#mischief comedy

[smallbitterman]

“average show has 3 injuries per performance” factoid actually just statistical error. average show has 0 injuries per performance. Cornley Georg, who has 2 actors get knocked unconscious every 10 minutes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[stars-irises]

More cornley polytechnic drama society text posts (this time not only Robert) because these are ridiculously fun to make

[trashpidgeon48]

Imagine you're just a normal person and you decide to take your family to the local theatre to see a show. It's going to be a delightfully fun time for the whole family. But then things just start going wrong, not in the normal way where somebody forgets a line, a sound cue goes off early, or someone forgets when to come in. No. Like the ENTIRE set starts falling apart, one guy can't seem to remember his own lines (he remembers other peoples' lines??? for some reason???), one guy can't enter the stage, one guy keeps cheesing at the audience, and multiple people get knocked out and injured. You're thinking about calling an ambulance or something. But they just keep going. By the time they get to the end you're surprised that they are still alive and actively fear for their safety. You later learn that this is NORMAL??? That they are getting funded because two of their members are nepo babies and they had appeared on the BBC multiple times??? There are people who go and see the shows because of how awful they are??? They are the living embodiment of Murphy's Law??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

[princessofwhiteshadows]

[hellorhighrollers]

[chrisbeansprmanager]

[styx-the-stick]

ive made another one! nancy's response is my fav honestly (i also love josh's response bc you can absolutely tell its true when the person after begins to speak)

[personinthepalace]

The Comedy About Spies - Royal Variety Performance 2024

[iambecomeahamburger]

jonathan isn't in the car

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

please excuse the poor quality, i made this on a random burst of energy. anyway here you go.

[capaldis-kidneys]

[smallbitterman]

GIFS FROM MISCHIEF’S LATEST ROYAL VARIETY PERFORMANCE (mostly people entering and my fave jokes)

[stars-irises]

Back to my roots (Cornley textposts)

[gcballet]

Mischief Movie Night In 2020-21 as Headlines

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[act2drama]

I feel one of the most underrated aspects of Mischief Movie Night In is Henry Shields' constant unparalleled determination to either play the villain or else make things as un-family-friendly as is humanly possible.

Or both. Usually both.

[vees-wax]

The back of Henry Shields head is so much fun to cross stitch apparently.

Maybe this needs to become a series (The back of Henry Shields head and …)

(Bryony’s took about seven hours because there wasn’t a background, Charlie and Ellie’s both took about eleven hours each. Between 30 and 50 colours in each)