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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

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too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

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i just think this fb comment is great

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ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.

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i made this picture for fun :) i hope u like it

thanks! i turned it into a dvd menu

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sry to drown myself for ease of screenshot differentiation but if one more person responds to this post with some iteration of “this has never and will never happen to me lol” and i go to their blog and the first thing i see is a pinned post that is seriously just a list of the most dog water kids cartoons that make up their interests i am going to lose my mind. im so close.

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Abdelrahman Alanqer @alanqer is fundraising in order to escape Gaza with his mother and sister so that they can start anew! He has an education in multimedia technology and he hopes to persue a career! His future is very bright, please help him reach it safely ❤️❤️❤️

Destruction from Israeli attacks has taken almost everything from him, but he still dreams of a better future for himself and his remaining family ❤️

His campaign is currently a little more than two-thirds funded, with just under €10,000 more needed!

But the last donation was 3 days ago, at time of writing!

Please share what you can!! ❤️❤️ Thank you!!

(Vetted by association with my friend Nader @abdalsalam2000 )

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“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

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notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

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diggin in my butt

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lmfao awesome posttt [reblog attempt fails three times in a row] or at least it would be if it wasn't tired and ideologically flawed. sad

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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