#Incorrect Galra Quotes

[galraluver]

*after Keith joins the BoM*

Regris: Welcome to Fairy Tail, please leave your sanity at the door

Kolivan: *facepalms*

Antok: *whispers to Kolivan* He used the wrong line again

[salmoninzeeweed]

Guys that scene where shiro got married to that guy (I forgot), it was actually klance getting married but we were just in such deep disbelief that we hallucinated it being shiro and that guy!!! Klance got married guys, they're canon and they kissed and lived happily ever after together and explored space in peace and lance didn't go back to the farm guys he's still a pilot!!! Lance and Keith are married and super happy and they will always be happy in space!!!!!!

[lilcatastrophe]

tosses y’all some more vld textposts while i work on a new drawing

[alien-slushie]

[What I think would happen if Keith was raise the the BOM and later went to Earth]

Regris: The Desert! Count how many sand there is here Keith! That's your first Earth mission.

Keith: Okay. One...two...three...

Acxa: Why the *Galra Cuss* would you make him do that?!

Regris: It passes the time.

Acxa: It's going to take so long!

Keith: ....9...10...11...

Acxa: Regis; It's going to be so annoying!

Regis: I'm curious what the biggest number is.

Acxa: No he's just gonna be counting forever!

Keith: ...27...28...

[keithkog]

Pidge: You can actually bite your own finger off, but the myth that it would require the same force as biting a carrot is false. Unless you have galra teeth, in which case it is pretty easy to-

Lance: What the fuck dude can we just watch The Nightmare before Christmas in peace?

Me: Tries to bite my finger.

Lance: Pushes my hand down.

-Keith

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Galra!Keith: My hero

Lance: Would you mind giving your hero a name?

Keith: Sure, I know lots of names. You don't have one?

Lance: No, I do! It's Lance! I just wanted to know yours.

Keith: Oh. It's Keith

[angstandhappiness]

Neat

Lance: Oh come on Allura! It’ll be fun! I heard some students from Galra High will be there as well.

Allura: *mumbling under her breath* Thats the reason why i dont want to play

*Group of kids sit around a bottle, Allura spins not caring to bother looking up.*

Everyone: …..

Lance: Hey Allura-

Allura: *looks up to see it pointing at a blushing lotor.*

Allura: F•ck.

[s1lverpaladin]

List of requests (21)

This is the list of pending requests I've accepted to make but haven't posted yet, if you want to request one feel free to ask!

- #1 Punk edit (anonymous request)

- #2 Kidge/Shatt based on a fic or a favorite moment from a story featuring either ship (anonymous request)

- #3 Lotor as a Blade of Marmora edit (anonymous request)

- #4 Plance with Pidge visiting Lance's farm in Post-Canon (anonymous request)

- #5 Punk with Pidge wearing Hunk's bandana (anonymous request)

- #6 Adam edit (anonymous request)

- #7 Kidge hug for @ladieboog

- #8 Kidge future kiss (anonymous request)

- #9 Lotura as Katara and Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender (anonymous request)

- #10 Kidge with Galra Pidge (anonymous request)

- #11 Three Kidge children for @annoyinglyjovialbird

- #12 Kidge with Keith in a suit and tie and Pidge in a dress (anonymous request)

- #13 Keith with a black acoustic guitar for @incorrect-kidge-quotes

- #14 Lotura VLD/Pokémon edit with Gengar and Jigglypuff (anonymous request)

- #15 Adam with Mexican flag (anonymous request)

- #16 Kacxa sunset scene (anonymous request)

- #17 Group Season 7 ending with Romelle, Pidge, Krolia, Kosmo, and Acxa waiting for Keith to wake up (anonymous request)

- #18 Lotura as Chloé/Queen Bee and Luka/Viperion from Miraculous Ladybug (anonymous request)

- #19 Plance first date after canon (anonymous request)

- #20 Kidge future (anonymous request)

- #21 Post-Season 8 Kidge wedding for @kidge-planet

[fuckthisshitimin]

Acxa: Which is worse? Ignorance or apathy?

Zethrid: I don't know and I don't care.

[moonboykeith]

lance in middle of an existential crisis : can't believe that the universe is currently losing to purple space cats and that my boyfriend is a hybrid between human and said space cats.

keith: what the hell?? galrans aren't space ca-

lance : [points red laser dot towards the wall]

keith:

[incorrectmegazarak]

Keith: Puns are the lowest form of humor.

Keith: Actually, they’re not even funny.

Corrin: This relationship is a nightmare.

[galraluver]

*during the annual BoM barbecue*

Regris: *stabs an alien onion-like vegetable with a knife*

Ilun: *screeches with terror*

Ilun: No! You're the last person we need cutting veggies with those knife skills!

Regris: What knife skills? Don't you just stab it?

Ulaz: And that's when he killed the onion, your honor

Regris: Hey! Shut up!

Ilun: *takes the knife from Regris and makes him sit down* Leave this to the professionals. You, sit

Thace: *picks takes the knife from Ilun* I'll do it

Ilun: *horrified* That's an even worse idea

Ulaz: Hell is real

Ilun: Listen to reason!

Ulaz: God help us

Thace: *cuts veggie without a problem, surprising everyone*

[waywardork]

No one:..

Not a single soul:..

Not even lance:..

Krolia: SUPRISE SHAWTY

[alien-slushie]

[In an AU where Keith is one of Lotor's Generals]

Lotor: Look, let's just cut right to the chase here Paladins of Voltron. What's it gonna take for you guys to say 'yes'? Money? Weapons?... Keith?

Keith: Excuse me?!

Lotor: What? It's a compliment!

Keith: Wow, Your Highness, I thought you didn't have magic, but look at you, turning people into trophies!

[bisociallyawkwardandchad]

Veronica: And, um Abuelita, this is my girlfriend, Axca.

Axca: *waving shyly* Greetings.

Abuelita: Oh well, your kids sure like going gay for those purple aliens.

Mrs. McClain: MOTHER!

Lance and Veronica: ABUELITA!

Keith and Axca: She is right, tho-

[voltroniacal]

Lotor: You heard that I was a bitch, right?

Lotor: Well, that's not just a rumor

Lotor: It's true