#JOJO IS HIS COUSIN

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

If I see one more post trashing on the Sonic movies just because they're not like the games and because of the human characters I'm going to explode and then punt the sun itself into their faces

GUUUYYYSSSSS. THERE'S THIS MAGIC THING CALLED A MULTIVERSE. THE SONIC MOVIES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE GAMES, THEY ARE IN AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE UNIVERSE. YOU SHOULD NOT BE JUDGING THEM BASED ON HOW WELL THEY FOLLOW THE GAME CANON, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE GAMES. THE MOVIES AND THE GAMES CAN COEXIST AS SEPARATE UNIVERSES OF THE SAME CHARACTERS LIVING THEIR LIVES IN DIFFERENT WAYS, MKAY??

Once you accept this I can almost guarantee you'll be a much happier fan. I can testify. 😘

Sonic Wachowski ≠ Game!Sonic. Because they grew up in different environments and around different people in different circumstances, and that changed the way they turned out. I believe that if Wachowski grew up the same way Game! did, he would've turned out like Game! did. I also believe that if Game! grew up the same way Wachowski did, he would've turned out like Wachowski did. The core of this character is the same. In both the movies and the games, he's the fastest thing alive, he LOVES running, he loves his friends, he loves chili dogs, he loves living, and he will fight for what he believes is right. 💙

Just take into account the different worlds, the different lives, the different influences, and the fact that the movies are not trying to imitate the games (I thought this was obvious from day 1?) and it'll be a lot more fun in this fandom for you. In fact, you'll find you're a lot happier when you're actually taking time to love and appreciate the things you're interested in rather than just nitpicking about everything. 👌😜

And if you don't like the movies, you can kindly leave them be as well as all those of us who DO enjoy the movies. If you only like the games, stick to the games. 💙

[chloesimaginationthings]

The cousins ever

[beanghostprincess]

Josuke being the single gay aroace cousin™ of the Joestars might actually be my favorite thing about him. I wish I were him, actually. Bloodline keeps going so no need for romance or kids. Only money from deadbeat dad and nepobabyism. Mr.Gucci-Vogue-LouisVuitton-Prada-Chanel-Balenciaga-RalphLauren-Versace-Armani-Moschino-Dior. His mom's like "are you not going to have kids or get married" and he's like "I'd rather wear thrifted clothes than dating". He actually lives with Okuyasu and everyone thinks they're dating and please don't ask them because they don't know either but what they do know is that Josuke has a flight the next day to go to Italy because his modeling agency asked him to go and Okuyasu is having a breakdown because "what if you like their cooking more than mine" and Josuke won't stop rolling his eyes and going "they could never be better than you" and then he comes back with a thousand of millions of bags saying he did "a little shopping over there" and half of the bags are just shoes.

[ambyandony]

Came across this again and figured I’d finally clean it up since I don’t think about silly little angurio the unintentional serial killer nearly enough. And then I drew more because I love him

ft. Zatta

[nami-moittli]

The urge to make fan kids for a canon couple who already has one

[twerkyvulture]

we know that the King of All Cosmos looked just like a Little Guy in his youth, just like The Prince does now, so i pose the following to you: has anyone drawn a design for what The Prince (or any of the other cousins/little guys!) would look like as colossal chad-ified version of themselves

[ilikebobcuts642]

My most devious hot take is that I don’t get how anyone can look at Risotto and Abbacchio and NOT think they’re related. They look so similar to each other.

They’re both tall, buff goth guys with white, spiky hair and inhumanly colored eyes. Even their CLOTHES are similar. They both have odd looking hats, an x shape over their chests, and the first letter of their names on their belts.

