#ipswitch it up

[an-honest-puck]

a collection of highlights and viewing notes from 'Ipswitch It Up' because I don't have the time to liveblog while watching but I do have thoughts

not Nancy Emmy gleefully declaring that Ipswitch It Up would be a musical and knowing full well that the cast were not musical-officianados

the biggest hightlight was watching Shields go down in flames LMAO

jokes, the real highlight was 'Physically' and Sue Harrison's sweet rap skills!!!!!

I mean, those run-on rhymes?? we love to see it!!!!!!!

also, Sue just straight up naming all the lads as women was such a power move lol

(yo listen Sue carried Ipswitch It Up and that's the hill I'll die on lmao)

oh and Niall having the funniest rhyming night lolol

the iconic: "the time is now, you're here by a bridge / here in the town of Ip-puh-suh-witch" - Niall

plus: "look at each other, feel the feels / here we are just two young pe(o)-peels" - Niall

probs why Dave decided he'd roast the hell out of Niall in this one LOL (it's ok tho because Dave's other character becomes the sidekick of Niall's character Simon so he's not lonely!!! :') lowkey v wholesome tbh lol)

"I'm sorry Simon, it's not a banger, it's just another clanger- you've really dropped the ball" - Dave, while giggling

with all due respect Josh Elliot wtf is your voice because it is so fckn good?!

the man knows how to create a damn good overlapping melody!!!!!! wtf!!!!!! I was so impressed!!!!!!!

Dave absolutely leading the charge as the Dance Captain of Mischief lolol

Mike and Harry just trying their best to stay out of it LMAO

except for the one song Harry features in, where he just tells another character to shut up XD

oh and that brief dance break that Harry started in 'Physically' which ended up being a showcase for Shields' random party trick of being able to do the worm?????? who even is this willowy man????????

speaking of Shields, we do have to acknowledge the absolute clanger of a night that man had PFFF LOL

so much regret visible on his face lmaooooo (thank you and mad props to the camera team for showing it XD)

I mean, there isn't much more to say except reference the 'smoke a pipe' rhyme - if you know you know (and you probably know XD)

and of course: "Are they upset? Are they upset?! You know what I'm upset about?!? I'VE RUN OUT OF COCAINE!!!!" - Shields

but fr, despite the chaos of this one, it actually has one of the sadder endings of a Mischief Movie Night In, so we absolutely gotta applaud Sue and Josh for carrying the emotion in this one

(and also again, just give mad props to Sue for riding the wave of chaos that comes with trying to wrangle all those lads LOL /affectionate)

[an-honest-puck]

to quote oscar: this is a family friendly international global stream also the way harry just couldn't stay in character after he almost got hit in the face and was just trying not to giggle throughout the scene and immediately reached for shields' shoulder lol dave in the back squeezing his mouth shut to stop himself from laughing niall not even trying to hide it I love that mike is the only one who doesn't break via @could-have-beens

Henry Shields + making Mischief Movie Night In a ‘family friendly’ show 1/?

➜ Ipswich It Up, 07/17/2021

[xeansicemane]

So there's a fun/dramatic incoming scene in my Lancer game, running through the In Golden Flame setting.

One of my players' characters, a UIB agent, has been AWOL for a whole chapter because they just learned a Terrible Secret about themselves - until fairly recently there was a couple years of memory missing that they found out was self-inflicted. Upon regaining that memory they immediately threw themselves into some deeply dangerous bullshit, leaving the team, the Hell's Gate Strategic Response Team, one pilot short.

In-narrative, the team was thankfully on good enough terms with hit omninet streaming sensation Ipswitch Delacy that they agreed to fill the open slot in the team comp.

So we're getting to the end of the chapter, the Big Dramatic Rescue of the aforementioned UIB agent is on the literal horizon, and we're basically queueing up a scene that amounts to "my friends, my loved ones, the team that accepted who I am have come to save me even if I've done terrible things. Also Markiplier is here?"

[3n-vee]

Really just gotta post my updated kiddos. Boy everyone just got a MAJOR glow up!! All of these kiddos are pokejinkas for an RP group I'm in (though I write all these characters in other contexts as well!)

