#WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS

[konjiang]

No transmigration au where Airplane started a new story and invited/hired cucumber-bro as his beta reader/editor. The thing was that Airplane was writing under a different name, and SY also used a different name. Both are trying to keep their two accounts separate. Airplane would find out first and use that knowledge to fuck with SY by writing characters that sounded familiar.

For example: "Hongxin was revered as the war hero; dozens of beasts had met their end after crossing paths with him. Anytime someone looked at his face and saw that mole underneath his eyes, they would know who he was and immediately clear his path." However, it also included differences that made SY unable to tell if it was inspired by PIDW or just a generic xianxia character. Instead of having a sister, this character hates his family and slaughters them when they try to sell him to Demons.

Airplane did this shit over and over again until SY finally caught on. SY being SY. He would flip his balls and send Airplane a 20k Word doc complaining about the last chapter of PIDW and make Airplane rewrite the ending for him. Then, they became roommates...

And they were roommates!

[eiochevart]

Ah yes. Of course. It’s perfectly reasonable that the girl who faints at the sight of a needle is paying for a literal septum piercing

[mcrowann]

So far in making Good Omens in Chronological Order:

Fun.

[calcedon79]

Oh girls, I've got my work cut out for me: Formatting is done, print settings were of course wrong, so I could start again, without a calculator I am lost, but now everything is running. (Let's see how long)

[skylathescholarly]

why are scholarly articles about the 1899 newsboy strike so hard to find? this is totally not a niche subject that relatively few people are interested in 🤦🏻‍♀️

[clownboyskingdom]

Today is the day I die

[eager-wolfboy]

How is half an espresso martini making me this blitzed wtf

[ryathenaughtykitsune]

Late night working on a secret Santa project and have to work today. I'm not okay. Pray for me

[abby-the-druid]

Okay, for real, real question.

How the fuck are you actually supposed to write a dissertation? Like... there is no guidance? Is that my advisor or is that me?

I feel like someone said "Hey, write me a 150 page document about something you did over the course of the last 5 years."

And I said, "Okay, but like, how do you want that to look?" and no one answered.

And so I said, "but like, you think x y z should go in it, right?" and no one answered.

and so I said, "but like... how should I go about that?" and no one fucking answered.

So now, like as of a day ago, I was asked to have a completed dissertation to turn into my advisor NEXT WEEK.

So I've been doing the spongebob, right? Like staring down at paper, writing furiously, reading furiously, I have had a headache every day for at least 2 straight weeks; I have bags under the bags on my eyes - my fiancé literally told me I have 3 consecutive bags under each eye where they just keep getting worse; I am not sleeping well unless I take my large dose medicine; I am not tired, I am only tired, I am not hungry, my body does not feel normal, I am not bathing regularly, I am behind on chores and

I

STILL

DON'T

KNOW

WHAT THE FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO DO TO WRITE THIS.

What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? Like I'm going to give this a try but I cannot express how much I DO NOT KNOW what I'm doing.

And you say, but surely, Abby, in the last 5 years at this institution you've published right? Surely your advisor has kept up and made sure you're making good progress, right? Obviously, they have prepared you in some capacity, right?

I would say to you, unfortunately, no. No, I have not published a single first author pub in the last 5 years. My advisor has not kept up to the point over the summer we had not a single meeting -I need weekly meetings otherwise I fall into the void and am taken by the aether- and after waiting 3 months for him to give me feedback on my first paper - the first one I've written in any professional capacity - I am told to deliver a full thesis.

Somebody just fucking take me out brother. I am beyond lost at this point and feel like a failure.

Thanks for listening.

If you do have advice, it would be greatly appreciated because I'm losing my fucking mind.

[fortheloveofapples]

saying im writing my thesis: 🧠💅🏻❤️💪🏻🥰

writing my thesis: 💀🔪🩸🪓⚰️

[aidenumber]

I've come to a realization that I hate coding and I'm just gonna give up studying (why did I choose this major?? and why does it have to include coding as a part of it??)

[saraphina47]

First law exam today. Hopefully a goblin doesn’t come along and take all my memories of the past five weeks. 👍

[daenerystargaryensgirlfriend]

accidentally woke up at 3 to do revision because yesterday i didn't want to but my body is convinced that i need it

[melovrs]

I HATE UPDATING MY MASTERLIST i rather die before i update my masterlist

[themundanemudperson]

me: joins 2 different fic events that both have a 2k word minimum

also me: writes primarily one shots that barely hit 2k

[matchaloverlikesflannel]

Constantly torn between "I'm never gonna pass that exam, why do still study if it's all for nothing?" and "if I study really good I will pass"

Guess we'll find out sooner or later (tuesdayyyy)