And I know I’m not crazy because I’ve seen multiple people say they thought these two were brothers or even the same person which just shows how much they look like each other

They’re related, your honor

[electoons]

I need to keep reminding myself that I did so much to keep her comfortable and alive for long enough for my family to return and also that nothing I could have done would have kept her alive so I can't keep dwelling on it like I didn't do enough. I did so much. I carried her everywhere. I helped her use the bathroom. I constantly was wiping the brown crusty drool off her paws and the crud that kept building in her eyes to give her some feeling of cleanliness and comfort. I stuck an IV in her (that I got from the vet, not just, like, on my own) once a day to keep her hydrated. like even though I was scrambling to finish an animation and get work done I put aside so much time and effort and love for her. I watched her like a hawk for the whole week, dealing with this on my own (it's no one's fault, just really bad timing, everything just happened to line up perfectly for the perfect shitstorm), just to make sure she didn't collapse and hurt herself. I did enough :( it wasn't enough but nothing would have been

[steeltwigz]

Saw a post abt the Sonic movies that was like "plz filter negativity posts better" which is GOOD AND TRUE you should be doing that. Ok. But then they kept going to imply that the criticisms of the Sonic movies are all entirely Personal and Ignorable and not like. Usually abt the horrific copaganda, misogynistic writing, and Paramount's disgusting zionism.... Guys a lot of ppls problem w the Knuckles show wasn't JUST a bastardization of Knuckles' character or thinking Wade was annoying or whatever, but like was focused on the grotesque Zionist message from that one episode 😭😭😭 you can enjoy something and still recognize that it has intrinsic and huge glaring flaws and talk abt them. I think actually you Should be speaking up abt the misogyny, zionism and propaganda the SCU supports and discusses, ESPECIALLY if you like the movies! Its important to be able to recognize these things in media and admit that even media you personally enjoy can be deeply problematic, instead of hiding it away and pretending those HUGE FLAWS aren't issues actually....

[skeletalheartattack]

Using anonymous because interaction scary but I want you to know when I saw Zarbon while playing Sparking Zero I thought of your blog.. its neat how one very dedicated person on the internet can change your mind on a character

*dialing my rotary phone to call the press* the hyperfixations are working. inform every body immediately!!

[jonathanbyersphd]

Do the Jancy & Byler kids go to college? Do any of them move out of NY?

Hi Nonny,

Thanks for the ask!

All four go to college.

Jordan goes to NYU for Film & Televison but lives in LA until her late 20s when she moves back to NYC (bc she missed her parents/sister)

Matthew goes the the University of Vermont (On scholarship for Lacrosse) where he double majors in Environmental Engineering and Wildlife and Fisheries Biology. I think he very much stays in New England (either Vermont or Maine)

Dylan goes to Sarah Lawrence and studies Public Policy/Sociology and then goes to Grad School for Public Policy/Politics in Ireland before moving back to the city.

Samuel goes to Princeton (and is VERY annoying about it) to study Computer Science & moves back to NYC after college. He did study abroad in Tokyo during college though. (he's very annoying about this too)

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

Dragona you have any embarrassing secrets from Jodios childhood

dragona says:

oh~~ i got one. ♥ when jodio was seven, some highschooler told him that one way to tell girls you love them was to say "do it fart". he kept using that pick up line on any passing girl he thought was cute until i told him what it actually meant years later.

jodio says:

why didnt u tell me what that acc meant earlier i almost lost my rizz back then fr fr i almost got canceled af bc of u

dragona says:

it was funny to see you say it to mom or the local college girls we sometimes pass by during spring break season... it got less funny after three years tho. good times~

[thearoaceshark]

JJBA AU: Jojo's Spider Adventures. prt 2

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05/××/2023:

It was May 2023 when there was an incident in D.I.O. The younger brother of the CEO of the company, Diego Brando, was visiting, he went to the research area while waiting to see his brother, but something went wrong.

One of the lizards became violent, began to shake and the staff tried to stop it, a difficult task as it was quite large and strong. Diego debated among themselves to help them or to leave (he worked with animals and was quite strong), but what happened next was so fast that he barely had time to process it, in the struggle a capsule with a yellowish-green liquid flew out and fell and it broke right into the wall he was on, splattering almost completely. Hell, he feels like he accidentally licked up some of that stuff.

