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Yeah that tracks

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day

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sorry that i think lying about thinking i made up the salem witch trials is hilarious

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Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

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WHERE ARE THEY NOW: This Post

in the years since its publication, the “Devil’s Sacrament” post has taken on a life of its own, becoming a part of tumblr vernacular and even extending outside the sphere of social media in minute amounts.

the salem witch trials have since become a sensation, being referenced by authors, musicians, and artists alike, with many believing it to be factual events.

tumblr user beetledrink was found dead and gay in a clown nightclub in 2006

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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i’m lucky that it seems to be only affecting fairly old pieces i have no use for but sentimental value but :/

so yeah can anyone tell me what the goddamn hell happened to clip studio for me lol

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do we have any Kay’s Cooking fans in the house bc i can’t stop thinking about owning this shirt

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so yeah can anyone tell me what the goddamn hell happened to clip studio for me lol

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thesaurus.com save me

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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every time i see someone spew the “i can’t get along with lesbians because they’re mean” shit i’m like well actually have you checked if you’re a deeply unpleasant person, or if being mean to you is extremely funny?

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the cincinnati zoo is in possession of a wild grinch

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live and learn. crushing your penis with a big rock