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WOAH ORIN FREAKVELLO
Oh shut up.
#Just sayin'.#She's gorgeous 'nd if she wants to crush me? Sure.#Just not.. at the restaurant table?#christian borle and friends rp#asks~#lsoh rp
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party chat #56: nanba's transformation
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[image description: five-page comic of a "party chat" conversation from yakuza 7.
beneath the scaffolding of a construction site, nanba holds a bottle of tea and asks "hey, you think i've changed at all since we met?"
the rest of the party, standing or crouching on the side of the path, turn to look at him.
"hm? have you?" ichiban tilts his head, hand on chin, and lets saeko pick from his chip bag. "i dunno, lemme think..."
adachi leaps to his feet, splashing his can of beer and surprising saeko. "got it!"
adachi snaps his fingers with a triumphant smile. "you changed how you part your hair!"
"huh?" nanba reaches toward the back of his own head. "nope, it's still the same..." adachi sheds a single tear.
hand raised high, saeko announces "right! your prescription changed!" ichiban taps a canned coffee on his palm in an "i get it!" motion. "what, are you trying to be funny now!? and that's wrong, too!" nanba retorts.
"okay!" han looks serious. "you changed the frames on your glasses!"
"you started wearing contacts instead of glasses!" zhao finger-guns with a grin.
"will you quit it with the glasses thing!?" nanba snaps at an unfazed, juicebox-sipping han. "and does it look like i'm wearing contacts!?" he gestures at himself. zhao smugly bites an onigiri, still squatting on the ground.
adachi frowns around a pocky. "huh? then what's changed?"
"never mind... sheesh." nanba turns his back on the group.
a view of the vending machine and soccer field across the way. "i just thought maybe i'd grown a bit cheerier since i met you guys."
"that's all." nanba doesn't see the party staring in shocked silence.
saeko, han, and zhao exchange fond looks.
nanba chugs his tea as ichiban approaches.
ichiban bumps his drink hand against nanba's.
"well, we already knew that, man." ichiban grins so wide his eyes shut.
"yeah, you smile a lot more than you did before, nan-chan." saeko concurs, offering him her chip bag.
nanba looks up, eyes wide. "ichiban... you guys..."
a hand lands on nanba's shoulder.
arm slung over his friend's back, ichiban cheerfully assures "and i noticed that you got some new lenses on your glasses, too." nanba's face falls.
the party loses it. saeko collapses on adachi, both doubled over in laughter, zhao cackles as his glasses fall off, and han clutches his head in despair.
"i didn't change anything about my glasses!" nanba roars. on the ground, a plastic bag of leftover snacks reads "#56 nanba's transformation".
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#yu nanba#yakuza#yakuza 7#comic#fanart#i adore the conversations in this game and really wanted to draw this in a “nice” style#but everything was simply not occurring for over month so. rough layer as lineart 😭😭#thinking about how i wished you could bring all your friends with you in kiwamitwo#then lo and behold........... ichiban never goes anywhere without his buddies and he buys them burgers and almond jelly#and pasta stick bar snacks and 100+ dollar filet mignon and they crack jokes and reminisce seated around the table#about how much their lives have changed since they met each other while “munching on the fanciest baguettes in town”#(HOLE VOICE) THIS GAME WAS MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT#every day i say thank you chihiro aoki and 83key THANK YOU CHIHIRO AOKI AND 83KEY#you know how when you order at a restaurant you only buy 1 serving#yet despite splitting the dish everyone's stats go up the full amount?#my 100% true explanation: meals shared among friends just taste that much better :''^))
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me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟
ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened
