#batfam fic prompt

[catgrandpa]

Tim Drake has been kidnapped 235 times in his life so far.

The first time was when he was 4. He was held in warehouse for 6 days before the thugs who took him realized that they wouldn’t be able to get ahold of his parents no matter how many times they called. They wouldn’t pick up calls even from the kids own phone. They fed him a nice warm meal, and dropped him back off at his door with several full Tupperware containers, and new contacts in his phone.

At least once every few weeks since that day, Tim would find himself being picked up in an unmarked van and taken to an undisclosed location, and upon arrival, he would be seated at a large table where he would eat his fill of home cooked meals with a large family of thugs and goons.

[thebat-musicman]

I dont think people are dramatic enough when it’s revealed that Tim Drake-Wayne and Conner Luthor are dating

Imagine Elon Musk’s daughter dating a Kardashian. That is the level of drama that happens when they’re revealed to be dating

[avayarising]

Batfam time travel fic idea: Dick is sent back in time to his younger body, around his early Nightwing era. But the younger body he’s sent back into at that particular moment happens to be concussed or sick or poisoned or something, so Dick (who wasn’t expecting the time travel in any case) is completely disoriented. Ten-year-old Stalker Tim sees him shivering/throwing up and goes to help out – and Dick just sees his little brother.

Tim has to deal with a confused, rambling Nightwing who is calling him by name and trusting him to help him and saying all sorts of concerning things.

(Maybe this is in New York, and Tim manages to call the rest of the New Teen Titans, who turn up and have to deal with this kid Nightwing has latched on to and won’t let go of, who apparently knows their identities. At least he seems as confused as they are about why this is happening.)

[coolunspokenforname]

Currently in love with a fic idea where Jason is never revived and is instead a ghost in the batcave. As time goes on, he gets angrier and angrier at the continued use of his story as a cautionary tale, or him just not being talked about at all. Like, this kid died a teenager, hadn't had the time to emotionally develop, and now his family only talks shit about him after he DIES.

One day something supernatural happens, idk what, but the veil gets thinner, and they can finally see him. And he's PISSED. Like, to the point the walls are shaking, glass is cracking, the waves in the batcave swallow the batboats, damage the batmobile's engine. I want him to lose it. As he should.

[canthandlethishit]

black butler x batfam au

bruce/tim got a deal with a demon cuz they got manors and we go from there

if

bruce: alfred is nothing short of a literal demon to handle the entire’s manor and Wayne enterprises impeccably and the story will be interesting since bruce’s deal with alfred could be new (meaning alfred the demon has been living with the Wayne… why(?)) or its a like extension deal (might be ooc of alfred cuz then he’d have to consumed one of the late Wayne’s soul or some other price)

tim: more ciel-esque (the twin thing is optional), chance to craft cool OC, cool reason on his eternal youthful look, big drake manor with one hell of a butler and one small way too intelligent child + case solving => badass as hellll

tim will be like an entire independent force, you can go wild with if he’d be commercializing his detective work or go pure pro bono, if he’d be an on field vigilante at all (maybe he hands all the fighting to the demon partner), entire plot points diverted, you could make ra al ghul a legit demon, (talia is adopted, could be daughter of his ex-contractor)

[avayarising]

The trouble is that no-one knows it was Superboy Prime because… how would they? After extensive research all they can say is ‘it’s one of those things’. So for all Bruce knows Jason’s grave got hit by a magic laser or got soaked in Lazarus runoff or something, and he can’t risk it.

No, camping out in the graveyard it is.

Tim ‘Batman needs a Robin’ Drake is losing his mind.

Bruce Wayne wakes up in the past, five months after Jason Todd died, and spends most days sat beside the grave because he never found out exactly when Jason had come back and he wanted to be there to save him when he did.

From an outside perspective, everyone is extremely concerned.

[corkinavoid]

Tim, internally: I need to make sure my family doesn't start the shovel talk the moment we appear, I can do this, I just need to introduce him the right way

Tim, walking into the dining room, hand in hand with Danny: Bad news, Damian's grandfather stole my spleen four years ago. Good news, my boyfriend of six months returned it to me yesterday and even installed it back!