Top Pic (left to right): - Annie Danaher (Sceptile) - Raphael Castorini (*Spiritomb*) - Milo Castorini (Pincurchin) - Ipswitch (Clefable) - Tanner T Gloster (Noivern)

Bottom Pic: -"Aquamarine" Leialoha (Palafin) Left: Hero Mode Right: Zero Mode Though she is most assuredly a 10~ >3c

[kaasiand]

I have also started playing emulated splatoon! It's fun, but it's sad that i can't change up my clothes becaude you need internet (?) to go to the shop (??? Why)

Are there any mods you'd suggest?

there’s coxxs’s public-pchtxt offline patches on github (they’re just text files; they contain what’s essentially a collection of small game tweaks that you can individually enable or disable by changing the @ enabled or @ disabled at the start of each one. the yuzu modding help page has instructions on where to put IPSwitch exeFS mods like this one, might be similar on ryujinx but not sure. also, with every game update you gotta get the corresponding new version of the pchtxt file)

also since you need cash/licences to obtain gear and weapons, which you can only get by playing online (which you can’t with this), there’s also the flexlion save editor which lets you obtain them simply by editing your save.

note that none of this is safe for online; the reason why you normally gotta be online to get gear/weapons is because (part of) your save data is stored both locally and server-side, so everytime you Obtain Something the game needs you to be connected to prevent users getting stuff like gear abilities, cash or sea snails illegitimately (this is also why most rewards from offline modes are obtained through the computer in the lobby)

[personinthepalace]

#tag yourself#im 'Yes you are moist and sad from crying#or 'oh my god a clown with a squeegee'#obsessed with all of the suicide squid quotes tbh#I love how certain movies just have way more than others#like they were clearly just going off on one for that hour#there's definitely some important life advice and mottos in here - 'I just believe fish shouldn't make people rich'#and 'only a rash man snatches ovaries at a fight'#are definitely being incorporated into my moral codes#im obsessed with the pure unfiltered wisdom that comes from improv like this is humanity at its finest#anyway this post was brought to you by my inability to not note down every quote that makes me laugh#I would fully recommend doing that tho tbh I have a great time going back through my notes pages of things my friends have said#or quotes from things I've watched#anyway hope this is fun add your own if there's any I didn't include that you love

via @cornleypolytechnicgoeswrong

I finally compiled my masterlist of mmni quotes

It’s pretty long so it’s below the cut

Keep reading

[ipswitches]

@ipswitched | Pogue suddenly looked at Sabine, grinning, which was a dead giveaway. She knew exactly what to say to get him to talk about it. "They're beautiful. One has red hair and likes motorcycles." Obviously, his sister knew that was right up his alley. "I invited her to Nicky's."

Sometimes he wished that Sabine could go with him to Spencer Academy and meet the girls he got to meet. Maybe she could feel them out before he did and could tell him that some were no good. Then again, he probably wouldn't listen anyway.

However, this time he wished that she could meet them, because he thought that there might be a chance that she would get along with Ruby. Maybe he was just wishfully thinking, though.

"Does this rare beauty have a name, or should I just call her red?" It was easy to tease her older brother, he made it so easy. But in truth, there had only been one other girl she'd seen with the ability to ensnare her sibling like this. "On a date?" She hoped not ── Nicky's wasn't really the kind of place you took a girl on a date. It was a hangout place, where you went to be with your friends. "You couldn't do better, Pogo?" she tsked at him.

[the-official-account]

Episode 22 3o❤️s

I've just been sitting here rotating them in my mind so I'm gonna do another episode

What I love about podcasts is how they make me permanently associated a certain feeling with this opening music in a pure Pavlovian response. The absolute adrenaline hit I got from the Desperado opening music was craaazya an now three of Hearts makes me 🥰🥰🥰

Essay's ability to repeat the word "crystallis's" is astounding.

Namesake AND relative. Okay. Okay okay okay I'm normal I'm so normal!

Diamond agreeing with the plan or not is the difference between consensual kidnapping and uhhhh kidnapping.

