Do you think Jack Harkness acknowledges or even remembers his birthday anymore?
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Jack: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Owen: The car takes a screenshot.
Ianto: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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to be fair to angelo, if i watched the guy i was in love with get shot in the head and die in front of me only for him to show up a year later and say “i got better” i might also stab him because what the hell
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Not at all an original thought but God. Jack Harkness is just so fucking funny as both a concept and a character. Like. He is Immune to the narrative. Entirely protected by the narrative. He is also constantly beat up by the narrative. But he can literally just not die. Like.
I'm rewatching Torchwood and this thought just keeps occuring and it's so fucking funny
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AESTHETIC NO.2
Carys Harkness-Jones
"Carys... Interesting name. Alzarian maybe?"
"It's Welsh you imbecile."
"I just went through three days of torture. My deepest apologies if I'm not a little ray of sunshine."
"Exterminate here. Exterminate there. Doesn't it get boring after all this time? I'm certainly getting bored of it."
"Yeah, sure. Being stuck in an alternative universe was indeed in my weekly plans. 8.30 yoga, 9.00 breakfast, 9.30 running from a Dalek and getting pulled into a rift of time and space and being spit out in an alternative universe. My favourite activity after breakfast, before lunch."
Jack: Sounds like I'm a terrible father over there.
Carys: No, and that's the problem. If you were a dead beat father it would be easier to be angry with you. But you are not.
Aliases:
Carys Jackson
Katherine Thane
Caitlin Ewans
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I could NOT handle being a sci-fi villain because if I started monologuing that a character's dead just to realize they're immortal I'd just give up out of embarrassment
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"I'm busy." No, he's not, he's just sitting at a bar drinking.
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Throwback Fic Week: a thousand satellites (suddenly discover signs of life)
Fourth up, a thousand satellites (suddenly discover signs of life).
My Eleven/Rose Jack/Ianto Bad Wolf ex-machina fic. When I started writing this fic, I actually only had planned the first two parts, the sad parts, of the story, but then I just kept writing and I realized that these two lonely guys that I cared about so much really deserved a forever with someone who definitely would have wanted it with them. It also started the trend of me using the Bad Wolf as not just a plot mechanic, but a gesture of love, the grand predecessor to my Eleven/Amy/Rory fic series.
Excerpt:
The Bad Wolf is everything and all things. She is everything, everywhere, everywhen. She can see all of time and she can bend timelines to her will. She is the destroyer of the Daleks and the wielder of all-sight and all-power. She has broken timelines, ripped Daleks from existence, unmade entire armies.
But she is also kind.
The Bad Wolf sees her boys, alone and lonely, carving their own personal tragedies out of the universe, and she gives two more people eternity. Her beautiful, wonderful, pink-and-yellow girl and her wonderful, beautiful tea boy- she breathes life into them when they need it most, and turns them into undying.
All the Bad Wolf wants is for the people she loves to stop being alone in the universe, to take care of those she loves. And so that's what she does.
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Re-jenny-ration
"Whoever came tumbling out of that explosive burst of gold light appeared to be a young girl, a little younger than her previous blonde form at least.
With a wild nest of fluffy chestnut curls, a round face, a snubbed nose, and impossibly wide blue eyes, Clara could not help but notice that Jenny's new face bore a striking resemblance to herself and...well... a certain silver-haired guitar-wielding someone."
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