Danny, the picture perfect image of innocence: Hi!

The Batfam, who knew nothing about the missing spleen or the mere existence of a boyfriend in Tim's life: wh-

[raynewolferune]

DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)

Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:

~

" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.

They glanced at each other and shrugged.

Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.

Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "

~

Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.

[amarachno]

Every time Bruce pisses one of his kids off, they dramatically proclaim something along the lines of, “I hate you! Im going to stay with mom!!!” and then run off.

The first time it happens, Bruce nearly pisses himself because he takes it as some sort of suicidal ideation thing. He tries to go after whichever kid started this, probably Dick, but is unable to find them for whatever reason. He decides to look as Batman. Bruce absolutely sick with worry.

Selina Kyle put his kid in a catsuit.

As time goes on, more of his kids pull this little stunt and Bruce is a little less concerned. Every so often Catwoman is seen with her sidekick ‘Stray’ but every time Stray is makes an appearance they have a wildly different gender, height, and body type. It always the same costume design but in different sizes

Even Cass participated once! Bruce just sighed deeply and looked vaguely regretful. The only one who hadnt made an appearance as Stray had been Damian. Bruce really couldnt imagine Damian running off to be Stray. The kid still had his birth mother so there was no reason to.. become… stray…

Damian shows up as Stray. Instead of his sibling’s preferred stolen objects as a trophy? Selina let him keep a cat. The worst part? The cat’s name is Selina.

Jason as stray

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

After Jason’s resurrection he finds that his body works… wrong somehow.

Some days he forgets to breathe until he wants to say something and finds there’s no air in lungs. Other days his body goes eerily cold until someone points out that his lips are blue and he needs to warm up.

And some days his heart stops beating in his sleeps.

It’s fine, really. It always starts again eventually a short while after he wakes up. And yeah, of course it was a bit scary the first couple times it happened but it’s not like his resurrection and Pit-dip came with an instruction manual, so this is probably pretty normal stuff, all things considered. He is kind of the definition of “undead”.

The real trouble starts when he forgets to mention those little details to the Batfamily when he stays over for the night.

[thebat-musicman]

There were a few things almost all the Bats had. Some even called them the requirements to be a Gotham vigilante. Tim is a person who likes upholding traditions. If something is repeated several times, it’s probably repeated for a reason. That was why he had created a checklist with the bat standards before volunteering himself as Robin.

Black hair: check

Blue eyes: check

Orphan: …well Tim’s mother had died in childbirth and he never met his dad’s on again off again girlfriend so he guessed that was a half check

Penchant for running into danger: Check. Tim’s life was inherently dangerous.

Daddy issues:

Tim looked up from his notebook at the wanted posters covering the walls of various buildings. He walked closer and read one of them.

WANTED: THE JOKER FOR MASS MURDER, DOMESTIC TERRORISM, KIDNAPPING, AND ARSON

Tim ripped the poster off the wall and stuffed it into his bag.

Check.

——————

An AU where Tim Drake grew up as the Joker’s secret weapon, his biological son. Tim became obsessed with Batman and Robin so his father killed Jason as punishment. Tim ran away and decided to become Robin while ignoring the loyalty and love he still has for his father.

[avayarising]

Tim Drake’s 16th birthday AU…

…in which Tim thinks he’s the traitor (because Evil Future Tim has him half-convinced it’s inevitable) and locks himself in a holding cell in the Batcave and won’t come out

…in which Tim thinks he’s the traitor because of Evil Future Tim and leaves his Robin suit folded up in the Batcave with a resignation note and leaves Gotham only to stumble into Red Hood in his Lost Days

…in which Tim thinks he’s the traitor and does nothing because he thinks this is an attempt by Evil Future Tim to make him cause it by trying to prevent it (Bruce is waiting for the other shoe to drop)

…in which the Message From The Future was actually sent/orchestrated by Evil Future Tim to break Current Tim

…in which the Message From The Future is real and really does refer to Evil Future Tim

…in which Evil Future Tim actually turns up halfway through to advise Current Tim

…in which Good Future Tim (Red Robin) turns up halfway through to advise Current Tim and manages to make things worse

…in which they both turn up and fight each other

…in which it was all a fear toxin nightmare.