"If diamond doesn't trust queer creeper we might be able to get away with just heisting diamond, we don't need diamonds cooperation" HFODGSODGKZVSZ THATS JUST KIDNAPPING BUT OKAY!!!

"we can kidnap diamond consensually or by force" 😂😂😂😂 okay I get this as like a witness protection thing but damn

"a find my phone but for the people you've adopted" VDODHKSBSKD. I love this podcast about vellum, spar, and their strange child who is their age

Loving this strange shadowy room that definitely has nothing lurking in the corner

"STANDING IN THE CORNER IS A PERSONS OUTLINE" BECAUSE OF COURSE

Bxksgskdgs he says EXCUSE ME

NOT THE STEALTH CHECK JOKER IM DEAD

A HILARIOUS introduction to voracity

Ipswitch is such a nerd... WHEEEEW GETTING CAUGHT IN THAT WAS NAAAARROWLY AVOIDED

I get this nagging feeling that no matter what diamond is not gonna be with the agents by the time shit shakes out.

"diamond has a method of circumventing free will" is diamond altered? This was definitely mentioned in just not sure. But that means they mind controlled Kurt or something, right? I wonder if voracity can suck people's alterations out of them or something.

Ooooh locate person spell yeah...

Spar just *goes*...yeah. yeah that's spar. Go get 'er!

"if something happens and spar gets murdered, whatever" NOT WHATEVER. I WILL CRY

Here I am like oh, I love this little fight it is so cute and harmless and really shows off who they are as people so nicely and then—

"are you saying I'm not a good enough fields agent?"

"yes. I am" spar noooo

VELLUM PUNCHES HIM? OKAY KING MAYBE NOT THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE EMOTIONALLY BUT IM SO HERE FOR THIS. THE DRAMA. TAKE NO INSULTS!

TWO SUCCESS TO PUNCH. TWO TO RESTRAIN. OH MY GOD.

"and kaolin vellum can't throw a fucking punch" okay part is me is SO MAD right now but the larger part is me is eating up all this info about spar, I didn't know he got like this

JAKUB THIS IS NOT GREAT TIMING IM FUCKING DEAAAAD.

'if you're gonna be dead can I at least uhhhh do my job?'

"This is what I'm for" ugh. Ugh. OUCH.

"I care too much about you for you to get hurt, you know that right?"

"SPAR DID NOT KNOW THAT"

... "HE DOESNT WANNA HAVE TO TELL ANY OF THE OTHER FELSPARS THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO SPAR WHEN HE WASNT THERE" OH IM SHAKING.

I was warned about this episode but I was not warned

"You got it kid. Sir" that's cute.

Wow I have so many emotions in my body right now.

HE CHECKS HIS TIE AND DIEBDKDBSKDBDISVS

"be careful"

"I always am"

"that's a lie—DAMMIT SPAR"

But the cheek kiss. Oh my god the cheek kiss. I feel like people get so wrapped up in mouth-kisses that they sometimes forget the simple shit like hugs and kisses on the cheek can be just as emotionally impactful if not more in context. The cupping his face. This. mmmmmmmmmmMMMM!!!!!!!

God I love them. I love them. I love them so much.

Spar and Xbala's friendship is so precious. Everyone is so precious. I'm gonna cry. but SPAR STOP DUCKING JOKING ABOUT THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE LOVED! GODDAMN!

I'm still loving the groove, this time I am bopping and weeping.

Okay but thinking about a last name in a hypothetical marriage that they hypothetically decide to want they'd probably keep theirs??? For work reasons?? But idk. I was just thinking that "Velspar" is a cool shit name. Kaoliam. Merlin. Maybe not merlin fksgsksgdjdgs

[spar bakes tiny pixie sized cakes for Sorel as he organizes her birthday yearly, doesn't org. His own lets someone else. He's confident in his cakes but otherwise can't really cook]

Ipswitch is a mood, I also love tasks.