A scientist came to see him and gave him her identification, she recommended that he go to wash and disinfect himself in the staff bathroom, but then he had to return to see that there is nothing wrong. He agreed and did as he was told, although in the middle of the shower he started to feel weird. When he finished and began to get dressed, he felt very dizzy and his arm itched, he sat down for a moment and scratched and scratched again and again with more force, he did not notice that his skin was peeling off and underneath it was greener and more scaly .

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Meanwhile, the scientists had already calmed down and locked up the lizard and were putting everything in order for when some visiting students came, they didn't notice that two spiders were missing.

A few minutes later they arrived and the guide started the tour. Among them was a boy dressed in orange and black colors, curiously named Narancia, he was taking photos of all the experiments and specimens, he liked science, and although biology was not his favorite area he could still enjoy it, that and because he had to pass grade.

When they were looking at the spiders, their pink-haired teacher Christine (although they call her Hot Pants affectionately) noticed and told the scientists that two of the aforementioned spiders were missing. They appreciated his observation and promised to locate them.

A few minutes later the student Narancia and the teacher Hot Pants felt a prick in their neck and arm, the minor reacted and patted the place, killing the spider that had bitten him, but the woman saw her arm and the spider that bit her, she took it carefully and wanted to call someone.

Narancia, scared that the spider was poisonous or something, wanted to call one of the staff, but he did not have time as an alarm suddenly sounded and a guard ran out, ordering everyone to evacuate the building. The students and teachers went back to school and none of them knew what happened until they saw the news on their phones that there was a problem in D.I.O with some loose reptiles.

The boy went to sleep a little groggy that night, as did his teacher who had kept the spider that bit him.

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When they woke up the next morning, they had super strength and were sticking to the walls, it was a very strange day when they realized that they had obtained the powers of the Spiders.

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And in Dio Brando's mansion, he was in an underground room watching his brother locked and tied inside a cage, with each passing hour his reptilian features were disappearing, but the DNA samples said that the lizard mutagen was still there, and at any moment it could return to being the monster that almost swallowed his employees.

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Narancia didn't know what to do. How had that happened, and what was he doing now with his spider powers? That were the questions that lived for free in his mind. It probably had to do with that spider, but that didn't solve anything. Were the D.I.Os working with the spiders that gave the spider people their powers? WTF. As far as he knew the Spiders were only associated with the Speedwagon Foundation.

After much thought, the boy decided to try to get the attention of the Spiders, so he made a suit, he found out that he couldn't shoot webs like them, so he made his own shooter, and by the way, he also made some wings so he could glide. It took him several weeks to complete them, in which he also practiced how to live with his new abilities, when he was ready he put on his suit and started patrolling the streets hoping to find some Spider.

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It didn't take long and he ran into Spider-Purple in the streets where he used to swing, it seems the internet did its thing and helped them track him down. Narancia told him how he woke up with powers, and Purple asked him if before that he had been involved in something with spiders, to which he remembered and mentioned that he had been bitten by a spider on a school trip.

Purple told him that his brother had also been bitten and thus obtained his powers, and these were transmitted to himself when he had to give him a blood transfusion. And he asked him if he wanted to be part of the spider society, part of them or part of the villains.

He obviously decided to go with them. So Purple took him to the Speedwagon Foundation to introduce him to the rest of the Spiders. He warned that there would probably also be someone else who had apparently gained spider powers as well.

When they were there, the Spiders were accompanied by a stranger dressed in pink, they discussed whether they should show their identities, it seems that they were all family, he and the pink one were the only strangers. He interrupted them and told them that he could tell them who he was and he took off his mask, the pink one was surprised and also took off his mask revealing that it was his teacher Hot Pants.

They all ended up revealing their identities, and decided that Narancia and Hot Pants would also be part of the Spiders' partnership. They complimented Narancia on his shooters and his wings, but both he and his teacher were told that they needed other costumes, Jonathan laughed, this reminded him of his own beginnings, his costume had changed since then, but his ideals never, he hoped this new allies would be as steadfast as well.