#ootd#doodles#art#illustration#fashion#fall#autumn#autumn vibes#cozy vibes#self portrait#artists on tumblr#i havent done an ootd drawing in a while and i just wanted to Make Something#the mormons story: my friend and i stopped at a wendys and there were these two Stock Image Of Mormons dudes sitting at a table#and me and my friend are obvious gay and in different directions. you can tell we are Queers(tm). i look like This and he has#long curly hair and huge earrings. we are the poster children of what mormons prolly show kids and say 'these people are going to hell'#you'd think we had walked in holding signs that say WE LOVE GAY MARRIAGE AND ABORTlON with the way they stopped and started#muttering to each other while looking dead at us in the checkout line. like the entire time. and after a few minutes of whispering to#each other they pick up their food and book it tf out of the restaurant. still looking at us *as they go out the door*#it was so fucking funny. anyway then we stole their table#good! gtfo. i dont want cultists with my fries thanks#im glad my gay autistic aura is strong enough that i scare freaks like that by just Standing There thinking about a crispy chicken BLT#sounds like a 'and then everyone clapped' story but that really did happen to me and ive been laughing at it for 2 weeks now#what Isnt true is that i pulled a whole leaf out of my pocket. that shit was in pieces. and i dont know where it came from
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this is the most day6 photo of day6 i've ever seen
#the dowoonie 👍 and sungjin looking away and younghyun draping himself over wonpil who is being cute ✌️#the nice warm lighting and the restaurant table full of food (mostly out of frame lol)#like. it's just so very day6#tangerinepocket.txt#day6
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#i was going to draw a table cluttered with food but i got tired ;;;#tog#the old guard#kaysanova#siggy draws#return of the tagelmust!! because i love it and i love drawing it <333#context? nah. but i imagine they're somewhere just slightly cooler (bc nicolo is wearing a gambeson) and yusuf is -#- either haggling over something or trying to prove a point to annoying restaurant-goers at dinner.#anyway nicolo is having a great time.#there's a second doodle as a companion piece (in modern day) but i'm not in love with how joe looks dfghfd#this was me trying to practice marwan's face and also just different expressions#hands? i don't know her.
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there's so many ~rules~ around fancy dinners, the courses, the silver you use, names for foods you might never have heard, and i imagine its far worse in orlais, where everything is over the top and meant to be seen and judged.
and josephine and leliana can navigate that fine, and depending on the inquisitor (especially trevelyans), i imagine they can handle themselves.
which leaves the last member of the leadership quartet, who spent the first 13 years of his life eating rural ferelden fare and then spent the next 16-17 years likely eating in mess halls between duties.
and how do you then represent the inquisition in a world where you are the outsider and everything about the world you are stepping foot in is meant to keep you and other commoners out? when this world is the one that plays with the lives of commoners like toys?
#cullen rutherford#commander cullen#dragon age inquisition#like i go to a fancy restaurant and im hiding my phone under the table looking up all the french-looking words#and thats humiliating as an adult but look im used to fried okra and grilled cheese and crockpot meals and diners#and thats in america where im ostensibly free to go to any restaurant i want to provided i have the cash#and even then i feel unwelcome#in thedas the nobility is actively trying to keep the non-nobles out of their sphere#they are actively hostile to upstarts. not all but plenty of them#cullen's hate for the nobility gets played off like a joke but honestly it deserves a deeper dive#he's the only common member of the advisers and if the inquisitor is a trevelyan the only common member of the leadership#leliana is a bard but also are YOU going to tell the nightingale she doesnt belong somewhere?#he's also ferelden and you know the orlesians are gonna be bitchy about that#but no in game its just 'cranky military guy hates politicians'#and YES this is part of why im obsessed with cullen and non-mage trevelyan#vultures and dragons#ship: took fuck orlesians too literally
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Which one of you can eat more? I will only believe the results when I see them.
