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2023: Sacrifice billionaire Oceangate CEO to Posidion.
2024: Sacrifice billionaire UnitedHealthcare CEO to Apollo.
I think I'm starting to see a pattern here!
#I wonder which Greek god is getting the 2025 sacrifice#I got jokes#Jokes that only work on Tumblr#UnitedHealthcare#united healthcare#oceangate#titan submersible#jokes#funny#greek gods#Posidion#Apollo
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I think the reason I don't get into rap/hip-hop is because I don't like Arby's.
#We have the beef#Wild that tumblr auto tagged this as#kendrick lamar#Jokes that only work on tumblr#Where I can add a subjoke in the tags
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I'm finally posting Jax~ He's Vanitas's s/o hehehe (mainly in good timeline but he's also in the canon) Prns are He/They, he's a tasmanian devil btw if you're wondering
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#izuart#izzy oc#jax the tasmanian devil#vanitas the hedgehog#ultimate lifespawn au#human au#sonic oc#sth oc#tasmanian devil#sonadow fankid#fankid au#oc#original character#sonic art#sth art#sth#I LOVE HEEEEEE#but yeah he’s very fed up with vanitas and his bullshit#but vanitas is also the only one he’s patient with when it comes to bs lol#he will gladly tell vanitas to fall over and not get up and yet loves him so much#it’s just how he loves#they’re kinda fushigoro and yuuji coded imo lol#yuuma ichida would voice jax 100% or koki uchiyama#but like he will tell vanitas to go away and d** and ppl are concerned but genuinely he does care for him lmfao he’s just so sick of vanita#or he threatens to take vanitas out himself lmfao and vanitas makes a joke about it and jax is teetering towards violence#also jax is trained to kill but in good timeline he’s just a med student lmfao he’s gotta earn a living somehow since assassin work isn’t i#in canon tho he’s for sure an assassin
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ULTIMATE HISTORICAL FIGURE OF TUMBLR DOT COM!!!
Now I know as the op I'm really not supposed to give my opinion.. however I severely underestimated the amount of ea nasir stans and I really think gavrilo princip could use some votes and if him and franz ferdinand both go through it would be really funny.. just saying.. okay sorry don't cancel me for voter interference please please please ea nasir is also super interesting
#IF GAVRILO PRINCIP GOES THROUGH AND FRANZ FERDINAND GOES THROUGH THEN WE CAN ALL MAKE SOME REALLY REALLY FUNNY JOKES#HE STARTED WW1 FOR GOD'S SAKE GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT#COME ONNNNN GAVRILOSWEEP#HES SO COOL HE KILLED THE ARCHDUKE AND DRANK OUT OF DATE POISON THAT DIDNT WORK....#ultimate historical figure of tumblr dot com#gavrilo princip#sigh i only want to tag gavrilo to give him a headstart but that would be so unfair#ea nasir
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not talking about any post or comment in particular, just what I’ve seen around tumblr and in my own ask box/tags. reminder that it is not a compliment to refer to someone’s art as a shitpost (even if you mean it’s funny or random lol), and also. don’t refer to art as a sketch, doodle, or unfinished unless the creator said so themself. what looks undone to you might be the artist’s whole process. further, what looks undone to you may have taken them hours, it could have been really difficult or a challenge for the artist. they get to say what’s a sketch and what isn’t. every finished artwork will not be colored, shaded, or even clean. that’s just the facts. so give artists some love that way <3
#this is wisp#art#artists on tumblr#just been thinking this for a little while#figured i'm probably not the only one so I wanted to say it#no hate <3#just wanted to let people know who might not have thought about it#arting is hard#don't call my pencil drawings sketches. they are difficult#and they take hours of my life#I put my heart into my work#i didn't come up with themes and cool insights and funny jokes#to have someone call my art unifinished#or a sketch#or ask WHEN IM GOING TO COLOR IT#pls I'm begging#just appreciate all forms of art#all looks and styles#let artists speak for themselves#they will tell you if its a sketch or if its a work in progress that they'll be updating
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who needs encouraging fathers when you can get fortune cookies that tell you you're doing a good job and that it'll all be okay
