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dolfin · 4 months ago

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eating udon with a fork is a 0/10 experience

#clown behavior on my part #i should have just grabbed a pair of chopsticks from the drawer

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skibasyndrome · 1 year ago

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I have the willpower of a TODDLER

#no offense to toddlers but uh....... the amount of times I grab my phone to check tumblr or ao3 when I should really actually be working....#clown behavior on my part #if you happen to see me on here in the next few hours pls yell at me #the worst part is I need my laptop to work so even if I put my phone on lockdown somewhere else I still have The Internet (TM)#blocking sites only works until I can sidestep that with a few clicks because I am IMPOSSIBLE #I'm only half joking when I say I need like an electric shock collar that keeps me from seeking my serotonin websites #anyways this is mostly for me to take accountability and shame myself a little in hopes of it working out for me lol #simon.out.#I really need to uh..... get this checked out some day #“this” being my brain or me or whatever

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thatleolion · 2 years ago

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There should be something that tells you when someone’s unfollows you, so you’re not hyping up their selfies like a silly goose.

#clown behavior on my part

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vilesbian · 1 year ago

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If they stop prescribing me t I'm gonna kill myself. 🙃

#and here i was bragging that this one aspect has been smooth sailing #clown behavior on my part

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deltarunebt · 10 months ago

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Meeting (Befriending?) Jevil

So much for an easy first fight.

#deltarune #jevil #frisk undertale #frisk #deltarune au #wyolfe #deltarune bt #dr bt #my art #frisk is basically playing dlc for a game they already beat and unfortunately for them the levels do scale.#you defeated the God of Hyper Death. you can handle a clown.#wait oh my god i could design hard mode versions of all the enemies. wait. hold on.#i wasnt going to do that but now i might.#anyway! Jevil's still the court jester in this au! he hasn't met the strange someone and gone (completely) bonkers!#still a few screws loose but thats just a requirement for being a jester.#Jevil is under the impression Spade King's recent behavior (like imprisoning the other kings) is a result of his bad mood #and that fixing that bad mood will fix the behavior... Sorta.#some part of Jevil is aware that that isnt really how this works but he doesnt know what else to do.#'entertain' is all he's ever done.

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tommybowefuneralattendee · 1 year ago

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wrote 30 words of this, did unspeakable psychic damage to myself, returning to the safe haven (spommy smut)

back to the mines (my daddy kink ianthony fic)

#mer rambles #i really have to write the ianthony one like. 20-50 words at a time #clown behavior on my part

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roomba-mangga · 3 months ago

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story time my mom tried to egg me into ID-ing as a lesbian solely because it would be easier than wrapping her head around aro/ace relationships (mind you she was perfectly fine with aspecs until she learned we can also partner with the same sex. but also with the opposite! but not in the sense of traditional marriage or recognizable bastardizations thereof, in either case! kids are so complicated these days), and being a hater is by and large the simpler option! toss that into the asexual 🤝 bisexual coming out experiences pit why don't you

#truly it was some moral orel bullshit #this woman: ready to go to war over me possibly being gay #also this woman: ace/aro relationships are too confusing could you just be gay so i know for sure how to feel about you #i'm not upset anymore btw we talked it out i'm just musing on clown behavior #funniest part was i looked her dead in the eye and said 'at what point in my life have i ever expressed interest in women'#and she made this deeply begrudging 'damn... you're right' expression. but she was clearly holding on for dear life #and for WHAT #girl your hater game is next level go watch a kdrama #you'll feel better after i'm sure #aromantic #asexual #aspec #cn homophobia #cn aphobia #txt #kalat #pamilya

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falloutcoys · 1 month ago

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🤡 <- me

#im thinking about every time i saw a post and thought about tagging funnier-as-a-system but was like #well im not so would it be weird if i tagged? better not. but i am laughing at this in a plural way.#even tho im not i am looking at this in that context. clown behavior #okayokayokay i should wait. till monday. before i start just saying i am #bc maybe i am overfitting my prior experiences and she's gonna be like lol nope i was wrong you're not #but. some part of me is very much like ooohhh this. makes sense #sams ramblings

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cattewife · 6 months ago

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me trying to write sickfic like. lost and confused because i never get sick and i don't remember what it's like and i don't know what medicines do because i've never had to take them (ˉ ▽ ˉ；)... clown behaviour in this kink honestly

#i'm sorry for being obnoxiously unsexily healthy u_u;;;#in my defense i am. so so so allergy focused colds do almost nothing for me in comparison x'D #i am working from medical website descriptions of effects and half-remembered testimonials #i have elected to get around this by just. not actually mentioning or using medications after all #i should not admit this before the fic now y'all can judge me x''''D #catte life #also clown behavior: got sidetracked. part 3 who. we're writing part 5 now. sorry.#lowkey decided part 5 is actually part 4 and the old “part 4” is just extras also. it's 3.5k and counting. kill me.

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enniewritesathing · 8 months ago

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I think I'm finished with John and The Werewolf poses for this part???

#love how i said i'm gonna reuse the poses from the incident and then i end up making most of them from scratch #clown behavior that's what that is #their part is done unless i get a wild hair up my ass #and now to do the daunting task of the rest of it #gotta love stress from a thing that makes me go 'i should def concentrate on something else before i explode'#a text post #non sims

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slotheyes · 1 year ago

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There is no worse feeling than being really angry about something and then realizing that you're actually the one in the wrong

#or at least a major contributor to the problem #clown behavior on my part i gotta be real yall

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demonfox38 · 2 years ago

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Could Death speed its monologue up? I've got 1:30 on the clock before this maze collapses.

#Wild ARMs #''There's got to be more treasure back here!'' ''The two Crest Glyphs are nice but I could use a little more!''#Absolute clown shoes behavior on my part

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cringefailcabitha · 2 years ago

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I wish the whole “Nabla took it too far with what happened to Alef in AIB 4” was more convincing I love them both but am I supposed to feel bad for Alef… bc I don’t 😇

#aib #she and her little girlfriend should have laughed at him more like dance clown #they’re cousins but that’s such typical younger sibling behavior on his part.#to torment your older sibling then get upset when they properly retaliate for once #I hope they both make it far I think they’re 2 of my favourite characters

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lettersfrombeyondthegrave · 8 months ago

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i think the context is people being mad about chappel roan cosplaying as divine

I want to personally bomb every single Twitter's server so people can go back to being stupid in secret.

I dont even wanna start cus theres rlly too much that could be said. People forget too often the first fucking letter of "LGBT". Goofy ass arguments, I'd say touch grass but these kinda ppl r so hateful the grass would wither.

#ya putting drag in a box that apparently needs to check certain bullet points dound exactly what drag should be about #god forbid people have their own unique idea of a form of art #'no shade' after absolutely throwing shade #sometimes im like hey why do lesbians sometimes feel like isolating themselves from the rest of the community what psuhes them to do that #and then mfers do this #'why would i believe what she says she is? well i dont think the way she looks fits my personal standards' likeeeeeee #yk what that sounds like? yes you fucking do. clown behavior on your part

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livie1507 · 1 year ago

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Liv are you alive

somehow i’ve survived marching (band) season

#i just disappeared #clown behavior on my part 🤡

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forestslut · 1 year ago

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#work crushes give you brain rot. i want this person so bad it makes me look stupid. but fucking a coworker would be clown behavior #on my part anyway #but also prob couldnt even if i wanted to #but also. im foaming at the mouth i want them soooo bad i cant stand myself #will delete later teehee

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