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Alexander McQueen Anemone Print dress

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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Your daily dose of introvert memes

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I’ve seen a lot of crude jokes going around about the CEO assassination, and I just want to say one thing.

I think we should do worse.

Live reenactments on site. Several scheduled a day, like the shows at Disney parks. Someone brings brownies to pass around for the 10:30am showing. Everyone chants “DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE” as the shots are being fired. People clap at the end. Someone pops one of those party poppers filled with monopoly money. The real Adjuster is in the crowd. People leave the place with a huge smile on their faces. “Sorry I was late, Boss. I was watching The Adjustment.”

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word of the year is dyke in all its forms. dyke4dyke dyke4femme dyke4butch femme dykes butch dykes trans dykes dykefags dykefailures beautiful dykes evil dykes stone dykes. dykes are the sun and i am photosynthesizing

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Briana Boston didn't threaten anyone.

When my grandmother was sent a death threat through text message, I reported it to the police. The officer told me that "it's not considered a death threat unless the message mentions a weapon and a deadline".

As a result, they didn't do anything. Not even a verbal warning to that person.

Or, there's a double standard when it comes to billionaires and big corporations. Who'd have thought.

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Condescending praise just does something to me

You’re just my easy little pet, aren’t you?

I love how desperate you get for me.

You would do anything just so I’d touch you, right? No, no, baby, don’t hide. I want to see your pretty eyes while you’re grinding on my thigh.

Hm, what would people think if they saw their cute princess acting like a such needy little slut, hm?

You got this wet just because we made out? My, my, I’m going to have a lot of fun with you.

No baby, you’re not allowed to cum yet. Why the tears? It’s not my fault you got close this fast. Let me have my fun playing with my little toy. You do want to make me happy, don’t you? *grasps my chin to make me nod my head* Then stop whining and take everything I’m giving you.

Gosh, I love seeing you cry for me. It’s when you look the prettiest.

Isn’t it funny how you pretend to be this mouthy brat all day, yet as soon as I get on top of you, you fall silent? I don’t even have to tie you down. You just know your place, right bunny? *pinches my nipple while kissing the tip of my nose*

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need a sweet thing to monitor my gym progress with

to hold up in the air and make her cum over and over

every day i get stronger and every day another orgasm before i let her down

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sharp femmes. femmes that arch a brow when they feel your touch and return it twice more in kind. femmes who are all elbows and knees, all edges. femmes that armour themselves in their black velvet and their leather, glinting like raven's feathers. femmes with quick gazes and strong words. femmes who smell like petrichor and sandalwood and deep nights. femmes who offer their arm when you stumble, who make you brave just by being there. femmes who speak ardently with their hands, rings catching against your skin when they tug you closer. femmes who wear chunky boots and dark lipstick that you keep finding on your collar days later. femmes who like marching their long nails across your chest, then grabbing your jaw. somnolent femmes. sharp femmes.

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CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

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The masc carabiner and the femme chatelaine.

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need an older girl to throw me around and touch me wherever she wants whenever she wants please please pleaseee

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“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.