[oldfangirl81]

Do you think Gotham cops have tried this? Did Dick ever try this?

[betrayalandbetrayed]

Ok, so just read this amazing long post of Danny Phantom becoming a Chem Teacher in Gotham(really great, definitely worth the read) but a small side tangent in the post made me want more.

PROMPT

Vlad Masters Sues Lex Luther For Copyright Infringement

Reclusive millionaire Vlad Masters has recently come into the spotlight as he starts a case against Lex Luthor

"When I recovered from my injuries after collage I discovered I could never have children, and that my College cruch had gotten married to my best friend. Thankfully, I didn't hold onto the resentment, and when I started trying to find a way to get my own child, their son offered up some genetic material to help the process, as both me and his parents didn't have fully stable DNA for this process."

"I intend to get full custody of the clone by Lex Luthor and to get all the money I can for his reckless and copyright infringement"

We reached out to the Justice League and Luthor Corp for comments relating to this case as well as the allegations of child abuse but they have not responded.

[sorawritesstuff]

y/n: jason and i don't use pet names.

dick: oh come on. what do bees make?

y/n: honey.

*silence*

y/n: haha, see, told you so idiot--

jason *from next room*: yes, princess?

y/n: ...

dick: ...

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes

Danny, making a 'got your nose' gesture: Hey Jason, look, I've got your name!

Red Hood, who suddenly can't remember his own name: What the fuck

Bruce, in a tired dad voice: Danny, please, we talked about this, return your brother's name back

Danny: Oh, come on, it's not like he even uses it

Jason, thankfully remembering his name: And I repeat, what the f u c k

Steph, at dinner: I was wondering, what do faeries even eat normally? Like, flowers and stuff?

Danny, his eyes two black voids inside his eyesockets: The souls of the innocent

Steph: So that's a 'no' on the flowers?

Danny, back to normal and shoving a bagel in his mouth: I mean, I can, but would you want to stay on the crumbs-only diet when you are in a 5-star Michelin restaurant?

Tim: It's actually 3-star. Michelin rating system only has three stars, not five.

Dick: Are you saying that people are basically food joints for Fae?

Damian, at Constantine: It would do you well to choose your wording better when speaking to fair folk-

Danny, very much a fair folk, appearing out of thin air in the Cave: Yolo, s'up bitches, guess who's back in town!

Damian: -even when they do not necessarily do so themselves.

Constantine, looking between them: Are you sure you're the human and he is the changeling?

Tim, 46 hours of no sleep: Hey, if you can take a name from someone, does it mean you can take, like, other things that have no real shape or form?

Danny: Names do have shape and form, they even have taste. Yours is like a ping-pong ball made out of really dense cotton candy with banana-caramel flavor.

Tim, losing his touch with reality: Dense banana cotton candy...

Danny: By the way, I know you wanted to ask me if I could take your need to sleep from you, and theoretically, the answer is yes.

Tim, his whisper full of hope: ...will you?..

Danny: No. Either go to sleep or keep suffering. I'm not here to make your life easier.

Danny, after a half-an-hour rant on the Fae customs and traditions: -and Fae never tell the truth, but also never lie. It's a work of art, you know, say what you want but never in a way that makes sense.

Jason: So Fae just like to fuck with people.

Danny, looking him in the eyes, smiling and winking: Sure, humans are very fuckable.

Bruce, trying very hard not to pay attention to this: Can you make an example?

Danny: Sure. I lied.

Bruce: Where?

Danny: :)

Bruce, feeling like he is about to lose his mind: W h e r e ?

Alfred, right after he heard Dick's muffled screaming in the hallway: Young Master Danny, would you mind returning Master Dick his ability to talk in coherent sentences?

Danny, obediently standing up and walking out of the library: ...okay.

Bruce: How come he always listens to you?

Alfred: He knows what I will do if he doesn't.

Danny, returning to the library: He will change all the silverware to iron-ware. As well as the doorknobs and hairbrushes and lightswitches and everything else.

Alfred: Did you fix Master Dick's shoes?

Danny: I did. But I still think that making all of his shoes left ones was funny.

Alfred: Indeed, it was.

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