 20k+ word count titled something like "the mechanics of turtle migration" with kudos in the low hundreds yk it's gonna hit

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im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner

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He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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Indeed think the thing i like most about Kinnporsche as a show is that its a tragedy, porsche loses. He gets drawn into a life he never wanted and is trapped there forever, he will never know what actually happened to his parents because his mother is catatonic and korn will literally never tell him the truth. Porsche’s most immediate want outside of NOT JOINING THE MOB (which he now partially runs) is to protect his little brother and make sure he has a better life. Well guess what, your brother dropped out of school will always be in danger due to the job you dont want and is actively sobbing the last time we see him. Korn’s last line “the winner writes history” is actually chilling because korn won, he got everything he wanted and its actually insane

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fellow fanfic authors, i'll be honest, i don't think we're being creative enough with the painplay. 95% of painplay fics are just impact play. we do get waxplay every now and then tho the focus is on the pain only about half of those times

think. stress positions held long enough for the muscles to start getting sore. intense stretching exercises that hurt really good.

thousands of ways to hurt someone and yet most of us are only eroticizing like two of them. we need to get on this