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me and my band of dumbshits on our fuck machines

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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

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My top three rules for world building:

How are these bitches eating?

How do these bitches stay warm at night?

Who is paying for all of this bullshit?

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I will admit I have zoomed in on images in my time

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sorry. what the fuck was that?

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girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere

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maybe if i post my favorite insane onion clip here i can finally delete it from my phone and live in peace

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im doing it alone…doing it scared…but im doing it

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

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Watching a wolf spider very carefully navigate through and around some audio cables and wondering where he believes he is right now

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家主が　自分がえられるべき　ぬくさの

なんぱーせんとかを　オレがうばったといって

もんくをつけてるです

うっさいのです

My landlady claims that I'm stealing the some percent of all warmth that she can take...cut it out, huhhh

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that