Maybe my volume is slightly higher than normal but this end of midtro music seemed extra groovy

It just hit me that there was no heavy content warning at the start of this episode so spar's fine at least for now. I'm not feeling particularly anxious today but knowing that would definitely help a lot of j was :D

"she's not gonna blow up the car" awhhhh

I know he's fine and I'm still worried, but like, in an exciting way

He cuts the radio station in half <3.

I'm imagining Anya giving the guards bad legal advice because I think it's funny. Anya is a "vengeance is best served cold" kinda gal

I love spar saying he wants to pick Anya up because I know she is the size of maybe 2 footballs (exaggeration)

I LOVE THAT THEY KIDNAPPED CARNATION ALSO LMAO. sorry you got muzzled tho bestie that makes me sad....

How are we transporting carnation in the sedan? Or maybe carnation is just really fucking fast because pigs are fucking scary. And then this one has ANTLERS oh my god. I also need to draw carnation

Eughhhh I don't like where this incoming car is going

There are animatics in my head of all the fight scenes that I will never be able to make but know that they are VERY cool.

I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED ABOUT VORACITY BUT THE FUCKING BEARTRAP LMAOOOOOOO

This does imply voracity has some sort of physical ability maybe.

>:( the hosts need to stop being funny they keep making jokes before I can make the jokes. But still "playing whatever card game is the gayest" is SO much fun.

The :0 face..... IPSWITCH!!!! ASK FOR AN ALTERNATIVE DATE OR SOMETHING OH MY GOD

the suits manual (which I know exists but I maintain does not exist exactly because it is funny) — "MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GODDEX" FFFFUCK.

One success has ME making peace with my goddex.

IMAGING GETTING A BEAR TRAP THROWN AT YOU

"IF NEEDED SPAR WILL FASTBALL SPECIAL ANYA TO THE CAR" 😂😂😂😂

SPAR SPAR SPAR SPAR SPAR STOP FUCKING BEING SELF SACRIFICIAL THAT IS A BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRE MY MAN WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK SPAR WHAT THE FUCK

JORDAN THE MINUS ONE FLIP WHAT THE FUCK JORDAN WHAAAAAA

Oh shit cool sword shit I love cool sword shit.

THEIR BLOOOOOD TURNS TO STONE? THATS SO FUCKING COOL.

Spar I love you but your hubris —TWO JOKERS. The deck said "fuck you. The timeline."

Ooooh it won't kill a Felspar........SO HE'S GONNA FUCKING SHOOT THEM? VELLUM DEFINATELY DIDNT FUCKING AUTHORIZED THIS BUT I IMAGINE ITS ASSUMED—NO SUCCESSES

HHHHHOLLLLLY FUCK.

VORACITY KNOWS—FUCK YOU VORACITY STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS PARENTS FUCK YOU. CHRIST. GOD. THIS. HUPEHDLJM?

Xbala's gotta be fucking flooring it.

Wheeeeeeew. What a fucking episode. Fuck. Wow. Fuck.

@threeheartscast

[dhampiravidi]

"Thank you--" Jas had barely gotten her grip on the phone when the warmth of his hand sunk through her shirt. Her breath hitched & she nearly hiccuped. For fuck's sake, get a hold of yourself, Jasmine.

She called the house & waited, eyes squeezed shut as she prayed for her parents to pick up. They knew she was gone, because they were in the kitchen with her when they'd been attacked. So they'd be waiting for her call, right? Then again, they were used to lots of telemarketers--maybe the guy had left them alone & they were used to not answering the home phone.

She tried both of her parents' cellphones.

Ring. Ring. Ring. R--

"Hello? Who is this?" her mother asked, half-screaming in a clearly upset voice. Jas's dark eyes opened, wide in happy surprise.

"Mom?! It's me, are you OK? Where's dad? What happened--"

"Oh, God. We-we're fine, but Jas, you need to get somewhere safe. Hide somewhere where there's lots of people--"

"What about...th-that guy? Did he hurt you?"

"No, he left once we explained we're human. But you, you're a witch, honey. He's looking for witch families, but our Power passes to the next firstborn girl, from mother to daughter. The age when we receive our magic varies. You're the only witch in our family." Jas felt like she was going to throw up. I'm all alone.

