#Incorrect Galra Quotes

[galraluver]

*after Keith joins the BoM*

Regris: Welcome to Fairy Tail, please leave your sanity at the door

Kolivan: *facepalms*

Antok: *whispers to Kolivan* He used the wrong line again

[fuckthisshitimin]

Lotor: *dramatically unties his hair*

Lotor: Was that in slo-mo for you too?

[galraluver]

Kolivan: Regris, and Keith. Your mission is to find out what's happening and resolve the issue as swiftly as possible. If you don't succeed-

Kolivan: *pauses for dramatic effect*

Kolivan: You'll get no more snacks

Regris and Keith:...

Kolivan: That was a joke, I promise you can have snacks. Please just laugh

[galraluver]

Throk: *laughs evily* Tis the season to be naughty!

[galraluver]

Sendak: I just thought of something, Hepta

Hepta: *cheers* Incredible!

Sendak: I didn't say what it was, yet

Hepta: Oh…

[galraluver]

Haxus: *Screams*

Throk: *Screams louder*

Haxus: *Screams even louder*

Throk: *Screeches his voice box into dust*

Haxus: *Continues screaming*

Zarkon: WHAT THE QUIZNAK ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS A WAR ZONE NOT A QUIZNAKING SINGING CONTEST??!?

Regris: *Uses the resonance blaster*

Everyone: ...

Haxus: (begrudgingly) Okay you win-

[galraluver]

‘Can I copy your Homework?'

Regris: Yeah, I can help you with it!

Hepta: Yeah, sure!

Throk: HAH Homeworks for NERDS

Antok: LOL, nope

Blofar: Wait, we had homework??

Sniv: *Read 5:15pm*

[galraluver]

Sniv and Hepta: *spying on Ladnok*

Sniv: What's she doing now?

Hepta: Smelling a flower

Sniv: Holy guacamole! I wonder what that means?

Hepta: Probably that the flower smells good

[galraluver]

Keith: *to Ezor and Zethrid* Stop! You are going to put that back and I will turn you over to whatever authorities deal with you, and then Acxa and I are going on a perfect, normal date!

[galraluver]

Krolia: Alright everyone, settle down! If we don't get to sleep soon we're going to hate ourselves in the morning

Kolivan and Antok: *in sync* I already hate myself

Krolia: *concerned* We're definitely talking about that tomorrow…

[galraluver]

*during a mission long ago*

Thace: Okay, listen up, I hate two things; secrets and liars. So you're going to tell us everything you know about that tech and what you meant about kidnapping or I'll let my friend here cut loose

Haxus: *not phased from the threat*

Ulaz: That's not happening

Thace: Then now I'll cut loose!

Ulaz: *to Thace* please don't threaten people, it's wrong

Thace: Fine. Tell us what you know or my friend here will worry excessively about your welfare

Haxus: Worry about? Are you kidding me? He's the one taking us!

Thace and Ulaz: *look at each other with confusion*

[galraluver]

Thace: *eating a sandwich*

Ulaz: *trying to meditate* Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe

Thace: And I am trying to become one with this pastrami sandwich

[galraluver]

*at a new café at the space mall*

Cute waitress: Are you ready to order?

Sendak: Yeah; I'll take the honey bunny rainbow pancakes, please

Haxus: *thinking*: That's the Sendak I know, just jumps in with no fear*

Haxus: And you can give me one of those fruity little beauty sorbes

[galraluver]

Kolivan: I'm at a loss for words

Antok *narrating* Despite this, he went on to lecture everyone in the base for the next five hours and forty-five minutes

[galraluver]

Zarkon: I really miss my crew

Zarkon: Sendak... Morvok... Blah

Zarkon: I forget all their names

[galraluver]

Zarkon: This was a 100% successful trip

Krax: We lost Morvok AND Lotor!

Zarkon: This was a 100% successful trip