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pocky day! saki tenma is so stupid. more than very stupid actually.

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Fuck it

I want Adrien's favorite animal to be frogs

Let him have a terrarium (a tank?) full of cute lil froggos

They like to nom on his finger whenever he tries to feed them, but that's okay (: it doesn't hurt, it just feels weird according to him

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one week until tenmay 🌟

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*drops this and runs*

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Here we go again.

In order-

Randy Marsh: Had someone asked me this years ago, I would have chosen him, ngl. While he was annoying at times, it was never to the point of dislike for me. I wouldn't have minded his antics once in a while. Earlier seasons, Randy was good.

But now? Hell no. Nuh, uh. You could pay me and I would give you part of the money back. Only part of it, because I deserve compensation for having my time wasted on this man. I don't hate him, but I don't like him either.

And even if we did date, I would only do it so your son can have a good parental figure in his life. No offense to Shelley, but I can't deal with her problems. Stan? Yeah, I can handle him a bit more. But that is such a low bar, and I can't say if it'd be worth it or not.

Gerald Broflovski: I like you less than Randy at times. Especially with the whole Skankhunt, whatever you were doing. I don't care how much money you make. You're an asshole.

Also, iirc, you're into some really weird shit. And I'm not doing that. Again, you could pay me, and I would give you part of that money back because I demand compensation for being put through that.

Again, I'd only date you to be a good parental figure for your kids. The bar is low. Is it worth it?? I don't know.

Stuart McCormick: ...I don't think anything needs to be said about you other than "look at you."

Anyone who tries to even convince me to even consider dating you is crazy. Insane. I'm not getting into all of this.*vaguely gestures*

I wouldn't even consider dating you to take care of your kids, I'd try to take them from you all together. They're my kids now.

Thomas Tucker: This would be funny as hell, tbh. But no, I'm just not interested.

Richard Tweak: I don't trust you. I really don't trust you. Who the hell goes out of their way to scare their kid so much about being kidnapped and/or killed?? Especially when the news has already handled that wonderfully. Yes, your wife was part of it as well, I know. But you were the one who held a gun up to your son's head during a test.

Also, I'd rather not be drugged anytime, and supposedly, your coffee is laced with a type of drug. Can't remember which, but I'm not accepting anything from you.

Roger Donovan: I don't know enough about you. You feel like you'd be the safest option. But you also seem kinda...well...boring.

Steve Black: Honestly, it's the same issues I had with dating your wife. I wouldn't know what to do if we were in a relationship. And it's very much a class thing. You're rich. I'm like, middle class, I believe. I would be so lost, questioning everything.

The only upside I can see to this relationship is that, potentially, you try to make me feel more welcome by giving me the space I need to adjust. Be it letting me buy my own food that isn't gourmet or by letting my socially anxious self stay behind if you ever have to go to a fancy party. In short: you'd be my second option.

Stephen Stotch: Sir, I plan to steal your wife away from you. What makes you think I want YOU. Enough said.

But if you need a reason: you're an awful father and husband. Low-key, I think you're mentally and emotionally abusive. You're a hypocrite, sending your son to conversion camp when you've cheated on your wife with other MEN, iirc. You would either try to get me to do as you do or treat me like you treat your son, I'm willing to bet. I would rather date Randy Marsh as he is now than date you. And that says a lot.

Ryan Valmer: I don't remember anything about you. Literally nothing comes to mind. So, sorry??

Chris/New Kid's Dad: Yeah, I got nothing. :/

Dr. Alphonse Mephesto: ...ngl, I'm down for it. It'd be weird, but low-key?? Not as bad as the others. The relationship wouldn't last, but it'd be the most memorable one for me. I think I'd enjoy myself.

I'd be worried about possibly being part of an experiment unknowingly. But that's about it.

Jack Tenorman:...I know your fate. Like, even if I didn't know, you got turned into chili and fed to your eldest son, knowing you didn't just.... ya know, talk to that farmer about the pony... what I'm saying is you're a dumbass.

But dating you feels like a death wish. And, much like with Liane, I don't want Eric as a son. Nor do I want Scott as a son.

Alright you degenerates, you’ve asked for it and I’m obliging!

Is it decided that you are to Date one of the Fathers of South Park,

Their kids become your kids, their spouse becomes their ex & your CoParent, and you have to deal with any shenanigans that come with your choice!

PLEASE EXPLAIN YOUR REASON WHY YOU PICKED YOUR CHOICE, THIS IS NOT A SUGGESTION LIKE LAST TIME ITS A REQUIREMENT-

I need to understand the psychology of why anyone would pick literally any of these men- they terrify me-

Also I have a feeling this may just be a part 1- I think- I think I might do a huge who’s the most dateable/marriagable adult in South Park poll-

Closest thing I could find to a image of the dads together-

Please Reblog so we can have a definite answer ig lmao

Edit: if you voted in the first hour the poll was up you will have to revote, I accidentally messed up the amount of time on the poll I’m so sorry;;

For the results of the Moms poll click here! :)

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Minori!! Rest of mmj under the cut as usual >:)

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At the watch tower post reveal to only Green Arrow

Batman: *sitting on Green Arrow’s lap* …next time you take the roof that I tell you to. There was not enough time to tell you about the poor structural integrity.

Green Arrow: *very obviously not paying attention and bored out of his mind* Mhmm… definitely… you’re so smart Batsy…

Superman: *eyes glowing red, three seconds away from having an aneurysm* Hey Batman… I found some new Kryptonian features suddenly showing up, wanna study them? *all said through gritted teeth*

Batman: *perks up and looks visibly intrigued, standing up and walking over to Superman immediately* Really? What sort of new features?

Superman: *guiding B out of the room as he talks, throwing a heated glare over his shoulder*

Green Arrow: Hmm… for some reason… I think I’m in danger

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Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*

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Reblog if you ship Style! 💙💚

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Reblog if you ship King Kyle of the Drow Elves x Stan The Great! 🧝⚔️

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support systems and realizing you have to be the adult now (ko-fi) (insta)

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🐹🎀chiaki hamster

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I have to admit I really like despair disease nagito...🌡poor hajime 😅

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i frequently forget that toya has perfect pitch

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