#KoN

[mamawasatesttube]

you know, not to give geoff anything, but there is something really tasty in an almost metatextual way about making kon's theme colors red and black. because, i mean, he only came into being because superman died, in superman (1987) #75, with this cover image...

[rootbeerrex]

so can I start pushing my Kon is actually smart agenda now or

[kaciart]

"T-Mr Wayne, you need to get the other hostages out of here quickly"

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[thebat-musicman]

I dont think people are dramatic enough when it’s revealed that Tim Drake-Wayne and Conner Luthor are dating

Imagine Elon Musk’s daughter dating a Kardashian. That is the level of drama that happens when they’re revealed to be dating

[smilesheartshugs]

One trop I can’t get enough of is Bart being Wally and Dick’s kid from the future. There arnt enough fics for this trope! Should I write some? Probably, but I don’t have the creative juices to write it.

But like I want Wally and Dick to find out Bart is their kid in the most absolute random way possible

Game night: Bart doesn’t think before calling Wally dad after doing something that Bart always saw durning family game nights but he doesn’t notice

Going to get ice cream: “dad you know I always get [insert ice cream flavors here that’s like ten scoops tall with an ungodly amount of toppings and sauces]” leaving Dick confused and just getting what he would normally get Wally. This is how Bart finds out his go to ice cream use to be Wally’s go to

Gotham patrol/ party: Batman notices that impulse move a little bit to much like a bat to be a coincidence. Nightwing is off in his own little bubble so doesn’t notice, Red Robin for some reason just never questions why Impulse would call him and superboy his uncles. (Let face it Tim was running on -4 hours of sleep when Bart called him uncles) and it’s not until years later when there was like a really big holiday party with all of the justice league, titans, and other hero teams and Bart just brings presents labeled for Dad, for Pa, and other family titles instead of anyone’s actual names and that’s how they find out while Bart was under the assumption that they already knew, it’s not like he was hiding it!

To many ideas and not enough writing juice

[abacistat]

she uhhhh she young on my just till i us ?

original can be found hereee

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon: What was your parents biggest crash out?

Tim: umm

*flashback to when he was a kid*

Jack: Janet, sweetie, I think you got him.

Janet, on the floor, stabbing a body repeatedly: No, actually, I think I MISSED a spot!

Jack, walking out of the room: Alright, then, dear.

Tim, running in: Hey, mom, do you know where-

Janet: Not now sweetie!

Tim, looking his mother and the almost dead guy, both covered in blood, casually up and down: Okay

Tim, nonchalantly running out the room: Hey, dad, do you know where-

*flashback over*

Tim: Eh, probably when I ruined my brand new tux by going skateboarding in it, how about you?

[rozuberry]

It's never too early for Christmas 🎄✨

[kennimu]

Realized I never drew them together and immediately went to fix that

[simplymessingaboutinboats]

[mamawasatesttube]

thinking again about how much posturing kon gets up to every time he tries to flirt with women + how completely his behavior changes when he's actually in a relationship. like yes every time he sees a conventionally attractive girl he's like "helllooooo nurse!!!!" (perhaps, perchance, just like the teenage boys in all the 90s media cadmus downloaded into his head do?) but in his actual relationship with tana (aka the longest on-page relationship he had), he spends the entire time just trying to make her happy and trying to be what she wants him to be. like he's just trying to play a part, almost. kon-el they will never convince me you actually experience attraction to women

[anthyies]

[kaciart]

He's tired

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[thebat-musicman]

Tim’s first time visiting Kent Farm

Ma: Well do you know what this plant is?

Tim: Uh no.

Ma: They’re soybeans. Kon, tell him about soybeans.

Kon: Soybeans…are your friends.

Ma: *gives him a look*

Kon: Well I don’t know anything about soybeans either!

[laxxarian]

Kon sees Danny in Metropolis thinking it was Tim but as he got closer (to say hi), he was mistaken.... But then he hears Danny's lack of heartbeat.

In growing concern, he wanted to ask if he was a meta too so he went up and tapped on Danny's shoulder, causing Danny to turn 180 to face Kon.

Kon asks and Danny is puzzled, he has no idea what a meta is.

When Kon was about to explain, Danny was called by Tucker who was waving at him excitedly to come over.

As it turns out, Amity Parkers rarely gets out of their town/city, making it seem like everything is new when they get out and also making the Parkers seem like an innocent child wanting to explore the world. But of course, there were some exceptions like Vlad, Jack, Maddie and Sam.

Anyways, Danny was about to bid farewell to Kon when Kon asked if he could come with. Danny didn't mind so now Ko is with the trio having fun with Kon observing the trio.

[abacistat]

very self indulgent kon's loosey based on alien superstar by beyonce ^_^ close ups under the cut