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trick or treat 👻

take my favorite 4chan sheith post. I think about it daily <3

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i hate lotor, and i say that with the utmost love

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Lance: You have beautiful eyes

Keith: Thanks, I need them to see

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Lotor: You heard that I was a bitch, right?

Lotor: Well, that's not just a rumor

Lotor: It's true

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Pidge: This system is the oldest thing in the Garrison.

(bumps into Iverson)

Pidge: I was wrong.

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Keith: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch I know.

Lance: "Might be"? There's someone else? Who are they?

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Lance: So, you come here often?

Keith:

Keith: You just walked into my lion.

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Keith: Fuck AND marry Shiro, I'll kill everyone else

Lance: That's not how this game works.

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Lance: I can tell that you want me

Keith: To leave, yeah

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Lance: But you hated your childhood; you had a terrible time.

Keith: I never said that.

Lance: You didn't have to say anything. I just looked at your life now and worked backwards.

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Lance: So how did you discover you liked guys?

Keith: I looked at Shiro and I was like NIIIIICE

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Shiro: You call that a diplomatic solution?

Keith: No, I call it aggressive negotiations.

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Keith: My name is Keith, the Black Paladin, and I speak for Voltron.

Keith: Voltron says fuck you, Lotor.

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Galra: You are a traitor to our kind!

Krolia: Good! I want to be.

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You really know how to put the "dick" in "dictatorship."

Lance, about Lotor

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Shiro: I HAVE GLAMOROUS CALVES AND A MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE

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*something blows up*

Shiro: Keith, what did you do?!

Keith: My best