#Killer croc

[gothamite-rambler]

Spoiler: Hey man, are you a crocodile or dino hybrid or a dude with a really bad skin condition?

Batman (scolding tone): Spoiler, that’s an incredibly inappropriate question to ask Killer Croc.

Killer Croc: It’s not the worst question I’ve been asked about my condition. I’m not a hybrid; this is just my skin. I get patches that look like crocodile skin.

Spoiler (doubtful): How does that even happen?

Batman: Oh my gosh, my apologies, Killer Croc. Spoiler, shame on you for asking that.

Spoiler rolled her eyes, continuing to play along.

Spoiler: I’m just a curious girl.

Killer Croc (pissed off): Look, I don’t know how it happens. Blame my parents. This isn’t a gimmick; I was born like this. I’ve been mocked all my life and struggled to live a normal life.

Spoiler: I mean, the circus is always hiring. Have you ever been in the circus?

Nightwing: Spoiler!

Spoiler: Oh, come on, like you're going to tell me he wouldn't be the headliner for a circus!

Nightwing (whispering): He would, but I’m not saying it out loud.

Killer Croc: I appreciate you not asking me that, and no, I wasn’t in the circus. This skin is itchy and dry. Jergens has never helped!

Spoiler nodded silently, her eyes shifting from Batman to Nightwing, then she cleared her throat.

Spoiler: CeraVe can’t cure the skin condition, but it has done wonders for my skin. Really soothin— You guys can glare at me, but I’m just giving the man some advice.

Killer Croc: I haven’t actually tried that. I’ll give it a shot. Can I go now? I’m headed to Florida. I know it's so funny for someone that looks for me to go there, but I’m on parole and just want to have a nice vacation.

Batman (flatly): Before returning and committing crimes again?

Killer Croc: Exactly. You guys take care, tell Roy I said hey, and Spoiler, I didn’t appreciate those comments about the circus, but I will try out that lotion.

Spoiler: You’ll love it. See ya later, Killer Croc.

Killer Croc walked off the pier where they were standing and began the long swim to Florida. Spoiler held out both her hands, waiting for her money. Batman and Nightwing both handed her a hundred dollars.

Spoiler (tucking the money into her pocket): Had me ask that man if he was a crocodile hybrid because you two tough guys didn't want to look dumb. The things I do for you.

Batman: Am I the only one disappointed he’s just a guy with dry and patchy skin?

Spoiler and Nightwing (agreeing): We’re not saying it out loud.

[latverianpaparazzi]

[incorrectbatfam]

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

[actuel-idiot]

If Billy met Waylon Jones on a trip to Gotham he absolutely wouldn't think he was a monster. There are so many crocodiles talking to Fawcett.

He would be in Gotham when he heard people starting to scream around him. He goes to the nearest person to ask what's going on and it turns out that this charming gentleman crocodile is asking him why he's not afraid of his appearance.

Billy : Are you just a crocodile ? I know things are different in Gotham but this racism is ridiculous.

Waylon adores him and Billy talked Waylon into stopping by Fawcett for a visit. Discovering the culture Billy thinks he's been cut off from. Batman wonders why at the next meeting Captain Marvel is complaining about Gotham's racism towards non-humans.

[artisticdoofusxx]

[bigolechompers]

have i mentioned how much i love villains being not villainous because of small (or not so small) child?

because

anyway

imagine you are killer croc and you are just kind of chilling in the sewers doing killer croc things

when suddenly there is an Intruder! In! Your! Territory!!!

so obviously you take your scary face and take on a more menacing stance and go to fight off whoever is down here because

this is your place! and you do not share!!

and then you get there its a child, and like, you have fought robin before but his dad was there and he was in good health and you might have gone easy on him but you will never admit to it so it might as well have never happened

but that is a young teenager(!), looks like he might be 13(!!) but with how skinny he is he might be older and just malnourished(!!), he is actively bleeding(!) and might get an infection(!!!) from the wound on his chest that on closer inspection looks like a Vivisection(!!!!!!!) wound on his chest and he is looking fearfully at the manhole cover that he just came in from

so obviously you scoop him up and bring him deep deep down

crocodiles are excellent parents and highly protective of their young

he even runs through the water instead of swimming because of all the grossness lf the sewer

this kid is his now and he will protect him with the ferociousness of a wild boar

[illustratedartist]

DON'T DO IT CRANE! 🐊🎃🦇☠️

I don't know what possessed me, but I saw that wrestler meme, and if that doesn't perfectly sum up arkham asylum IDK what does. So naturally I had to draw it LMAO

I legit had so much fun with this NJOVJDFBDSJBS from coloring to lineart I really enjoyed making this one! and its my first time drawing Killer Croc AND Asylum Scarecrow. (I love this man, but can we agree his mask is really badly designed in asylum-)

[snow-bees]

happy pride month to Robin and unhappy pride month to everyone else here

[dailydccomics]

Jason Todd (alive) shows up to do absolutely nothing in Poison Ivy #23 by G. Willow Wilson and Haining

[frootertooter]

Random assortment of Rogues! The Podcast doodles

how the hell do u draw Ed

[sidewalk-cracks]

reblog to defend your unhinged choice in the tags

[why-i-love-comics]

Poison Ivy #24 (2024)

written by G. Willow Wilson art by Haining & Arif Prianto

[incorrectbatfam]

this city fucking sucks

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[leoleolovesdc]

The fact that Batman insists on calling his villains by their names makes me feel so many things.

He insists on these people’s humanity even after everything they’ve done.

That’s not Poison Ivy, that’s Pamela.

That’s not Harley Quinn, that’s Harleen.

That’s not Scarecrow, that’s Doctor Crane.

That’s not Killer Croc, that’s Waylon.

That’s not Riddler, that’s Ed.

They’re not a “rogues gallery”, they are people.

[satoshy12]

How Killer Croc somehow became the hero of children

It all started when Croc saved the group of children.It had been a mistake, really.

He just wanted to save his tiny friend Ellie, and the rest was a collaborative saving. Is that even a word?

And before he knew it, it happened again and again in this city. What is wrong with Amity Park?

And worse, the Hero Phantom in public thanked him for being such a hero. And for his help, as he already has problems with the magical enemies, it's good that a new hero helped against the non-magical ones.

Suddenly, he is known as the protector of children, and all the children in the city love him.

Waylon has no idea what to say. People in public praise him and want to take photos with him. And he gets free food and similar.