"...Mom, I'm in Boston."

"Really? Good. There should be a coven up near there, in Ipswich, a small town nearby. So you either find them, or you hide in Boston until we can come get you...how did you call me?"

"...I borrowed a phone. I love you, but I gotta go." Jas hung up, not noticing her tears. "My parents lied to me. They didn't tell me..."

[ghostchasersmagazine]

Since there was interest in seeing it, here are the pages to the original episode concept write-up for the Goober and the Ghost Chasers episode "Go West, Young Ghost, Go West!".

The most major differences between this concept write-up and the finalized episode (along with a couple that just happened to catch my attention) are listed below:

. In the episode concept, the episode opens with Gillie trying (and failing) to trim Goober's hair. In the finalized episode, the episode opens with Gilly trying (and failing) to win a game of checkers against him.

Relatedly, in the episode concept, Ted and Tina already know about the haunted house at the SunFun Amusement Park before Danny Partridge calls them, so they're a little irritated by Gillie and Goober's shenanigans. In the finalized episode however, Ted and Tina are not aware of the haunted house at the FunLand Amusement Park until Laurie Partridge calls them, so they're more relaxed about Gillie and Goober's game.

. In the episode concept there were three villains: the rival amusement park owner Jonas Lagree as the fake ghost of Ichabod Ipswitch, his wife Mrs. Lagree as Madame La Zonga the Fortune Teller, and his unnamed henchman as the Knight. In the finalized episode, there was only one villain, the rival amusement park owner Mr. Snooker as the fake ghost of Ichabod Ipswitch.

Because of this reducing of villains, a lot of the villain scenes were either changed or gotten rid of entirely for the finalized episode. For instance, in the finalized episode there is only one scene with the Fortune Teller (which serves more as an atmosphere builder than an indication that she's an actual character), with Gillie willingly going to see her. In the episode concept, however, Goober has to force Gillie to go see her, which then leads to a scene with the two of them escaping a flood of custard which isn't present in the finalized episode.

The Knight never appears in the final episode at all, so scenes such as the one with Gillie, Goober, and Danny encountering him in the library and him messing with their flashlights were removed entirely. (In fact, the whole scene with Goober going to get flashlights is removed. My guess is the scene with the lights going out and the candles floating over replaced it thematically.) In the finalized episode, they instead encounter the fake ghost of Ichabod Ipswitch in a hallway at first.

. In the episode concept, the group finds out about the legend of Ichabod Ipswitch from a book Ted reads from after it mysteriously floats over to them. In the finalized episode, Mr. Dodd tells them the legend directly and there's no book scene at all.

. In the episode concept, a lot more of the Apparition Apparatus Kit is used, with mentions of the Haunter-Taunter, the Poltergeist Powder, and the Post-Ghost Scanner. In the finalized episode, Ted only ever uses the Spector Detector.

. In the episode concept, it was Gillie's idea to try and trap "the ghost" with a sheet, which he, Goober, and Danny do, only to realize it was really Mr. Dodd. In the finalized episode, it was Ted's idea to try and catch "the ghost" with a sheet, which Gillie helps him do, only to realize it was really Mr. Dodd.

. In the episode concept, Ted was the one who suggested Mr. Dodd take Chris and Tracy onto the park rides as a way to keep them safe. In the finalized episode, it was Mr. Dodd's idea for him to take Chris and Tracy onto the park rides as a way to distract them while the rest of the group investigated.

Relatedly, in the episode concept Chris and Tracy spend most of their scenes driving around in bumper cars because they were told to "stay in their cars". They end up meeting the real ghost of Ichabod Ipswitch and chasing him around the amusement park, starting in the Tunnel of Love. In the finalized episode, the two of them leave the bumper cars on foot because they're bored and go straight to the Fun House because Chris didn't want to go through the Tunnel of Love. There they meet the real ghost of Ichabod Ipswitch and three are immediately friendly with one another.

