#the concept of josuke being a model has me crying and sobbing and wanting to hug him he deserves this
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Josuke being the single gay aroace cousin™ of the Joestars might actually be my favorite thing about him. I wish I were him, actually. Bloodline keeps going so no need for romance or kids. Only money from deadbeat dad and nepobabyism. Mr.Gucci-Vogue-LouisVuitton-Prada-Chanel-Balenciaga-RalphLauren-Versace-Armani-Moschino-Dior. His mom's like "are you not going to have kids or get married" and he's like "I'd rather wear thrifted clothes than dating". He actually lives with Okuyasu and everyone thinks they're dating and please don't ask them because they don't know either but what they do know is that Josuke has a flight the next day to go to Italy because his modeling agency asked him to go and Okuyasu is having a breakdown because "what if you like their cooking more than mine" and Josuke won't stop rolling his eyes and going "they could never be better than you" and then he comes back with a thousand of millions of bags saying he did "a little shopping over there" and half of the bags are just shoes.
#aroaspec josuke i love you i love you#he's an icon he's the moment he's the best jojo actually#forget all the times i said joseph is my favorite jojo i like his son better sometimes#the concept of josuke being a model has me crying and sobbing and wanting to hug him he deserves this#let him do absolutely nothing for the rest of his life besides being rich and cool and pretty#what do you mean studying he doesn't do that 💀💀#his relationship with okuyasu is a qpr to me btw#or it's romantic but it sort of falls in an aroace umbrella#maybe he's demiromantic who knows THE POINT IS#the point is josuke is the gay cousin#all jojos are gay but he's the gayest i promise#jojo's bizarre adventure#josuke higashikata#okuyasu nijimura#josuyasu#< they have a thing going on don't ask me what exactly i will give you a different answer every time
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