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DUE TO MY FRIEND'S REQUEST, I SHALL WRITE A KARLHEINZ SAKAMAKI X READER THINGY OKKKK. Bear in mind, you're 18-19 here.
Karlheinz Sakamaki x reader
Karl has a way with women, I mean, he has 3 wives lmao do what did you expect?
You were living with his sons, forced to attend night school with them. Out of all the guys your age, 13 of them to be exact, you HAD TO choose their father.
You got injured while playing basketball with Ayato, so you limped your way to the infirmary. Of course he refused to help you. That's just the kind of prick he is LOL.
"Ah, it's you, y/n, what happened today?" Karl asked.
"Sensei, your son hurt me during practice" you limped your way toward him.
He gestured for you to lay on the bed, to which you obliged. The he did something unexpected. MF GOT ONTOP OF YOU.
"K-Karl?! What're you -HMFFF" he cut you off with a kiss. A rough one.
"Worry not, y/n, you will be healthy in no time"
You swallowed one of the chemicals he placed in your mouth by using mouth to mouth. You were a blushing mess. He adjusted his glasses "ah, you're bleeding" his eyes turned dangerous, the bloodlust kicking in. He pinned you to the bed and you'll never guess what happens next oml. He bites you, you moan in pain and pleasure.
"Your blood tastes just like hers" he smirked and continues sucking you dry of all your blood. Eventually, you black out.
#karlheinz sakamaki#Diabolik lovers#Diabolik lovers x reader#Karlheinz Sakamaki x reader#LMAOOOO I CANT
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gihun collecting deranged homicidal freaks like infinity stones
bonus:
#squid game#squid game 2#squid game spoilers#yapping 4ever#seong gi-hun#cho sang-woo#hwang in-ho#the front man#the salesman#sangihun#gihun x inho#gihun x the salesman#gihun#sangwoo#inho#edit: omg cant believe i forgot the og lmaoooo 😭😭😭#oh ilnam#oh il-nam#ddakhun
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FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) ↳ Cloud and Aerith Gondola Couple Time ➤ Gold Saucer
#ffvii#final fantasy vii#cloud strife#aerith gainsborough#aerith#clerith#ffgraphics#gamingedit#gaming#*#ff7r#final fantasy vii rebirth#final fantasy#ff7#final fantasy 7#videogameedit#dailygaming#ffedit#ff7 remake#ff7 rebirth#cloud x aerith#TEARS HVAE BEEN SHED IN THE MAKING OF THIS GIFSET LMAOOOO i cant look at this without screaming my heart outttt#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#yes im finally giffing date territory i literally cant do it so fast bc i end up just replaying and replaying it instead of editing
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#911edit#911gifs#evanbuckleyedit#bobby nash#evan buckley#911 abc#911 fox#tvedit#tvgifs#cinemapix#911 on abc#911 on fox#please i am new here what tags r we using for things lmaoooo#mio#gifset#2024#911#m:911#poor bobby cant be left alone
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white day trio new years to start 2024!
#prsk#prosekai#prjsk#project sekai#akito shinonome#tsukasa tenma#mizuki akiyama#my art#IM FUCKCING CRYIGN BRO#I DREW TSUKASA LIKE THAT MR BEAST MEME LMAOOOO#I CANT STOP SEEING THAT NOW WHEN I LOOK AT THIS
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I looted some closets! Original idea goes to @jollierot!!
They put their lamb in different outfits and haddddd to jump on that! It was so fun (Y'all... Excuse me if I misspelled anything I'm dyslexic af)
outfits are as follows: @runningwithscizzorz , (I forgot the bell and actually turned my computer back on. You deserve better king.) @unwri-ten , @aychama , and @xmajordumps. Yall have some BEAUTIFUL OUTFITS !
