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pbpsbff · 11 months ago
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r&r has made me insane i picked out a song for an upcoming fic (bad moon rising) and i've had it in my brain that THIS IS AN R&R SONG so much to the point that when the song played in a MOVIE i was like wow i heard this in r&r:)
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lacystar · 2 years ago
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Bitches will ask you "do you see the pharaoh?" and then show you this
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dirtytransmasc · 2 years ago
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you know when one of your hyperfixations comes back and you know you won't survive the hell your about to go through, and are cursing the gods cause God dammit I can't do this again, I don't have the time or energy for this, I barely made it out last time, I'm not your strongest solider god, please, please.... but your still writing docs for it anyway, that will never see the light of day.
best way to describe the feeling is just being a little guy, laying on the floor, coloring in a coloring book, while my house is on fire. I'm aware of the fire. I'm afraid of the fire. still can't stop kicking my little feet and coloring in my little coloring book. imminent death taunting me. still there. just kicking my feet. coloring. being a little guy. fml.
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bluebellhairpin · 2 years ago
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When you don't log having sex or masturbating for three weeks so your app just suggests you're asexual.
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fatale-distraction · 4 months ago
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I literally just lost a long time online friend over this.
Over literally saying "yeah hey, she was never a cop, maybe we shouldn't engage in exactly the kind of misinformation Trump supporters want to encourage."
Yes ACAB. Yes, Kamala is pro-cop. SHE IS STILL BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVE.
It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.
Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.
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ladyshinga · 5 months ago
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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.
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scramratz · 5 months ago
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chicagoeggwhisperer · 10 months ago
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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officialspec · 1 year ago
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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ilona-mushroom · 1 year ago
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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shithowdy · 1 year ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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emeraldwhale · 7 months ago
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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tothechaos · 10 months ago
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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