#nvm. the second fortune told me to suck it up and work harder. this is exactly like having a father.#this post is very deeply joking and unserious as I tend to be btw lmao.#shitpost hours#idk if I ever mentioned this before but my stepfather literally has a gridded map of our yard for the annual easter egg hunt.#he maps out where he put all of them (over 100 eggs. 25 for each sibling). [big yard. backs up into the woods.]#I think he had it on excel one year.#I only escaped doing the egg hunt a few years ago. I am in my twenties.#you guys know that scene from Psych where shawn's like 'dad you literally dug an egg 2 feet underground one year#and still expected me to find it' and the dad was like 'ok well i left loose dirt to indicate a dig'? yeah. it's that lmfao.#I love him but GOD. not easy being the only type b person in the family lmfao.#like. that's FUN for them. for me it feels like boot camp but they're all having a great time I guess#they're all very 'give 110% all day every day' type people and i'm like. idk. i think 36% sounds nice. doesn't 36% sound nice?#anyways. I truly believe that oversharing online is okay if it's kinda funny. also this is not new information lmao.#like. oh noooo the internet knows that i'm a bisexual with daddy issues. there's only like 5 billion of those on tumblr 😭#that's like 1/4th of the entire userbase so i think it's okay to disclose lmfao.#I am NOT unique in any way shape or form ✌️#anyways. back to finals work but tomorrow i'll catch up on dms/etc lol
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Wishing reading comprehension for Tumblr in 2025 🙏
#if i had a nickel for each time a tumblr user saw a joke post and#not only misunderstood the content of the text but also took it seriously#and then got mad at a guy they made up for saying something no one is saying#and then made a post that about it. and got other tumblr users to now believe the guy they made up exists#i would. well.#i wouldn't have to work anymore
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whos your favorite of the crusaders from part 3... i think i love baofu the most tbh
#persona 2#baofu#jjba#jotaro kujo#noriaki kakyoin#joseph joestar#muhammad avdol#jean pierre polnareff#persona 2 eternal punishment#kaoru saga#p2ep#p2#this is making me laugh stupid hard ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD BIT. THIS IS A STUPID BIT. but its really funny to me right now#im too lazy to type out context for this just search like the words ''baofu'' and ''joestar'' and youll probably find it#i mean. if tumblr search decides to work. but thats not up to me#(all jokes aside if u like cant actually find it just send me an ask and ill find it for u)#...should i tag this. i might tag this. i think im gonna tag this i want to really confuse and/or annoy someone#maybe even both if im lucky#and in case you were wondering (which im sure you were not):#i did actually google heights for this and try to make it roughly accurate. like i put a stupid amount of effort into this#not that much. but like for what this is? wayyyy too much time went into it#its okay though i had fun. peace and love on planet earth#muffin mumbles#edit: just remembered i think tumblr only shows the first few of ur tags im going to move the character tags to the front#so if these tags seem like theyre in a weird order. Thats probs why
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No wonder burr doesn't have opinions
He's bald
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-EMERGENCY INTERRUPTION POST/hj-
idc if it’s 4 days late have this April Fools special!!
this took longer than it should but it’s more of a treat for myself so win-win
I don't actually have an official persona so have this lil’ guy I made in 6th grade instead (he's gonna represent me until I design my actual sona)
Close-ups :
this drawing single-handedly destroyed my workflow
-we will return to our regular posting schedule shortly-
#hazbin hotel reference#Boop#april fools#april fools 2024#yayy my birth month:D#Actually really surprised how good that joke comic turned out#illustration#artists on tumblr#I FORGOR TO ADD THE TONE INDICATOR THE ANON’S SPEECH BUBBLE NOOOOOO#tumblr boop#boopster#the boopening#Tumblr approved:3#Art#my sona#my persona#did i miss anything#I prommy I have way more tadc stuff in the works#Don't worry about me being pressured to make content people like rather than what I like btw#Cuz I'm enjoying the hell out of making both my own original and tadc art posts for y'all#For both you and me ^^#Tadc is still consuming my brain and it's what I’m thinking about 24/7#Man it's been half a year I should get a new hobby.../j#I can promise you the only other hyperfixation that passed the 6 month mark is slime rancherXD#love y'all <3#sorry to whoever is reading the tags and sitting thru my rambling#i do that a lot
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Wu Xi when looking at Jing Beiyuan :
Wu Xi looking at anyone else :
#wu xi#qi ye#xiyuan#lord seventh#tyk#tian ya ke#faraway wanderers#shl#woh#word of honor#shan he ling#qi ye fanart#fanart#my art#i thought up this joke for tumblr only gonna go figure out if the format works for other social media
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i have a headache