uhhhh pics with out my unnecessary ass comments under the cut LMAOOO
(its 430am)
#cult of the lamb#my art#cotl lamb#digital art#OMFG yall#LMAOOOO my mf HAND#but lmaoo#so worth it#i think these look dope as hell#i might do more#why not?#uhhh#UHHH#i cant believe i did this in one sitting#i need to go to be#pinetree stop yapping in the tags#ok#i EVEN PUT A REMINDER#dont forget to color the bell#make sure to go back#JMFC#i deadass booted my computer back up#to fix that#i would not sleep othewise#okay fr gn#or morning
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Master Splinter is an old man who has no patience with technology
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#tmnt 2003#tmnt#tmnt splinter#master splinter#tmnt 2003 splinter#tmnt donnie#tmnt donatello#tmnt 2003 donnie#tmnt 2003 donatello#lmaoooo#👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit#lmaooo#he's so amazing#he's so handsome#he's so funny#iconic#good moments#good episode#good show#i miss him#i miss this show#i miss them so much#look at his fucking face#look at him#i love this moment#teenage mutant ninja turtles#i cant 🤣🤣🤣#i cant stop fucking laughing#nostalgic#old man
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WARRIOR CATS COLOURING PAGES A tribute to the old days of Deviantart Bases, this is a charity project of 14 colouring pages of the most iconic scenes in warriors. Can be downloaded and printed or coloured digitally as PSD or PNG files All proceeds go to Care for Gaza! Artists - Maeybat Bearflowerr Pigeonleap vvortexccordis harriertail kitraptor powderseas marsopps sootslash/exocynraku Needlepine AElOU grovebeast Marmosetpaw archiepelago
#THANK YOU ALL FOR STICKING WITH ME LMAOOOO#i cant wait to print htese out when i get my printer GGRRR#warrior cats#warrior cats base#colouring book#colouring pages#coloring pages#but consider getting them and donating to support a good cause!!!
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"What's up with your dark circles?"
THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE TWELVE.
#the on1y one#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#twdramaedit#dramasource#tvedit#*#faiza gifs#GOD this was so funny NURefhvWIJFBVG sorry but I CANT LMAOOO#rolling boiled eggs across your undereyes SHENG WANG LOOK AT U LMAOOOO#class A gang I WILL MISS YOU :(
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thinking abt this sign Grian wrote
"I, the great generous Grian, leave this loot. Please love me Watchers"
#i didnt want to write it in all caps. if you cant see the image its in all caps#i cant even look at evo anymore without shaking i get too hyper over it lmaooOO#HES SUCH A KISS UP he got in trouble one time
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Pokemon AU Day 12! :D
The God Himself
GOD IT TURNED OUT BETTER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE AHAAAA
Honestly i have been wanting to draw volo's god design for some time and today was the day i had to do it >:D
(and no, he is not evil, let him be a good guy for once, REDEMPTION ARC WHEN)
#pokemon#pokemon au#volo#wielder volo#pokemon wielder volo#pla volo#pokemon legends volo#merchant volo#pokemon volo#WE LOVE BLONDE MEN🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥#him having 8 arms is enough for me to die- /hj#i hope the volo fans dont attack me for this👬#PLEASE DONT JUDGE ME FOR MAKING THIS GUY A GOOD CHARACTER PLEASE HAVE MERCY#also my guy cant open his eyes#basically the eyes on his body ARE his actual eyes LMAOOOO#biblically accurate angels x some goofy ahh merchant from pocketmonsters volkswagen das auto#art#drawing#artists on tumblr
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How to cope with a break up:
shit lasted less than 24 hours lmaooo
VERSIÓN ESPAÑOL
#QSMP#qsmp roier#qsmp cellbit#qsmp fanart#guapoduo#spiderbit#i still cant believe the 1st thing that qcellbit did after qroier broke up with him was to ask advice on reddit lmao#it still cracks me up tho lmaoooo#gay and sad#pondysart
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Detective Conan vs. Kaitou KID Compilation Movie Posters
THEY LOOK SO GOOD OMG
#kaishin#detective conan#kaitou kid#edogawa conan#dcmk#I CAN BE NOT NORMAL IN THE TAGS RIGHT#COS AAAAHHHH LOOK AT THEEEEMMM#KAISHIN FUCKERS WE ARE EATING A WHOLE FUCKING MEAL#im assuming theyre reaninmating The First Encounter episode and several others?#BRUUUUUHHHH#HOLY SHIT LMAOOOO#it's like we're getting 2 kid kovies idc that the other one is recycled I WILL EAT EVERY CRUMB#yes i know i enable the cashcow-ery of dcmk im sorry ✋😔#it's kaishin dude i cant do anything about it 🤧#dc prattles#not sure about the exact details of this but i will be seated for anything LMAO
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finn wolfhard is one of gods strongest soldiers fr because if i was him and someone asked me what makes melvin so strong i would just
#i just listened to that recording#bro was Stalling#racking his brain#cant blame him because what kind of question is that#did you watch the show .#and the way he answered LMAOOOO#win after win after win#byler
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Shane Werewolf au 🐺
#stardew valley#stardew valley shane#shane stardew valley#stardew shane#shane stardew#sdv shane#sv shane#shane sdv#shane sv#furry art#werewolf#my art#...the way my tablet kept malfunctioning trying to draw this :)#i gave up real fast lmaoooo#tw blood#tw injury#cant draw any normal fanart of shane can i
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