#It’s so dumb but let me have this ok

[torchflies]

I’m just gonna…

No one knows how the sword got there. 

It’s sitting in a huge boulder in the parking lot of TOPGUN, it’s been there since before the school, before the base, legend says it’s been there since before settlers even came to California. 

All Mav knows is that it’s been tradition for every TG graduate to try yanking the damn thing out. 

He goes last, still destroyed from losing Goose, and doesn’t bother lingering on the words etched on the base of the rock that nobody has ever been able to read, or bothered to translate for the masses. 

He just closes his hands around the base of the hilt and yanks, when it easily slips out — he assumes he’s broken it for half-a-second before it all comes rushing back. 

“Merlin.” Mav whispers from on top of the rock, staring down at Ice for the first time in a very long time. At the same time, Ice looks at him with a recognition far older than them both, a curtain finally pulled away as he furiously blinks, shaking his head in disbelief and joy. 

The rest of the flyboys too, move to encircle the rock and stare up at him — it’s not a round table, but it might as well be. 

Slider breaks out into a grin that’s been centuries in the making, “Took your sweet time getting here, didn’t you, sire?” 

Shhh… let me have this, I’ve been crying about this for two hours. 

[funkbun]

i think it's funny how floofy n beffica are leading that Evil Grumpuses poll cause to me they're two completely different levels of "Shitty Person" lol

they're like this to me

[m4rs-ex3]

it kinda just clicked for me that archdragons have their name name and then the title they receive(?) as an archdragon, ie "anak araw" -> "sol regem", which is really cool but like *shakes by the shoulders* WHERE ARE ZUBEIA AND AVIZANDUM'S!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!

[ganondoodle]

Sorry ab the shitty English translations/localizations, it's bc they think that Americans won't get it otherwise (bc when we act stupid, we act REALLY stupid), our bad 💀

[keirientez]

band au rahhhhhhhhhhh

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

[nereb-and-dungalef]

I keep drinking coffee thinking it's gonna make me Productive and then instead of doing the work I actually have to do I just compulsively make spreadsheets :(

[helluvahotmess]

saw a thumbnail insinuating that blitz is 'overhated' and i still dont think ive ever seen this character actually receive a crumb of genuine hate before

[arachnerd-8-legs]

im getting real sick of 'intelligence'

who decided reading books and writing counted as intelligence? who decided that getting high scores on a strict, unfeeling system meant you were better than everybody? who decided that people should be turned into numbers, tie their worth in society into numbers, to compare people on a scale that ultimately does not matter, so that the people who didn't dump everything to perform for it are berated and the people who did end up with nothing?

who decided not reading or writing was a lack of intelligence? who decided that living differently to them was a sign of lower 'societal worth' than those who conformed?

[bleetusmcyeetus]

Istg I’m gonna start tweaking out. Bro. I found the most gorgeous ethereal amazing wonderful art of Puppet and it was clippet ship art which is fine, it was still fantastic art, but then people started dragging treasurebox in the comments like BRO. NOW I CANT ENJOY IT ANYMORE. Ajdhsjhdjsvsvznxndjsbjxettwo

[eager-wolfboy]

How is half an espresso martini making me this blitzed wtf

[stillgotme]

if i had a nickel for every time i rendered naiyana and antonio kissing near a big window looking out to space underneath blue and red lights i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[satoriberry]

tha terf paradox of promoting acceptance of oneself's biological nature and not changing it for societal ideologies but then turning around and criticizing any person that has a different perception of their biological nature that doesn't immediately enter the "male or female" binary hmmm,,,,

[chokehoe]

Sobbing somebody save me from alnst

[whentherewerebicycles]

question: when you're starting a new job, what do you most want out of your first week of onboarding? what's most helpful for you to know/understand upfront? also... what's not helpful? tell me your onboarding nightmare stories too lol

[fullmoonfireball]

wait oh my god people who only know Olimar from Smash have no idea how deep his voice is