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ultimatehistorical · 2 years ago

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ULTIMATE HISTORICAL FIGURE OF TUMBLR DOT COM!!! SUPER FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!

#im not going to try and sway this one since its the final but... you all know who i want to win #ultimate historical figure of tumblr dot com #polls #poll tournament #ea nasir #franz kafka

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ultimatehistorical · 2 years ago

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You know what to do!

Ea Nasir(@ultimatehistorical)

vs

@autismswagsummit (@ultimate-poll-tournament)

#ea nasir #ultimate historical figure of tumblr dot com

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ultimatehistorical · 2 years ago

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ULTIMATE HISTORICAL FIGURE OF TUMBLR DOT COM!!! SUPER SEMI FINALS!!!

#ultimate historical figure of tumblr dot com #polls #poll tournament #bracket #kafka #franz kafka #mary shelley #shelley

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ultimatehistorical · 2 years ago

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EA NASIR: ULTIMATE HISTORICAL FIGURE OF TUMBLR DOT COM

#congratulations!!!#i am mad though. oh well #ultimate historical figure of tumblr dot com #polls #poll tournament #bracket #ea nasir #franz kafka #grigori rasputin #mary shelley

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gryfinz · 3 years ago

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god what a fking mess of a post. like these ppl have a had a few bad interactions on tumblr dot com & now cant fathom the larger point that historians do in fact downplay the queerness of historical figures. just straight up inventing conversations & queer historians to justify what is ultimately an irrelevant point.

like im sure queer historians exist, maybe the field has even drawn more queer ppl to it given our erasure throughout history. but ur gonna ignore that erasure on the whole & act like it’s the backlash that’s the problem because why? because queer historians exist? because ppl on tumblr can be annoying?

it’s such an extreme example of missing the forest for the trees & that last point has to be the worst of all. we get one queer person per era folks otherwise these demands to re-examine & properly interpret history are just way too radical

actual modern historians: in this letter, Margaret tells her dearest friend Adela, “my love, I long to worship at your altar of Venus once more. come to me and rain kisses upon my breasts as you did in Paris last spring.”

people on the Internet: “FrIeNd???” ERASURE. STOP TRYING TO HIDE THE GAY. “OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES”

aforementioned historians: she. she opens the letter with “My dearest friend.” we’re literally quoting here, and we just admitted they had sex

people on the Internet: “JUST GALS BEING PALS” EH? R/SAPPHOANDHERFRIEND?

historians: a truly vast number of us are queer

people on the Internet: LOL FELLAS IS IT GAY TO KISS YOUR BEST LADY FRIEND’S BREASTS??? NOT IN HISTORY!!

#discourse

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ultimatehistorical · 2 years ago

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ULTIMATE HISTORICAL FIGURE OF TUMBLR DOT COM!!!

Now I know as the op I'm really not supposed to give my opinion.. however I severely underestimated the amount of ea nasir stans and I really think gavrilo princip could use some votes and if him and franz ferdinand both go through it would be really funny.. just saying.. okay sorry don't cancel me for voter interference please please please ea nasir is also super interesting

#IF GAVRILO PRINCIP GOES THROUGH AND FRANZ FERDINAND GOES THROUGH THEN WE CAN ALL MAKE SOME REALLY REALLY FUNNY JOKES #HE STARTED WW1 FOR GOD'S SAKE GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT #COME ONNNNN GAVRILOSWEEP #HES SO COOL HE KILLED THE ARCHDUKE AND DRANK OUT OF DATE POISON THAT DIDNT WORK....#ultimate historical figure of tumblr dot com #gavrilo princip #sigh i only want to tag gavrilo to give him a headstart but that would be so unfair #ea nasir

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ultimatehistorical · 2 years ago

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ULTIMATE HISTORICAL FIGURE OF TUMBLR DOT COM!!! SUPER SEMI FINALS!!!