#LIKE NO????

[pbpsbff]

r&r has made me insane i picked out a song for an upcoming fic (bad moon rising) and i've had it in my brain that THIS IS AN R&R SONG so much to the point that when the song played in a MOVIE i was like wow i heard this in r&r:)

[lacystar]

Bitches will ask you "do you see the pharaoh?" and then show you this

[dirtytransmasc]

you know when one of your hyperfixations comes back and you know you won't survive the hell your about to go through, and are cursing the gods cause God dammit I can't do this again, I don't have the time or energy for this, I barely made it out last time, I'm not your strongest solider god, please, please.... but your still writing docs for it anyway, that will never see the light of day.

best way to describe the feeling is just being a little guy, laying on the floor, coloring in a coloring book, while my house is on fire. I'm aware of the fire. I'm afraid of the fire. still can't stop kicking my little feet and coloring in my little coloring book. imminent death taunting me. still there. just kicking my feet. coloring. being a little guy. fml.

[bluebellhairpin]

When you don't log having sex or masturbating for three weeks so your app just suggests you're asexual.

[ladyshinga]

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

[scramratz]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[idontmindifuforgetme]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[emeraldwhale]

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?