#KoN

[cowboyboygirl]

depollute me

rating: T

word count: 6.1k

summary: In which Kon reflects on past relationships.

snippet:

It truly is a miracle that anyone gets anything done during the winter. The songs of holly jolly that cycle on repeat at the tail end of every year are entirely delusional; the weather outside is frightful, and no flicker of any fire is going to make up for it.

[mamawasatesttube]

[kaciart]

"T-Mr Wayne, you need to get the other hostages out of here quickly"

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[thebat-musicman]

I dont think people are dramatic enough when it’s revealed that Tim Drake-Wayne and Conner Luthor are dating

Imagine Elon Musk’s daughter dating a Kardashian. That is the level of drama that happens when they’re revealed to be dating

[smilesheartshugs]

One trop I can’t get enough of is Bart being Wally and Dick’s kid from the future. There arnt enough fics for this trope! Should I write some? Probably, but I don’t have the creative juices to write it.

But like I want Wally and Dick to find out Bart is their kid in the most absolute random way possible

Game night: Bart doesn’t think before calling Wally dad after doing something that Bart always saw durning family game nights but he doesn’t notice

Going to get ice cream: “dad you know I always get [insert ice cream flavors here that’s like ten scoops tall with an ungodly amount of toppings and sauces]” leaving Dick confused and just getting what he would normally get Wally. This is how Bart finds out his go to ice cream use to be Wally’s go to

Gotham patrol/ party: Batman notices that impulse move a little bit to much like a bat to be a coincidence. Nightwing is off in his own little bubble so doesn’t notice, Red Robin for some reason just never questions why Impulse would call him and superboy his uncles. (Let face it Tim was running on -4 hours of sleep when Bart called him uncles) and it’s not until years later when there was like a really big holiday party with all of the justice league, titans, and other hero teams and Bart just brings presents labeled for Dad, for Pa, and other family titles instead of anyone’s actual names and that’s how they find out while Bart was under the assumption that they already knew, it’s not like he was hiding it!

To many ideas and not enough writing juice

[abacistat]

she uhhhh she young on my just till i us ?

original can be found hereee

[kennimu]

Realized I never drew them together and immediately went to fix that

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon: Did-did you just bench batman???!?!?!? I thought he was in charge of you???

Tim: It is very unclear who is in charge of the other in our relationship.

[anthyies]

[laxxarian]

Kon sees Danny in Metropolis thinking it was Tim but as he got closer (to say hi), he was mistaken.... But then he hears Danny's lack of heartbeat.

In growing concern, he wanted to ask if he was a meta too so he went up and tapped on Danny's shoulder, causing Danny to turn 180 to face Kon.

Kon asks and Danny is puzzled, he has no idea what a meta is.

When Kon was about to explain, Danny was called by Tucker who was waving at him excitedly to come over.

As it turns out, Amity Parkers rarely gets out of their town/city, making it seem like everything is new when they get out and also making the Parkers seem like an innocent child wanting to explore the world. But of course, there were some exceptions like Vlad, Jack, Maddie and Sam.

Anyways, Danny was about to bid farewell to Kon when Kon asked if he could come with. Danny didn't mind so now Ko is with the trio having fun with Kon observing the trio.

[noreen-seee]

I finished it!

[theamazingfeeling]

Grocery shopping appreciation post 🛒

[mamawasatesttube]

yet another reason a time travel timkon plot with yj98-era tim meeting his adult self would be so funny is just. after he has the "wait. im bisexual?!?!?!?!?" freakout he's just so mad. like @ adult me, SERIOUSLY? of ALL the men in the world to go for, you picked THAT ONE??? like, yeah, kon is his best friend in some sense but also SERIOUSLY? the guy who put a paper bag on his head and pretended to be batman attempting to give robin a sex talk? THAT GUY? THATS THE ONE YOU WENT FOR??? and adult tim is like huh. i forgot i used to genuinely find your bits annoying and not just cute :) and adult kon goes aww you think i'm cute baby? and adult tim goes yeah :) because he knows being blunt makes his darling husband blush. and witnessing this, poor 15yo tim goes AUGH!!!! (-15 points psychic damage)

[kaciart]

for @impextoo-writes as thanks for the blaze on the last timkon 💜

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[thebat-musicman]

Tim’s first time visiting Kent Farm

Ma: Well do you know what this plant is?

Tim: Uh no.

Ma: They’re soybeans. Kon, tell him about soybeans.

Kon: Soybeans…are your friends.

Ma: *gives him a look*

Kon: Well I don’t know anything about soybeans either!

[memysoulandi]

I'm very motivated right now so here's another one! Btw if the last image is blurry for you(it is for me), I may repost it separately or send it as multiple images to de-blurify it. Thanks