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#I don't actually think Macaque eats a lot in general#I just think he's trying to make the most of the free food#like taking advantage of it to the point where he will only stop until he feels like he is going to explode#as you can see on the table most of the empty plates and bamboo steamers are on Macaque's side of the table#showing just how much he has eaten so far#also don't let Macaque go to a buffet#god forbid Mayor ever treats him to one#because as soon as Macaque walks through those doors his only mission is to make the buffet restaurant go bankcrupt
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this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up
#there are two distinct times when american food is bad#when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are#bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing#and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula#where it doesn't matter how it tastes#it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising#that's when american food is bad#bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds#and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things#when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good#also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL#remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit?#this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet#this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore#the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them#like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food#the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what#I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking
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Thinking about kid Syd and kid Carmy spending an afternoon neither of them remember anymore playing under the tables of The Beef
#that instant connection kids can feel#carmy who was shy and had a hard time making friends#coming across this very sober girl who is with her sad dad#who lights up at the sight of the sandwich so he goes to tell her he also gets happy with the sandwiches#and then somehow they're playing restaurant (he's on the front and she's cooking) under the empty tables in the corner#and its forever but really just a couple hours#bc Syd's dad takes the opportunity to rest and matbe cry a little and he can tell the teenager at the till with the black hair is constantl#keeping an eye on the curly haired blue eyed white kid#Syd tells her all about her new friend on the way back glowing with the news#but the next day she's moved to a new thing and doesn't even ask after him next time they come into the beef#eventually Emmanuel forgets all about the quiet kid too#mmine#the bear#the bear fx#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmy berzatto#carmy x sydney
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Hello... pardon me. Excuse my interruption. You know of VOCALOID, right? Can I show you a site I am working on? It is a wiki.
I know of VOCALOID, yes.
#this ask is funny.#I like how you phrased it like you just walked up to my table at my Miku Miku restaurant to interject in our conversation
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pregame welcome package of mustamakkara!!! thats what i call spoiling the boys!!!
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)(x)
#aleksander barkov#jesper boqvist#aaron ekblad#sam bennett#jonah gadjovich#sam reinhart#niko mikkola#anton lundell#eetu luostarinen#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#2425#i saw the trans as “black sausage” (not seeing the pic yet) and went because it probably comes from a breed of pig thats black-#oh! morcilla! ←boy spoiled with asado his whole life and does not know the eng word and has just learned its called a blood sausage#ya learn something new everyday#a morcilla for your thoughts?#crying at ekky patiently waiting behind luosty for the dressing despite the fact#theres a whole table of em and luosty hands it to him like “here you go”#you know when you go to someone's favourite restaurant especially if it has their cultural foods youre so out of your element#you just sit and watch how they eat the food what dressings they use if they eat it with their hands or utensils and then just mimic them#it really reads like that. like ekky was just quietly watching how luosty eats it.#because he rocks forward to sidle closer. makes eye contact with the camera. smirks.#then rocks backwards and leans away like hes trying to avoid it by using luostys body. and then walks off the minute he can.#well anyways all the finns are thriving in this#mikksy finally doesnt run away from the camera!!!! (but you can see it in his eyes)
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qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.
do you see my vision?
#i might add onto this later but right now I'm too busy crying#“misplaced forever partner” ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT DESTROYED ME#neil ordering a hit to keep jean safe changed my brain chemistry#i need them to be friends#i need them to call each other and gossip and send each other stupid memes that only they understand#i need them to slowly grow closer as they heal until one day they can finish each other's sentences#and they ocassionally make super dark jokes about their trauma out of the blue (they bet on how people will react competitively)#i need them to call each other derogatory names but get Super Upset whenever anyone else talks shit about the other and offer to kill them#and i would love them to reclaim the spots next to each other that riko set#and make them their own#they're not partners on the court but they sure as hell are partners in life#the mcs ever#at one point andrew and jeremy are just looking at each other across a table at a restaurant as these two bicker#and realize they have somehow both become the Third Wheel despite the fact that 1) there's four of them and 2) jean and neil aren't dating#the amount of queer platonic pining i could fit in these traumatized people#the: “i'm lowkey obsessed with you but I Really don't like you romantically and I don't know what to do with it”#and the: “oh thank hell me too i thought i was even weirder than i already am. wanna go harass the fbi with me?"#jeremy and andrew watch this trainwreck both exasperatedly and proudly you can't convince me otherwise#cannot convince me that these four won't somehow end up living in each others pockets even if they live 1000 miles away#kevin pops in frequently as his usual wonderful diva self#anyway i'm going insane how yall doing#neil josten#jean moreau#all for the game#the sunshine court
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The thing about me is that I'm always one step away from wanting gyoza. Any mention of gyoza or dumplings in general and I'm like damn I want gyoza. They're so good. Basically the ideal food. I should get gyoza.