. In the episode concept, it was Gillie, Goober, and Danny who get chased by the fake ghost of Ichabod Ipswitch on the rollercoaster, with Mr. Dodd later appearing the scene. In the finalized episode, it's Ted, Tina, and Laurie who gets chased by the fake ghost of Ichabod Ipswitch on the rollercoaster, with Mr. Dodd never making an appearance.

Similarly, in the episode concept the roller coaster scene leads to more scenes involving amusement park rides, including a ferris wheel, a parachute ride, and a merry-go-round, none of which appear in the finalized episode. However, the finalized episode does have a scene with a spinning floor ride which does not appear in the concept write-up.

. In the episode concept there's a moment in the Hall of Mirrors scene where Danny and Gillie follow Goober into a framed mirror and someone (presumably Gillie) makes a reference to Alice in Wonderland. In the finalized episode this moment and line do not appear.

[an-honest-puck]

obsessed with the fact that Josh Elliott got away with the lyric:

"I'd like to top you like a cream-based pizza no red sauce where we are going"

only for Susan Harrison to top that (ha!) with:

"and I've got to tell you yes I really must that I just want to stuff your crust"

[tech-reasearch-blog]

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[stocknames]

Celebrating 15 years of Stock Names

When we founded Stock Names in 2009 there was no telling where this journey would take us. In the burgeoning field of digital onomastics there were already some major players but despite this, we found a market opportunity and have thrived ever since, becoming the only remaining institution to dominate this lucrative industry.

And so, to celebrate 15 years, we are offering a pack of names up to the public domain. Yes, you read that right. This pack of high quality names is absolutely free to use.

Esteban Boucher

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Pratt Wager

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Dr. Jarvis Teent 

Dwayne Swayze

Casey Westport

Olivia Quiznos

Darren Chen

Kip Ipswitch

Erin Gaussian 

Gairy Dangle

Crystal Valensole

Wade Raven

Ellen Chud 

Jay Fella 

Narbonne B. Elastick 

Mr. Pyle Western

Tom Godwin

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Barri Tron

Daniel T. Chowder

Richard Dingle

Heather Kool 

Yule Funson 

Euler Showfeather

Janice V. Venice 

Rick Tide

Taylore Hatchback

Artois “Jeff” Xanadu 

Alan Banal

Befth Foreworn

Jayson Spam 

Sheldon Prophylactic

Rayna Flagschipp

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Wes Vector

Alaina Waxy

H.B. Mills

Georgia Pine

Frédéric Epinard

Ulysses Goulet

Niles Scrub

Ron Constant

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Gareth Hagathorn

Valery Krylon 

David Phurne

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Sean Tingle

Rob Mondo 

D. L. Bigly 

Holland Opus

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Warren Tretch

Timothy Gif

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[atlanticcanada]

Nova Scotia estimates up to 100,000 people affected by online security breach

As many as 100,000 Nova Scotians may have had sensitive personal information stolen in a global privacy breach affecting a file transfer system used by the provincial government, officials confirmed Tuesday.

Cybersecurity and Digital Solutions Minister Colton LeBlanc said a government investigation indicates social insurance numbers, addresses and banking information of current employees of the public service, as well as those at Nova Scotia Health and the IWK hospital, were taken.

LeBlanc says some information may also have been stolen from former public service and health authority employees. He said the information was shared through the MOVEit file transfer service, which the province uses to transfer employee payroll information.

"The investigation remains underway so there is the potential for this number to go up or to go down," the minister said. "I know this is an alarming situation, but rest assured we are working hard to solve this quickly and efficiently."

LeBlanc said the province is working to contact those affected and will be offering them a free credit monitoring service. "But when we are talking 100,000 Nova Scotians, that's going to be a challenge," added LeBlanc, who pointed out some people's contact information may have changed over the years. He also urged current and former employees to look for suspicious transactions and to contact their banks.

The department's deputy minister, Natasha Clarke, said that at this point there is no indication that any of the information compromised came from members of the public who were not provincial employees.

MOVEit software is made by Massachusetts-based company Ipswitch and allows organizations to transfer files and data between employees, departments and customers. Parent company Progress Software confirmed a vulnerability in its software last week, saying the issue could lead to potential unauthorized access of users' systems and files.