#i've been stuck scrolling instagram for the past few days#i don't even like being on there#modern ig is so overstimulating everything is either a reel or a reel in disguise or an image post that inexplicably has audio#i kept making myself go on there because i wanted to find a way to make art friends or a community or w/e#and i thought if i had more of a presence and interacted more i'd eventually get people to like. talk to me and comment stuff ig. idk#but ughhhh#i don't think insta is a good platform for that cause it's either pictures with a short caption or the worst media format known to man#like. idk i wanted to find and follow and be friends with and be Cool Artists (don't ask me to define that)#but no artist on instagram is a Cool Artist because there's no goddamn text on there#like if it makes sense i wanna find people who talk About art as well#but not in an art Discourse way#which is another thing. even if instagram had more Talking it would still be shit because the mainstream 'art community' is insufferable#art tiktok is that on steroids#and instagram is is bootleg tiktok#the same five discourse topics jokes memes advice whatever the only difference is now they're circlejerking about ai too#i wanna be Casual and Spontaenous and Mysterious and shit but IG's layout makes me feel like i can't just post whatever#i feel this pressure to give my posts all the same format and add tags and do this and do that and have good Branding or w/e#and it's just ughhh why can't I be a famous enigma (<- doesn't make or share anything)#even on tumblr the pressure is the same#and at the same time i hate looking back on my art accounts (both ig and here) because it just. doesn't align with what i wanna do#like my attempts at categorising and tagging and being consistent#it's just so. yuck#i want to have a Good Brand but i also want to be 'real' but then i look back at my disjointed messy past work and i cringe#i think i need to block my irls from my art accounts bc i feel super embarassed trying to do any typical Get Noticed on Social Media thing#cause it feels embarassing being seen doing shit that's ''influencer-y'' (idk what to call it)#cause it feels out of character to how i actually am in real life#but also why i do want to show my ''real'' character? I'm not cool#and that's another thing I've had these accounts for ages#looking at my past posts makes me fuckign cringe#I want to purge them or start over
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I have the willpower of a TODDLER
#no offense to toddlers but uh....... the amount of times I grab my phone to check tumblr or ao3 when I should really actually be working....#clown behavior on my part#if you happen to see me on here in the next few hours pls yell at me#the worst part is I need my laptop to work so even if I put my phone on lockdown somewhere else I still have The Internet (TM)#blocking sites only works until I can sidestep that with a few clicks because I am IMPOSSIBLE#I'm only half joking when I say I need like an electric shock collar that keeps me from seeking my serotonin websites#anyways this is mostly for me to take accountability and shame myself a little in hopes of it working out for me lol#simon.out.#I really need to uh..... get this checked out some day#“this” being my brain or me or whatever
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"Oh dear, you got Death. Mmmmm... yeah that means you're literally gonna die, sorry. How unlucky of you"
#vou por uma versão pt mais tarde#my art#digital art#original art#original character#oc#joca#peter griffin to explain the joke here#she purposefully made a deck with only death cards so that when she did someone a tarot reading they would always get death#and she could give them a negative reading and tell them they're gonna die so they'll be worried sick as a prank#she doesn't know how tarot actually works she just likes trolling people in chaotic morally wuestionable ways#artblr#artists on tumblr
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I'm not online, in the same way that that was not a pipe.
#ic#The treachery of Tumblr and so on.#//fjdkaljfdka i wanted to make a joke about his online status and the treachery of images. but i don't think it works#//but do any of arty's jokes ever land?#//yes they always do. but only to him.
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Shifters - Part 4
This one's a lot more silly than the last part. Also contains some very brief, non-explicit, tastefully censored humorous nudity.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
#ffxiv#gposers#ktisis pose#reshade#RalmaPresets#visual novel#wolnpc#wolgraha#r'alma/g'raha#r'alha#r'alma lore#more fantasia shenanigans#this one was so much fun to put together#i spent so much time in character creator designing all the different looks#there was originally supposed to be one more set to this that would have rounded it out to 40 shots total#but i ended up not being able to get ahold of the character data#and didn't feel like rebuilding it from scratch#it was a joke that only i would have understood anyway#so no great loss there#anyway one more part to go in this particular series#i think i like the way the formatting is working for this#but please let me know if it's difficult to read/see so i can change it up#otherwise i'm just gonna use this for all of my VNs#because they tend to be kinda long#and tumblr only allows 30 images per post
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