#Most restaurants list them as appetizers but I'll just fucking. Eat a tables worth of them as a main course#They're so GOOD#Dumplings in general ideal way to eat food. Pierogi and shit. Delicious#I wonder why American dumplings (maybe just southern dumplings?) are just bread everyone else has stuff in theirs#Chicken and dumplings is good also tho
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soft pretty bob jakey bc i’ve been having a tough week and i miss him :-( 🩷
#i want him to post soooooo bad.#these past couple days have just been…. so terrible for me. today i was at the restaurant and i started crying in the kitchen#and the owner saw me. and asked if i needed to go home for a while.#so now i’m waiting and i have to give her a call soon to see if they can manage tonight without me or if i need to go back in.#and dude…… not to be dramatic but i’ve been sitting here crying for the past hour i really do not want to go back in#i really don’t feel like i can wait tables tonight. i’m exhausted and just so sad. idk.#li speaks#jake
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I swear to god every single sydcarmy interaction gets funnier with each watch
#like can they just be normal for once#or just profess their undying love for one another#cause honestly its getting ridiculous#LIKE WHY ARE YALL HAVING A FULL ON DISCUSSION ABOUT A FUCKING OMELETTE UNDER A FUCKING TABLE#ALSO HOW DID THAT CONVERSATION ABOUT THEIR RESTAURANT TURN INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT CARMY HAVING TO DECIDE IF CLAIRE IS HIS GIRLFRIEND??#AND THE WAY CARMY SMILES AT SYDNEY WHEN SHE COMES BACK??#LIKE BRO SHE DEADASS QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF SERVICE?? AND YOURE LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT?? LIKE YOU NEED TO STAND UP!!#they are very unserious ppl#sydcarmy
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bath is such a tourist trap 😭😭 the roman baths were neat but that’s literally all there is
#stream#skip sally lunn’s house unless u want to sit around for 15 minutes waiting to have ur drink order taken only to sit around for an hour to#have to go out and FIND THE WAITER bc we been sittin for an HOUR waitin for the damn FOOD TO SHOW UP#man didn’t show up once 🙄#literally i’m still so annoyed that im going to leave a review like bro what the fuck we were the ONLY people in the entire ROOM & we were#just ??? looking around ???? like what the fuck#i hate all non american restaurants unless they’re like#UPPITY UPPITY restaurants or like a PUB#anything in between is trash & i would rather kill myself than go to them#either give me bugs in my drink or a Real Server that’s IT !!!!!#😭😭😭😭😭#i wouldn’t have been dramatic if i wasn’t just drinking fucking BLACK TEA on an EMPTY STOMACH like BRO i was going to VOMIT#i got so annoyed i was like i’m just going into the kitchen bc what the fuck is this like guess i gotta cook this trash myself ?#then they just comped the drinks like … lol#omar covered bc i was going to argue bc the ORHER SERVER SAID SHES COMPING EVERUTHING BC AN HOUR IS BULLSHIT#THATS AN H O U R#FOR FUCKING 2 SLICES OF HAM W MUSTARD ON A BUN#I’m soooooo ANNOYED#like what pisses me off the most is slow service#be RUDE just don’t be fuckin SLOW#IF UR TABLE IS BORED UR DOING A BAD JOB
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