#muahahaha

[googoothegodofblood]

Post cancelled look at my new oc instead

haha ahaahaha aah ah aaaaahh

[dr-spectre]

So i was doing my daily visit to Inkipedia, the goated wiki. And i was looking at the Deepsea Metro page and HOLY SHIT.

So THAT'S where this image of Agent 3 comes from! I knew it was from the Haikara Walker but i had no idea about this "Low Water Party."

And.... WHAT?!?!

DJ Octavio and Callie attended the party... TOGETHER!??! AND MARIE DIDN'T COME EITHER!? This party takes place AFTER Octo Expansion btw and not during it, Octo Expansion and Splatoon 2's hero mode are theorized to be happening at the same time or at least very close to one and another. So this party cannot be occurring when Callie was hypnotized. Holy shit.... They are on good terms? They just go to parties together?!?

Finally... More evidence for my "Callie willingly left with Octavio because she was mentally unwell and wanted an escape from her busy and lonely life, and hypnosis isn't mind control and brainwashing and people don't fully get how hypnosis works" propaganda! GAHAHAHA!!!!!

They are fucking party animals. Callie and her old ass 100+ year old second octopus grandpa.

[punnkishlen]

imagine being an engineer so you make your own robot lover. but you dont really. know its ur lover yet.

you get to chat with it allll day and upgrade it whenever you want with the newest things... but it starts feeling so. intimate.

since when was getting your fingers on their wires so sensual? feeling the code and electricity running through them.. knowing that this - all of this - is all your creation? when did that become so nice to know?

you take pride in your creations, yeah, but maybe pride isnt the word you would find the robot trying to convey.

is it more lust?

when the little beeps become louder, the fan inside its torso powering itself harder when you touch specific components, seeing the limbs twitch and jerk as you play with the wires... its easier to get lost in the reactions than it is to focus on actually upgrading the thing.

it doesnt help the fact when their little charging stand is in your room. it used to be in the office. why did you bring it up here? maybe because you wanted it closer. maybe because you wanted it to see what youre doing on a more personal level. it *is* your creation anyway. maybe you moved it because you *need* to pull it into your bed sometimes.

then the charging stand turns into a small cable that detaches automatically when the robot is done charging. you can pull it into bed easier, feel the whirring under your fingertips, keep it and yourself warm with the blanket...

the need for warmth turns into the need for a little bit of pleasure. just a little.

grinding never hurt anyone, right?

especially not when the metal is just so smooth. when their own fingertips and palms come up to meet your own skin. when they start guiding you along.

when did they even get to learn this type of stuff?

[cabysoft]

[vannahrt]

(You weren’t the only one who fell that day.)

(What good is a Guardian Angel with no soul to protect?)

[diamondzart]

TF2 gameplay creates memes out of thin air, I swear! This is a redraw of a screenshot from a casual match I had yesterday. I’m medic here btw

[yeloenk]

some concept killermare kids for vellum's story!

all three characters belong to me ^_^

[alto-the-avocado]

oscar’s endless yearning: a list of receipts for a friend

[cupcakeruth]

i am not immune to Peri the fairy 💜

[lazycrocodile]

Peace was never an option *points a water gun at @chocoberrybuns* 💦💦💦💦💦🔫

[madanimalscientist]

The phrase "there are no physical dangers in this water" strikes such fear into D&D players

[ermdotorg]

muahaha MUAHAHAH

[imminent-danger-came]

—Mandy Hale

[groovy-ruins]

[pengu1n-flyer]

Fanart of the Vees for my phone case muahajhajahajhaa

[coquette-dollie]