The Nova Scotia government has said it was first informed of a critical vulnerability within its system on Thursday. The province took the service off-line and installed a security update before bringing it back online Friday, only to be told further investigation was needed. Cybersecurity experts were then called in on Saturday evening.

Clarke confirmed the investigation indicates that the data was stolen two days before the Nova Scotia government learned of the vulnerability. "So once we put the patching in place, there was no more nefarious activity that we were able to see," she said.

Microsoft Threat Intelligence has said in a tweet that the Lace Tempest hacking group, which is known for running the Clop extortion site, exploited that vulnerability.

LeBlanc would not confirm who had hacked into Nova Scotia's system, adding "I am not going to comment on interactions with criminals." But Clarke said the government "at this point in time" is not negotiating with the hackers.

"Now the focus is understanding the impact of the data that has been stolen, and we have not been asked for any ransom," she said.

The deputy minister said the government has been working with its internal security team as well as with outside experts, including an unnamed large private firm that the province has on retainer. Clarke said Nova Scotia is also working with the Canadian Centre for Cyber Security.

In an email, MOVEit said it disabled web access to protect customers and developed the security patch and gave it to customers within 48 hours of discovering the vulnerability.

"We are continuing to work with industry-leading cybersecurity experts to investigate the issue and ensure we take all appropriate response measures," the company said. "We have engaged with federal law enforcement and other agencies with respect to the vulnerability."

This report by The Canadian Press was first published June 6, 2023.

For more Nova Scotia news, visit our dedicated provincial page.

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[joelectricworks]

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[drunkenskunk]

So there was a thing that happened in the game on Sunday, and I can't get it out of my head. I can't quite decide if it was hilarious or horrifying, or both.

To set the scene:

The team is on the surface of Amphion, having arrived by way of crashing orbital platform, and we're making our way to an underground SSC blacksite to try and save our friend Fern. They were captured and forced against their will to pilot a knockoff Balor that SSC presumably reverse engineered from the HORUS code. When we get there, a strike team is already at the entrance, and then we are informed of a new complication: the SSC warship in orbit has launched a nuclear fusion warhead at our location in a desperate, last-ditch effort to try and erase any evidence of their many, MANY Pillars violations. We have 6 rounds to deal with the strike team and get inside before the nuke arrives. Switch (because Ipswitch Delacy is with us, long story) calls his father, Odin Valentinian, to open a localized blinkspace corridor as an alternate escape route in case we can't get inside in time.

We end up dealing with most of the strike team in about 3 rounds, and pull an unconscious Fern out of the SSC nanite greywash soup. All that's left is one dude.

And the thing is... on some level, there is a part of me - a very small part, I admit - that kinda feels sorry for what happened to this nameless SSC mook. Because, and let's not mince words here: this dickhead was fucked from the word go. Like, these were his options at this point:

- stay and fight, where he would almost certainly be murdered by the SRT like the rest of his team

- stay outside, because we sure as fuck ain't letting him in the bunker after what these assholes did to Fern, and get atomized by the nuclear warhead launched by his own fucking employers

- try his luck with the Harrison Armory blinkspace corridor

So what does this dumbass do? He powers down his mech while yelling "I give up! Don't kill me!" and then he ejects, apparently deciding to roll the dice on blinkspace with nothing but a hardsuit as protection. Not to put too fine a point on it, but, uh... he clearly rolled snake eyes.

We didn't actually see what happened to him; the SRT was safely underground inside the bunker by the time the nuke detonated. But we did hear about it later, and...

Do y'all remember Galaxy Quest? Remember that scene where Tony Shaloub's character tries to use the teleporter thing on an alien pig-lizard? And it arrives on the ship inside out, and then explodes?

Yeah

Apparently, blinkspace and the human body don't mix. It was all a bit grisly. And, again, on some level, I do kinda want to feel a little sorry for him, y'know? But, like... no. He was part of an SSC kill squad that was responsible for torturing our friend and who knows what else, fuck him lol

Meanwhile, back in Lancer...

The Hell's Gate Strategic Response Team survived getting nuked tonight.

It was a lot of fun!