Later Narancia was known to the world as the Aero-Spider.

And Hot Pants was nicknamed Spider-Pink, the media considers her handrogynous, they have never confirmed her gender. By the way, Hot Pants confessed that she had kept the spider that she bit her and kept it as her pet. The Spiders asked him to examine her to find out how two radioactive spiders ended up in D.I.O, that would probably lead them to talk to a relative with whom they had cut almost all connection, they got along very badly, but this was more important.

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Dio had given his brother clear instructions about what had happened to him and what he should do to avoid transforming into that monster again, however a short time later on the news he saw how a giant lizard attacked random passersby.

He managed to catch Diego before the Spiders did, and he reprimanded him, to which he replied that he didn't want those drugs, he wanted to control it himself, and perhaps with those abilities gain power. Dio said nothing to this, only that he would be watching and monitoring him, which Diego accepted.

Dio thought that he could take advantage of this, he would not tell Diego that he is Superior Spider, never, but he could take advantage of him and his powers in his favor.

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A few weeks ago:

When the incident occurred in D.I.O they didn't realize that two spiders were missing afterwards, they had found almost all of them crushed even the spider that bit Narancia, but the ladybug spider (from Hot Pants) and the peacock spider did not appear.

Shortly after escaping from the building, a peacock spider landed on the shoulder of a blond boy in a wheelchair, and bit him. It ended up crushed.

To be Continued>>>

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Jonathan/Spider-Sun's new suit:

Read the tags please

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

wanna do extremely late don't judge orihime week prompts and i'm torn for day 6 (xover), help a hoe choose

[wibbley-wobble]

Jojo is really fun because it’s a story about a generational curse from grandfather to grandson to grandson to daughter except not really because grandson(1) had a different tangentially related curse to deal with so the generational curse follows grandfather to great great grandson to daughter except that’s not the full picture so the curse actually follows grandfather to grandson(1) to grandson(2) to bastard uncle to great uncle-slash-first cousin twice removed to great great grandniece-slash-first cousin four times removed. But like previously said they don’t really count because grandson (1), bastard uncle, and great uncle slash first cousin twice removed curses are all butterfly effect problems from the original curse except maybe not grandson (1) since he helps grandson (2) with his generational curse quest. However, great uncle slash first cousin twice removed is a bit of an oddity since instead of necessarily dealing with the family curse he is the product of the family curse. This is also not accounting for when the universe gets reset.

AND they’re all named Jojo.

[worthyofmygrace]

Yesterday was Gappy's birthday. Happy birthday!!!

I really really wanna see Gappy and Yasuho coming back in part 9, and when I saw the tweet at the last slide, I got a great idea. I am eager to have Josuke meeting his piece of shit cousin, who would love his baby, ofc.

[Long Description]:

First image has three digital illustrations all gathered in one white canvas.

The most noticeble one is a digital painting redraw of a scene from the movie Across The Spiderverse, in which the characters of Peter B Parker and Mary Jane have been replaced by Josuke Higashikata and Yasuho Hirose from Jojo part 8. The image is a shot of them in a dark room only illuminated by the blue lights that come through a non visible window. They are bending down to see the inside of a cradle of which we can see its railing. There's a yellow text that simulates being captions of the dialogue Yasuho is saying, it says: "Josuke, did you bring our baby to another fight?"

The other two drawings are just black and white sketches of Josuke standing with a sun-glasses-wearing baby in a kangaroo carrier, and another one of Jodio Joestar sitting down with the same baby on his lap reading a book. His speech bubble says: "The pig says: "You have the right to remain silent.""

The next image is a Twitter screenshot of user @/radiantaeonstar saying "As much as I want Dragona to end up being the new continuity equivalent to Jolyne, I also really like the alternative scenario of Gappy pulling a Peter B. Parker and showing up in Jojolands with a daughter who has her own stand ability." And a reply by user @/pozonii_ (me) that only says "SHIZUKA!!" in all caps.

[End of LD]