#Incorrect VLD Quotes

[bluemanticism]

shiro: me and my boyfriend—

lance: you’re GAY?

shiro: yes, lance.

lance: sorry i ever doubted you my slayful queen

shiro: this feels like a macroagression

lance: slay boots pussy yas the house down, shiro, and keep fighting the good fight. thanks for being a trailbrazer. love to see older gays happy.

shiro:

shiro: im 28

[demiboydemon]

There are two wolves inside of you…

[bluemantics]

Lance, staring at Keith training: god. He thinks he’s hot shit defeating all those bots. Look at him, swinging his sword like he thinks he’s a samurai or something! And these flips are not necessary. I bet his ego is growing every time he beats a stupid drone and we are all just LETTING. IT. HAPPEN. Someone needs to kick his ass and show him he’s not all that!

Meanwhile, in Keith’s head: I wonder if Taco Bell still sells the Crunchwrap supreme. I hope we haven’t been away long enough that the Crunchwrap supreme is discontinued.

[theocanhavemyheart]

Pidge: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—

Lotor, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Pidge: I'M NOT DONE!

Pidge: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

[alien-slushie]

Lance, sighing: Sometimes I think you deserve so much better.

Keith, confused beyond belief: But you're the best.

[callmesero]

*on the phone*

Lance: "You crashed?! Are you okay?!"

Keith: "I'm in an ambulance, I'm fine."

Shiro: "You've got two broken ribs, you're not fine."

Keith: "I've got two broken ribs, I'm fine."

Lance: "Keith!"

[shreayy]

Keith: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Lance: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Keith: Holy moly-

Keith: Wow, they really hate us. Lance: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Keith: But we’re not gay, Lance. Lance: Keith: Lance: We’re not?

Lance: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Keith: …Have you never taken a shower before?

Lance: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Keith: That's great, Lance. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Lance: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Keith: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Lance: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Hunk: Hey, what have you two been up to? Pidge: We were helping Lance write their vows, but they kicked us out because Shiro was making inappropriate suggestions. Shiro: How is “Keith, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

[salmoninzeeweed]

Lance, about keith: Yeah I mean, he's a little autistic and awkward but he's not THAT bad at people!

Hunk: Didn't he say your skin looks lickable as an attempt to flirt once

Lance: ...Well-

[paladudley]

Lance, pointing at Keith: Shiro, he called me the “B” word!

Keith, turning around: “Motherfucker” doesn’t start with a “B”

Shiro, trying not to laugh: Oh- *clears throat* Keith apologise right now.

Lance: ARE YOU LAUGHING?

Shiro, smirking: No, no! Just, um, hayfever!

Lance: WHAT? BUT WE’RE ON A SPACESHIP? A SHIP IN SPACE, AWAY FROM THE POLLEN!?

Shiro: *busts out laughing* I’M SORRY-

[alienboy51]

lance: all i'm saying is, a girl is interested in me, and i'm not going to ignore it.

keith: lance, i want you

lance:

lance: you want me to what?

keith: um, um-

lance: forget what you were gonna say? happens to me all the time

[shitty-voltron]

Lance: *walks into a door*

Keith: he’s so stupid. I can’t believe I’m gonna kiss him

Pidge: well you don’t have to

Keith: no I’m gonna

[bluemanticism]

(last episode of vld season 8)

shiro: turns out the legendary defender was the friends we made along the way!!

keith: yeah!!! also I am NOT gay for lance

lance: so true! and IIII am incredibly secure in myself!

pidge: my struggle with gender identity is defined and clear!

hunk: and i was given a ton of attention this whole journey!

allura: and i resolved all my trauma!

they all high-five. allura dies and slaps lance with some sweet non-consensual tattoos. hunk becomes a chef and abandons his friends. pidge turns into a computer because that’s easier than dealing with matt. shiro gets older. keith does some emo shit. everyone is happy or whatever

[demiboydemon]

[bluemantics]

Keith: Lance seems upset. What's wrong with him?

Hunk: aw, that's sweet of you to notice, dude! I think he's just a little low on self-esteem after today's training exercise.

Keith: I'll try to help

Hunk: omg. okay. well. good luck i guess?

Later....

Keith, walking very suddenly up to Lance in the common room: I heard you felt bad after training, Lance.

Lance: yeah man... here to rub it in?

Keith: no. I just wanted to tell you that you can be attractive sometimes, but only when you aren't trying too hard and being annoying as fuck.

Lance, confused, feeling both worse and better: ... ah?

Keith, inwardly: mission success. I'm really getting better at this friendship thing.

[theocanhavemyheart]

Shiro: And now for a gay update with Keith

Keith: Getting gayer.

Shiro: Thank you, Keith

[alien-slushie]

[Galtean AU]

Keith: Is this you asking me on a date?

Lance: As if I'd be so bold, I mean, your boyfriend is right there!

Keith: Ugh no! I'm just his bodyguard.

Lotor: Can you maybe sound a little less offended? I'm right here!