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umm whos gonna tell him

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so tiny so smol u can stuff him in pocket!!

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🦚 : “ As long as you’re safe”

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(praying this is the right artist)

I'm sorry, I had to un like your Dr ratio boob post. It just put a bunch of boobs on my feed

proceeds to draw more ratio boobs for ur feed

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link to rest of the series -> here

off to the angst part we goooo

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R.I.P. Camden he struggled for 20 minutes on that Golden Scapegoat puzzle. 😭🙏

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Accessory swap

aka a sketch that got way out of hand o-o;;

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need some shade, handsome?

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so- yeah. ive realised i cant do comics and thats exactly the reason ill try to. practice brings success, right?

i feel so weak without my colors lol ;""

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Jokes Have Basis in Actuality

Chapter One - Rumors Start!

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"Are you guys talking about Professor Ratio's husband?"

Aventurine stilled.

"Oh my aeons, yeah— do you think he'll come around today? I've only ever seen pictures of him on the blog, and their always so blurry..!"

So.. he was married? No, no, it must just be a rumor. The good doctor would have told him, and Aventurine would have stopped flirting. Right? He was to self righteous to not.

"You guys haven't seen him?? Oh your missing out— hes so pretty, I heard he came around today!! Their both so good looking its no wonder they got together!"

So, the mystery husband was here today? That caught Aventurine's intrigue— he hadn't seen anyone on the guest roster other then him.

"Oh my gods, for real?? What's he like?"

"Hes got super pretty blonde hair-"

Aventurine absentmindedly went to the little shock of hair that pushed itself over his shoulder.

"-and hes always wearing this super expensive jewelry. I wonder who he is— or what he does, or if Professor Ratio gets paid enough for those kind of stones— oh, and I've heard his eyes are super dazzling upclose, colored like the break of dawn! I haven't seen them myself, I've only ever seen his back when he was going into Professor's classroom. I got out as quickly as I could— didn't want to get caught."

Slowly, Aventurine's hand drifted up to his earring, before gracing under his eye. Wait a second…

"Oh my, he sounds so pretty.. oh my god, wait, I saw a blond person earlier, they were coming down the hallway- do you think that was him?!"

On a whim, the Stoneheart decided to step out of his hiding spot, coming around the statue to walk by the group. They all immediately shut up, watching him walk by— for an added bonus, he decided to look at them and softly wave before continuing down the hall to where Ratio's classroom was.

"Oh- oh my god, that was him, wasn't?!"

"Yeah, yeah that had to be him— The blond hair, the eyes-!! Thats him, thats Professor Ratio's husband!!"

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Read the fic here!!

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A 🦚 sketch~

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ah yeah emotional sketches again

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a little something

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Should be saving up lightcone fragments for remembrance tb for later but I am weak and I bought Final Victor yet again.

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"Gamble"

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(Bet it'll flop again but anw)

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The depression is getting better but my husband inadvertently triggered the hyperfixation yapping card so loop it a few more times im crying over the disaster man again...

When the anxiety and depression become so crushing that you find a new song that you absolutely adore and listen to it on fucking repeat, over and over and over and over and over and over until it is bleeding out of your ears and drowning out everything else completely just to drag yourself through the day.