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guy that crashed into the christmas market in germany is an anti-islam ex-muslim atheist and now you've got bitches writing think pieces about how atheism is just as dangerous as far-right ideology LMFAO yeah right

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damn bitch we see them

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i feel like there's no way to defend female modesty without at least 50% of the argument relying on....victim blaming.....

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crossing fingers and toes,,,,,,nugu u20 members in next additional time,,,,wakatsuki,,,chou kento,,,,hayu,,,,teru,,,,nugu players please. please nugu players.

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it's so hilarious how yukimiya is canonically the unluckiest character, i imagine he would have such a hard time trying to impress his crush.

being a model, yukimiya knows his angles and how to carry himself, but somehow, you never catch him in the most flattering positions. the first time you meet, you see him trying to catch the snack his friend was going to throw into his mouth, but his friend sneezes right when the snack is launched and yukimiya gets hit in the eye (yes, the snack somehow gets past his glasses. how does that even happen?). on another day, he sees you stranded at a bus stop near the school because it's pouring and you didn't have an umbrella, but when he walks towards you in hopes of getting to share his umbrella with you, he slips on a puddle and lands on his butt with a splash.

while yukimiya always has a smile on his face, his close friends would know that it isn't always genuine, and behind his polite friendliness, he loved to gossip. the unfortunate thing is, you've caught him more than once in a less than ideal situation. for example, after politely rejecting a classmate's confession, he turned around to roll his eyes because she could barely give a good reason beyond his looks for why she had feelings for him, just for you to be right in front of him to see his scoff up close. ah, not to mention that one time you overheard yukimiya snickering with his friends about a teacher looking like a turtle. it still keeps him up at night sometimes.

yukimiya knows that it's impossible to keep up his smile all the time, but at the very least, he wants you to always see him smiling, so he makes sure to try extra hard whenever you're around. or at least whenever he thinks you're around.

it's one of those days when everything is just a little too much to bear, so yukimiya excuses himself from soccer training to catch a breath in a corner of the school compound, hidden from view behind a vending machine. but of course, it's just his luck that you happen to use the one next to him, out of all the vending machines in the school. he brushes off your concern when you ask why he's crouched on the ground, and he slaps on a smile as he tries to distract you with some small talk. yet, you seem unconvinced, so you buy him a drink and crouch next to him.

in your bid to comfort him, you recount the silly situations you've seen him in, not realising that he's burying his face deeper into his hands with every word you say. you let it slip that you think these sides of him are cute, and although many, including himself, think of yukimiya as calm and composed, he looks up at you with wide eyes and an uncontrollable blush.

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ew a christian fundie interacted with me

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bro lowkey got a fatty

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"radical islam" i'm gonna beat the shit out of you right now im not kidding

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i put too much salt in my hot chocolate

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its been nine months,,,,i want to be free again,,,,,what the frigg man,,,,,

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I NEED AN ADDITIONAL TIME WITH THE U20 PLAYERS OR AT LEAST OLIVERRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i want to be higuruma's problematically young law student gf :(

sar eat??? i typed "stare" what the fuck is sar eat,,,,,,

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"When sleep overtakes us..."

⋆°• ☁︎ - Nap Date

Feat. Itsuki Wakatsuki

AN—I know that, according to his wiki and stuff, he has no personality and only shows up for three episodes, but I love him so much, and if the authors won't give him a personality, I will.

Your phone's notification sound went off for the first time today, at least for text messages. When the message came in it was surprising to see it was from no other than Itsuki Wakatsuki, it wasn't often that he had free time due to his football schedule, especially with being on the Japan team. The message wasn't as shocking as expected, you knew due to his busy schedule he was normally tired, so when you finally looked at it. It read: "..I'm tired, coming over."

It didn't surprise you that much. He normally was tired, and he loved being around you, even if he wasn't the best at verbally expressing it. It was only about 10 more minutes when he knocked on your door, giving you a slight smile when you came to open the door for him. However, the second he opened the door, he took your hand and headed back upstairs to your room. He was really only familiar with the one room, and that, of course, was the room where you two had most of your dates. Whether it be napping, watching movies, or just kinda hanging out. Seconds after you had stepped back into the room you were placed in the arms of your sleep-deprived boyfriend, making sure you were as close as humanly possible to him.

To him, there was nothing better in the world than being next to you and being in a place where napping was not frowned upon. After all, it was his favorite thing after you.

His eyes had closed the minute his head had hit the pillow, but luckily no matter how tired he was he would always make sure to give you a little kiss on whatever was closest to him, sometimes it being your arm, other times your cheek, before he fell asleep. It was only a few minutes before you slightly shifted turning around to ask him about how his morning practice went, just to be faced with the sleeping face of the dark green-haired boy. You couldn't help but smile, thinking about all the times people had related your boyfriend to an animal, more specifically, raccoons. The more you looked at him, the more you saw it yourself. The way he slightly curled himself up, and the way when he closed his eyes made his eyebags look a little bigger than they were, and just how adorable he looked.

A short amount of time passed before you were asleep yourself, and just before you fell asleep a little, 'I love you', had fallen from his unconscious lips, as he held you a bit tighter. You smiled as you drifted off, you couldn't be happier to have him, even if you're pretty sure he liked sleeping more then you.

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birthday gift for my friend

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having taken economics as a subject and having a restrictive ed is so funny bc at some point calories start ressembling money, and therefore anytime i start thinking about what and how i should eat something, it feels like i'm deciding upon my monthly spending budget what the flip man.

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got called a misandrist by some liberal dude on twitter for saying that misandry =/= misogyny