ultimatehistorical
who is THE historical figure of tumblr?!?!?!
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IT'S EA NASIR!!!!
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ultimatehistorical · 5 months ago
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im convinced kafka was my soulmate but we couldn’t exist in the same timeline because he would definitely annoy me as he was a cancer man
Lmao fair enough
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ultimatehistorical · 7 months ago
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Aimo: He overdosed on meth during combat. He was a Finnish soldier during WW2 and his group was attacked, but they managed to escape. He got tired but couldn't stop, so he consumed the entire supply they had. Then he lost consciousness. He woke up alone the following morning and he was attacked by the Soviets again, escaped, got injured in a landmine and hid in a ditch. He lived until 71 btw this adventure wasn't that bad for his health.
Horse: its a legend. not real. maybe inspired by real events but no one was hidden in a horse. but look at this fucking picture i had to put it in just for the picture. yeah warriors hidden inside a wooden horse whatever
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ultimatehistorical · 7 months ago
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challenger: they were gonna put big bird (muppets) on that thing.
franz ferdinand: there were 6 assassins along the motorcade route. First one was armed with a bomb, and did absolutely fuck all when the cars passed him. Okay. Next to him there was another one armed with a bomb and a pistol. He also did nothing. Further along there was another dude with a bomb. He threw it at the car and it bounced off the folded roof. It exploded under the next car and some people were hurt but Franz Ferdinand is still completely fine. The assassin swallowed a cyanide pill and jumped into a river but he was so bad at assassinating he couldn't even kill himself. The other 3 assassins were also completely useless. Then the archduke and other were going to visit the people injured, but the driver took the wrong turn, someone qualified came and shot Franz Ferdinand at point blank range. the end. and thats why *checks notes* the germans invated belgium?? how does that make sense
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ultimatehistorical · 9 months ago
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Franz Ferdinand made some gay ass music and that's why they assassinated him
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ultimatehistorical · 9 months ago
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🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺
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ultimatehistorical · 11 months ago
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franz ferdinand recording and releasing the song Michael while still professing to all be straight is one of music's biggest moves
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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What is the best book to ever exist?
Is a question being asked to you!
The rules are simple:
As long as it's a book, it's allowed!
No fanfics are allowed, only original works
Books from any culture are allowed
Picture books or comics/manga/etc are allowed
The book doesn't have to be printed, it can be online
It doesn't have to be finished, only as long as there is something there to read (one or more chapters)
Don't submit whole series, only individual works per submission
Only one book per submission, but there is no limit to how many books one person is allowed to submit
Submit books below!
Tagging: @tournament-announcer @sapphic-book-tournament @bookclub
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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wooooowwwww thank you !!!! reaaaaaal copper !
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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Okkkkkk thank yuo cani have 3 copper sticks please
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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Hey anyone know if this copper is from a trustworthy source?
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley and Robert Louis Stevenson reading like that Edgar Allan Poe meme
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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The Master:
He's Kenough
Tzeitel:
I love her wry sense of humour.
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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Gregor samsa
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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You die two deaths - your physical death and your true death when your name is spoken for the last time. You, a mild-mannered introvert, have been stuck in limbo for centuries waiting for your true death, and finally found out why.
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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ultimatehistorical · 1 year ago
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I love both but please vote willkommen I'm begging you
Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Three C
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I’m Breaking Down
Local housewife makes banana carrot surprise and goes insane over her ex-husband being gay. What more do u want. This song is amazing, Trina sweep, goodnight
so freaking relatable
Wilkommen
Opening song of all time
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