#play that goes wrong

[smallbitterman]

“average show has 3 injuries per performance” factoid actually just statistical error. average show has 0 injuries per performance. Cornley Georg, who has 2 actors get knocked unconscious every 10 minutes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[blogthatgoeswrong]

Sandra x Max - Would you fall in love with me again from EPIC (the musical) Roles are switched because Max was waiting a while. I think this might be my favourite edit to date. (@personinthepalace, @sit-cons)

[styx-the-stick]

outtakes of the passing the phone vid 1: this photo i accidentally took of dave when trying to film

[dothetoothsteethhaveteethtoo]

i.e. Which actual story appeals the most? Which play would be most entertaining played completely sincerely and staged where nothing goes wrong? lil option choice explanation under the cut

I didn't include The Nativity because that's not like an original story that the writers came up with, and went with the closest to a full-length play from the drama festival (although personally I'd love to see the second act of Max's kitchen sink drama)

[noah-luck-easterly]

Just realized I was primed to enjoy the Mischief Theatre (“The Play That Goes Wrong”) and it’s vein of “here’s what happens when live theater goes off the rails” by my childhood exposure to the Muppet Show

[vanessaslifecoach]

they’re pointing to a mischief movie fan

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Hello hello! To get me back in the writing mood, I am taking drabble prompts/requests! Ship or gen, both are welcome! I specify which romantic ships I will write next to each fandom, but all platonic relationships and all characters are welcome!

- Red Dwarf (Rimster)

- Dad's Army (none)

- BBC Ghosts (Capvers, Patcap, Chess Husbands, Alison/Mike, Mary/Annie)

- Dead Poets Society (Todd/Neil, Charlie/Knox, Meeks/Pitts)

- Classic Who (One, Two or Three era, Ian/Barbara, TwoJamie, UNIT polycule [this one has some caveats, but just ask and I will deliver within my parameters])

- NuWho (Nine-Fifteen, Amy/Rory, Doctor/Yaz, Doctor/Master [this one also comes with caveats but again just ask and I will work with my own parameters])

- BBC Merlin (Merthur, Gwaine/Percival, Gwen/Lancelot, Gwen/Morgana)

- Cornleyverse (ChrisTrev, Max/Sandra)

I do not write smut (off-stage and discussions about sex is fine though!)

Give as much or as little detail in your prompt/request as you like, there's no structure to this! Either comment here or shove an ask in my box :)

[hecateisalesbian]

Screaming crying kicking throwing up sobbing sobbing sobbing sobbing

[vees-wax]

Chris Bean just told me off in the middle of a show

[butterflyglass]

The Nutcracker (a travesty in 13 acts)

My 22k of utter CDS nonsense for the wonderful @cornleychristmaschaos challenge.

(apologies if you can't see it, it's locked down to registered users because I am old and set in my ways)

In my defense, I only meant to write one prompt, but then it sort of... snowballed.

[smallbitterman]

and what if i wanted to make a Mischief Theatre themed zine where people can collab on art/writings of any form??

would people actually want to take part in that?

[blogthatgoeswrong]

Vanessa Wilcock-Wynn-Carroway - No surprises by radiohead I'm sure this has been done before but it was my first thought when editing her <3 (the people wanted more Vanessa) (@personinthepalace - I realise I've liked tagged you in all of these but your suggestions were just very common)

[styx-the-stick]

outtakes of the passing the phone vid 2: harry failing (again)

bonus: uncle sam harry by @smallbitterman

[practically-an-x-man]

When the character voice is so good it makes my real accent seem fake

*at intermission, chatting with the audience in-character. My voice for Trevor is a Cockney accent + a lower masculine register*

Lady: *waves me over* "Excuse me.... where are you from?"

Me, still in the accent: "Illinois." (Where I grew up, though I don't live there now)

Lady, shocked: "You're NOT!"

Me: "Come to the meet and greet after the show, you'll hear my actual voice. You won't guess it."

*later, after the show*

Lady: *comes up to me* "So let's hear it!"

Me, in my regular voice: "Here's my regular speaking voice. Pretty different, right?"

Lady: "..."

Lady: "You still sound like you're from somewhere else..."

Me: "Well, I don't know what to tell you, I grew up in Illinois."

Lady: "Hm."

[abcwordsurge]

Robert: I have some questions for you, Sam. If that is your real name

Max: (sadly) You know it’s not