#Incorrect Cornley Quotes

[abcwordsurge]

Sandra: Just saw Chris struggling with a pickle jar and Robert said "allow me" just to tighten it more

[incorrectcornleyversequotes]

Sandra: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 

Max: You are my reward. 

Meanwhile…

Chris: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 

Trevor: True, you can be really difficult at times. 

[bluesakura007]

Trevor: “Wasn’t iCarly that guy who girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?”

Chris: …

Chris: “ICARUS?!”

Quote source: Tumblr

[my-random-shit-blog]

[sapphic-songbird]

Introducing the cornley drama society as things said in my debate club part 2 because none of you can escape me

Chris: no that's murder!

Robert: ah but in what context?

Chris: taking a human life!?

Trevor: how can you be seduced ?

Chris:...no

Annie: what- what are you doing?

Vanessa, curled in the tightest ball she can on the floor: I'm trying to be my own weighted blanket

Max: I'm gonna go eat glitter

Sandra: please no its only 8:49 am

Vanessa, on the verge of tears: I'm here and nothing good has ever happened to me

Robert: I think could only fight two old men at once, but I could probably fight 4 children

Jonathan: well I think that depends on how you define old men and children

Chris: And I think I don't want to be a part of this conversation

Max: I think that went well! You know we all did the best we could and I'm proud of us.

Annie and Trevor: *start laughing*

Trevor: you know I was starting to hope we could all come together to make one functioning person but we've failed at even that.

Chris: it's a miracle were not all dead.

Dennis, being 100% genuine: maybe we already are.

Chris, too tired to correct him: ...yeah perhaps.

[gracieblood]

this is a mix of different fandoms because i couldn’t decide what to do but whatever.

TMR: thomas: im 10 times funnier than you and 10 times sexier than you. gally: but 10 x 0 is still 0. thomas: jokes on you, i can’t do math.

ST: mike: are you a big spoon or a little spoon? max: im a knife. lucas, from across the room: she’s a little spoon.

RWCH: jamie: don’t worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve. lottie: i- i think you mean cards? jamie, pulling knives out of his sleeve: i do not.

CORNLEY DRAMA SOCIETY: dennis, texting robert: help!!! im being kidnapped!!! robert: where are you? dennis: in a car with a strange person. help!!! robert: okay, i’ll call chris. chris, answering robert’s call: hello? robert: where’s dennis??!! he told me he’d been kidnapped! chris: what do you mean? he’s right next to me- chris: chris: i’ll call you back chris, to dennis: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!!! dennis: WHO ARE YOU??!!

SUPERSTORE: garrett: hey, dina, whaddaya call a fish with no eyes? dina, instantly without looking up: myxine circifrons. garrett: garrett: fsh.

[justaw3ird0]

Dennis: When I was a kid, Chris told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Max: They are!

Dennis: FOR REAL?

Max: No! Why did you fall for it again?

[emiko-matsui]

Chris, introducing play of the week: How's everyone doing tonight?

Audience: [cheers/claps]

Dennis, backstage: It's actually been a rough few months

[dolphelecat]

Armand feeding Santiago his line: "Because she discovered the murder." Santiago: She discovered her own murder? Armand: How could she discover her own murder? Have you not read the script? Santiago: I read my lines.

[not-mary-sue]

Chris: So we all agree Max isn't allowed to drink anymore.

Max: Come on, I wasn't that bad.

Sandra: You drew on everyone with highlighter because 'we're important'.

Max: Because you are!

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

if you're in the cornley fandom and want to watch a webseries with the same sort of vibes, please watch freelancers by jk studios. because the video production company has the exact same vibes as the cornley drama society. both seasons are available for free on youtube.

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Dennis: I'm so clumsy today, I keep bumping into things. I have so many bruises, it's not even funny

Chris: (who moved all the furniture two inches to the left to mess with Robert) What? That's wild

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Robert: You almost got us killed!

Trevor: …

Trevor: You’ve nearly gotten us killed a dozen times.

Trevor: Yesterday.

[ashidentshappen]

Please keep making them they’re so accurate

more <3 i can’t stop making these help

[honeynon11]

Incorrect Cornley Quotes from The Incorrect Quotes Generator- 6

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Chris: Could you tell them to stop yelling at the football?

Sandra: Football? They’re watching last night’s Bake Off.

Dennis: Look at that sponge!

Max: That’s rubbish!

Trevor: Temper your chocolate, you twat!