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I just went to CVS for

Pads, eyeliner, and redbull. And I’m now drinking the redbull out of a light up rainforest cafe cup and eating leftovers out of the container.

I’m only like half a year into this adulthood thing but I’ve already reached my highest form: hot mess character in a 2010s romcom

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moodboards inspired by the girls from The Craft (1996)

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but im a crepe…. im some weird dough….

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Once again Jedi survivor posting-

I ADORE them for not finding some excuse to make you start at 0. Whenever I see a game sequel I’m always worried they’re gonna be like “oh nooo you got amnesia and now you don’t remember so ur less powerful now you have to start over” like- they let Cal start the game as a boarderline demigod. Hell he seems to be even stronger than where you left him last game- but there is still a map for progression and learning new skills and I love that.

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AITA for dropping a coffin on my niece leaving her completely incapacitated when I was trying to completely incapacitate my subordinate during our hijacked live production of Christmas Carol

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I genuinely love Star Wars and I always forget about this because I’m not a huge tv show watcher and I rarely re watch the films but my dad and I have been playing Jedi survivor and like fuck man I love the Star Wars universe- it’s so visually pretty and just like the concepts of it? Idk I love it.

I did kinda micro dislocate my wrist playing it tonight tho. Something about the ps5 controller shape fucks with my wrists bad

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DID WE KILL 🔪 YOUR 🫵 MOM 👩? YEAHHHH ✅ WAS SHE 👩 THE ONLY ONE 1️⃣? NOOOOO 🙅🏻‍♂️ ❌! WAS IT SEXUAL 🥵? YEAHHHHH ✅! AM I 🙋‍♂️ EVERYTHING YOU 🫵 NEED YOU 🫵 BETTER ROCK 🪨 YOUR BODY 🧍‍♀️ NOW!!! EVERYBODYYYY. YEAHHHH ✅ ROCK 🪨 YO BODY 🧍‍♀️ YEAHHHH ✅. BILLY'S 🙋‍♂️ BACK! ALRIGHT! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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there is a parallel to be drawn between how Mark Mercer wants so badly to believe in the story Katie is telling and the way that Lint is the only character who believes that there is a survivors' camp waiting for them in LAX, and we only see his faith crack slightly once the bus is gone.

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love to see D20: On A Bus getting the Goncharov treatment. im never leaving tumblr good job everyone

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Okay Internet I need help:

I Have POTS which has gotten more severe over the past 2 years. I also suspect I have hEDS due to the near constant pain and clicking/popping in my joints and the fact that half of them go a little backwards-

I currently use a cane most days to help, but even with that I’m struggling on my bad days. I’m interested in getting a mobility aid that’s a step up from it but I’m not sure what kind would help? Ideally not something super expensive. I want to get a wheelchair so I can learn how to use it and dance again someday since I’ve been unable to since I got worse and I really miss dancing but not right now- in the short term I can’t afford a good one, and don’t really want to blow money on one I won’t use long term.

I’ve looked at forearm crutches but I’m not sure if those would be that much more support than the cane? Idk, if anyone has any advice i really need it

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@strange-aeons HAS SUCCSEEDED IN ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A CROAKERVERSE CHARACTER AND THUS MURDERING THE MUPPET JOKER

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Lesbins

The girls are gossiping

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EVERYONE GO PLAY CABERNET I NEED THIS GAME TO HAVE A FANDOM PLEASE

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My favourite part about mischief movie night in is that these are incredibly serious actors. A large portion of them have been on broadway. Twice. Some of them are considered some of the most talented actors, directors and writers currently working in their field. These people have oliviers and have toured the country with incredibly serious works. They sang a song about a sexy filing cabinet, created a hiest team all named Dan, featured a character names Jimbo Jumbo who became a rainbow, all sang a sexy version of mary had a little lamb and had the main villain of a piece be Lawrence Dallaglia. Harry Kershaw, a man who has appeared on both Broadway and the West End, forgot his own name. Jonathan Sayer, responsible for one of the greatest theatrical works of the 21st century, made the afformentioned Harry Kershaw, say 'shcloom' in slow motion simply to be petty. They're serious actors, I swear.

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Best seat in the house imo

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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

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When you say "fanfiction should be censored" you are normalizing the idea of censorship, amplifying conservative views of sex, and endangering queer media.