#LITTLE DO THEY KNOW

[noodles-and-tea]

Save me snapcube sonic fandubs

[rainrain64]

Finished the reboot and i have nothing to say about it, but this’s the only thing i was thinking about while watching the last episode

[mythmerth]

vampires in Merlin fics are underrated. like let’s get into sorcerer Merlin and vampire arthur who are both immortal and living perfectly average modern lives: Merlin just reverted his appearance back to his 20s to go back to uni cause he got bored and needed a new start and arthur is burnt out and tired of moving, stuck looking like he’s 26 for the next century and currently saying he’s 30. Arthur throws up an ad for a roommate — hell, he’s lonely, has to move soon anyways, and his last roommate couldn’t stand him being up at all hours of the night — and Merlin finds it. unfortunately for these idiots, they are insanely attracted to each other but are hesitant to give in. See, both only allow themselves an occasional hookup with older adults (or other vampires) cause it feels weird to be that old and going for people in their 20s even if they are adults, so they are 95% sure the other is off limits for at least a few more years no matter how positively insane they are for each other. It isn’t until Merlin catches arthur sipping on one too many mysteriously viscous red liquids that he realizes something’s up, cause his roommates 100% night owl behavior wasn’t quite enough for it to click. Cue a very desperate union and maybe a delicious side of vampire familial drama.

[abbycrashing]

This is based off a conversation with @bradicalguy where I had the idea that since Legend's era considers milk to be a grown up drink, how would he react to the others drinking it casually?

The reason the others are trying to get Wind specifically to drink it is because his era doesn't have drinking milk. The older Links want to make sure the Sailor gets what he needs to grow "big and strong"!

Legend is concerned.

[astrobei]

giggles

[turtlele]

Six texts from texts between my bestie and his gf

Anne: Babe

Anne: Imma kms

Catalina: WHY

Anne: I was told to

Catalina: Only listen to me I'm your mommy

Anne: Fine

[thesugarglumfairy]

obsessed with myself 🎀₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊🎀 (i just got told i always look so well put together)

[desmos-calculator]

I just realised that I use times'd way too often in my vocabulary

[oncamelliastreet]

blasting super graphic ultra modern girl in my headphones while watching college basketball just seems like the biggest power move to me idk

[incorrectgenv]

Jordan, talking about Marie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

[pr1ncessk1tty]

🍒

[inkyquince]

I feel like relaxed guard and Landry are the type to poke holes in condoms. Not because they got a breeding kink, not all all.

Just cuz heehee hoohoo got em, as their tongue sticks out while poking the foil. Like secretly claiming a hole, cmon, they're just mischievous lil guys.

[oil-bh]

Do you guys also think q!Quackity q!Jaiden and q!Baghera all were orphans or foster kids that got picked up by early gen Feds and were involved in various DNA-based experiments and that q!Quackity was a cloning experiment that resulted in ElQuackity and that q!Jaiden and q!Baghera were involved in experiments that altered genetic code to which q!Baghera was a human that got inserted with duck avian genetics and a little bit of goldfish and then that q!Jaiden had chimerism and so the Feds were like hey let’s take advantage of this pre-existing genetic fuckery and see if we can turn this avian into a griffin OR am I the only sane person on this website

[propertyofkylar]

i was put on the planet to write kylar yuri and here i am

[frnkiebby]

When you show up to the being in a million bands contest but your opponent is Frank Iero and Anthony Green

a contest i’d be more than happy to lose since i’d be in their presence~🎃

[buthearmeouttho]

hey @totallynotmaxok want to be my lawyer I’m in a court case being accused of first degree murder<3333333