#James’ spouse

[nortyourself]

Someone please let James just take a nap. 😭

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[sneckoil]

playing house. when house isn't around. (as overburdened friends do)

[doraminatook]

...at the bench.

[thewoildwedreamabout]

do you think people in the sixties were listening to the Beatles and crying because "it's so Spock and Kirk coded" like we listen to Hozier and cry because "it's so Crowley and Aziraphale coded" lmao

[ineffableaddiction]

We don’t talk enough about this.

Yes, Gabriel was awful while he was stuck in Heaven reigning over the Host. But, when he chose to leave and trust in another being, he changed.

As terrible as the former Supreme Archangel was to Aziraphale, he still knew that Aziraphale was who he would put his trust into. Not God, not fate. Aziraphale.

He also knew that Aziraphale and Crowley were close. If Aziraphale knew Gabriel’s secrets, Crowley would too.

Becoming Jim was the most vulnerable thing Gabriel could do. In that vulnerability, he found humanity. Nuance. What was truly important.

And Jim chose to sacrifice himself to protect everyone else. Even though he was under Aziraphale’s protection (which is hugely important from a historic and cultural viewpoint), he voluntarily released himself from that protection and stepped out into the demon throng.

He did this while he didn’t remember his relationship with Beelzebub.

He did this not knowing what Hell would do to him.

And this was probably the most angelic act he’d ever performed.

[unidentifiedlyingobject]

Good Omens fans!!

The Aziraphale and Crowley swans possibly have a child!!!!!

anyway some context...

I was not planning to go today but I was near St James' Park so why not...

(it's their bench!!)

with some lovely art and quotes!!!

and guess who else was there?????!!!!

our favourite black and white swans!!!!!!

not only that, but they weren't alone, because next to them was this cygnet!!!!!!! (see below) (I know cynets are always grey anyway but THE GREY IS SO PERFECT IT'S THEIR CHILDDDDDDDD IT'S THEIR CHILD)

on reflection, the cygnet was probably really the child of the swan and the other swan further behind in the photo but LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT

[righteous-r0de0]

james bottoming was not on my 2024 bingo card, but i can’t say i’m disappointed

[grilledcheezy92]

Fell first. Fell harder: Redacted Edition

no particular order

Angel, David

Asher, Baaabe

Vincent, Lovely -> Lovely, Vincent

Freelancer, Gavin (Freelancer, Damien) (Huxley, Freelancer) (Freelancer, Lasko) (Lasko, Gavin) (Huxley, Gavin) Damien, Huxley (Gavin, Damien) Dear, Lasko (Dear, Huxley) (Dear, Damien) (Dear, Freelancer [fell hardest]) (Dear, Gavin)

Guy, Honey

Treasure, Porter

Warden, Vega

Hush, Doc

Cutie, Geordi

Smartass, Aaron

Milo, Sweetheart

Darlin, Sam

Elliot, Sunshine

Starlight, Avior -> Avior, Starlight

Morgan, Obscura

[my-castles-crumbling]

My friends: Ah, yes, Cas would kick ass at Harry Potter trivia. They won't shut up about it!

Me, freaking out, because I can't remember what the fuck is canon, fanon, and just my own little headcanon: 😬

[ryoko-san]

(Cw Fem! Presenting listeners)

Drawing other listeners is fun lol

[meowyjean]

couldn't stop thinking about the intersections between my current interests, so i made a brainrot venn diagram:

[shadesofdeviant]

We'll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we've made And you'll say, "Oh my, we really were timeless"...

BONUS (Because Nanny Ashtoreth owns my soul):

[polydamnory]

General Headcanons!

For their birthday, Asher got Darlin one of those joke Hozier shirts (like the ones that say Hozier but just have a bunch of pictures of someone else like Dan from NSP) but instead of pictures of Hozier it has pictures of Sam on it. Darlin found it hilarious and Sam has… mixed opinions on it. For the most part he just insists they don’t wear it outside the house.

Caelum goes to check in on the Applicant (a.k.a. Baby 2.0) and Ivan occasionally - he’s very happy to see their both doing well and he definitely keeps Camelopardalis updated

When Freelancer’s emotions get away from them, or they just get overwhelmed, their psychokinesis acts up a bit, with random little things around them starting to levitate just the slightest bit, similar to how the guys elemental magic acts up when they’re overwhelmed (e.g. Damien accidentally setting things on fire)

When Lovely is feeling down about the loss of their powers and they specifically want to talk to someone about it who they know “gets it,” they always go to Sam (gonna push this Let Lovely Talk To Other Characters Agenda hard)

Sunshine was incredibly kind of terrified intimidated by Aaron first time they met him

Cutie used to be incredibly insecure (they still are, it just used to be way worse) and would constantly be reading their friends minds with the main purpose being to make sure they still liked them

Asher knows all the words to the Monster High Fright Song - trust me he told me himself

Angel keeps sending pictures of dogs and cats fighting/snuggling to David captioned “us <3”

Darlin is straight up AWFUL at remembering names. I’m talking like Fantasy High Kipperlily Copperkettle a.k.a. “Littledoggy Girlcollar” awful (please tell me someone gets this reference)

On that note, I could see a LOT of the shenanigans that happens to The Bad Kids in that show being pretty parallel to the chaos that would ensue if the D.A.M.N. crew played DND

Caelum and Freelancer made themselves and the rest of the D.A.M.N. crew matching friendship bracelets

Sunshine and Elliott also have matching bracelets with little sun and moon motifs

Baaabe has snacks on them at all times - not even for themselves, for Asher

James and Spouse aren’t just childhood friends, they’ve known each other since they were LITTLE little and Spouse was the first person he told when his powers first manifested (going off the assumption that he’s human born based off his imperium audio - he mentions the department “found him” and I doubt they’d have to do that if his family was also empowered, even if he were latent)

[under-loch-n-key]

More Ethical Omens MD art!! Here's part 1 of House's fall!! I am working on part 2 right now! I have been a little busy recently because I started Testosterone a couple of days ago! So, that was a big deal.

I am having so much fun with this AU. I hope you lot enjoy!! 💛💛💛

(Some lines and shading is messy but I am too tired to care honesty.)

(Tumblr, why must you deny me image quality? 😭😭)

(Wilson, our angel of death, will be in part 2. Don't worry. 👀)

[definitelynuwonhere]

REDACTEDTOBER DAY 20

JAMES

—

“Jitters”

James is a confident man, an intelligent man who knows just what to say to convince a board of directors to get what he wants.

But when it came to them, he was anything but.

he's the complete opposite. Anything they say or do would instantly make him fold. How his face would heat up when he feels their skin against his and how he'd stammer when they call him out on it. The mere sight of them would take his breath away.

He was in love. And he wasn't afraid to admit that, regardless of how ridiculously romcom cliche it sounded. Every time he met their gaze, and they'd shoot him that little smirk they did when they caught him staring with his lovesick eyes made his heart do backflips.

And those reasons were exactly how he knew, they were the one.

The only one that could handle their stubbornness and workaholic tendencies, the only one that would happily debate the differences between square and circle pizza, and the only one that could make, the famously stone-cold ETS boss feel the jitters.

—

Can i please have my James reunion audio now. Spouse is dying i’m dying for their husband back) - N

[capitalisticveins]

Still pissed that James knew everything going on with the Asset and Marcus and only stopped it after it massively impacted the project. Literally delayed everything bc him and ETS wanted to experiment. For fucks sake Anton could’ve been home by now 😒