#If they found out
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Do you think any of the ancients have caught onto their schemes yet?
nightmare pt. 28
#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk au#ask blog#answered!#Back In Ancient Time! AU#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#ancients mentioned#maybe not the whole picture#“giving children nightmares because im soo sillyyy”#i like to think shadow milk has a galaxy-like form#stupid hc but ehh#If they found out#smilk would like to have a chat with them#The dark side of the moon#(sorry for the lack of updates)#(classes started again)
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the day lyfrassir edda discovers depressed hot bisexual music will be the day the universe comes to an end
#shitpost#mattpinions#the mechanisms#lyfrassir edda#lyfrasilly edda#this little shit#if they found out#we would all die#like bffr#the hot sad bisexuals finally have some representation#diversity win yall
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A brainrot suddenly came over me when reading your latest fic about lynette. You know that Freminette banner is now out right? What if he was added to mix of envy along with Lynette being the first to feel their Grace’s warmth. And now, there’s suddenly another sibling from her that can feel the creator’s warmth.
Just a brainrot that occured to me when reading your fic. BTW your writings are amazing!! Don’t pressure yourself to writing
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first off i want to start by thanking you when i read this i was screaming on the inside, i was so happy! I must apologize for writing so late i haven't been in the mood and there was school work to do (i should be doing that right now hehe;;; ) BTW I SOMEHOW GOT FREMINET IN HIS BANNER! So this is a really happy coincidence
hmm for the different character reactions I think for Lynette she would be glad for Freminet that hopefully he can get out of his shell a little more but there would also be some part that is selfish of her that wants to keep her grace's attention on her? Though she would hope that Lyney would become an acolyte as well so all three of them can be complete
Lyney would also be happy for Freminet thinking the same as Lynette that he hopefully can get out of his shell, he does wish the best for Freminet but i also see him as being envious, both of his siblings now are acolytes and it's only him left behind, the same situation in the past where his sister got a vision first (( Poor Lyney i have shit luck with 5 stars it is unlikely he will ever come home to me :') ))
Also for Arlecchino the fact that HER kids are now acolytes she is just smug i can imagine but also a bit worried about the bad attention they can receive but i think she trusts them enough they can handle themselves, though there is a part of her that is bitter she can't be chosen by her grace, perhaps she is too jaded and cracked at the edges compared to her children who still has their future ahead of themselves
previous parts:
rant , lynette meeting the tsaritsa
In Fonntaine much recent gossip has been keeping the city folks chattering and even those living outside of it. The newspapers are eagerly typing about the recent happenings and editors hurrying to work before publishing the news. It seems that another child from *the* House of Hearth had become an acolyte much to the shock of the general citizenry.
The chosen one was none other than Freminet the diving prodigy. Once the divers heard of the news and others in the field knew about it cheers erupted in the taverns.
Said person in question was not seen there.
Rumors have it that a certain pink-haired reporter has been pestering the House of Hearth for days now to get a glimpse of the person but to no avail.
Said person was inside his room, the wooden walls sheltering him from the chatter of the outside world. There he sat in the bed seemingly calm on the outside but on the inside was a different matter. His heart was beating so fast and he knew the slight flush on his cheeks betrayed his fake calm visage.
In his lap he held a book, it was old and worn yet well taken care of. All children in Fontaine around his age have had this book and read it. Freminet remembers the first time he got his hand on the book. He held it softly in fear he might damage the beautiful cover, in awe at the drawings and tales inside of it.
The tales of the creator. While it was a religious text it was watered down with illustrations accompanying it so children would be able to read and understand its contents.
The "old father" was adamant that every child was acquainted with the religious text of the creator and made them read many books on the subject. As they aged this book became unnecessary for when he had to read the thicker and more complex books but Freminet was unable to let go of this book.
Even now he loved to read the tales of acolytes long gone before the time of the oldest archon. The golden swirls and hues of the elements that would surround the creator being depicted in the pictures captured younger Freminet.
Yet now the tales that seemed almost like fiction were becoming true. Now he was an acolyte. He did not know if it terrified him or delighted him.
Would he be able to measure up? Was he enough? Why was he chosen when there were more brilliant and capable people (a selfish part wanted to reject the notion of another being chosen).
Another part of him was delighted. His heart beat as he felt himself being enveloped by warm waters. This was their creator's blessing and he was chosen to get it. Perhaps it would all be fine after all, Freminet thought as the warmth enveloped him in a comforting embrace.
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Lynette pov:
Lynette blew on the hot tea as she took a sip. Besides her Lyney was working on- or well rather trying to work on a new magic trick. Lynette knew her brother and she also knew what caused his frustration as of recently. Yet trying to cheer him up would only be hypocritical of her.
"Maybe you should take a break?"
Lyney did not answer but rather made a huff and continued to tinker on his project. Lynette sighed.
Ever since Freminet was called to the creator's side Lyney has been in a tense mood. He became too frustrated with small mistakes and spent longer time honing his skills. Lynette was worried he would over-exhaust himself.
What could she say though to ease his heart?
Who the creator chose and when was unpredictable, many scholars has tried to see a pattern, see a reason, or even a hint of a formula to no avail. The creator did not discriminate or favor any specific group on whom they summoned and Lynette was witness to that as a member of the fatui and a recent acolyte. There was at least some hope for her brother if she and Freminet were summoned.
A selfish part of her that she would never listen to or admit was how she wanted her grace's attention only on her.
For now, she would wait and see hopefully soon their grace would summon Lyney soon.
. . .
Arlecchino pov:
The fire in the office crackled warming the room and its lone occupant. The letter she received laid on the table as she looked out the snowy scenery outside the window.
It seems another one of her children has become an acolyte.
From the reflection of the window Alrecchino could see her face was donning a smug smirk. She turned around and went back to her desk, a congratulations was in order and she would need to inform the Tsaritsa as well. Arlecchino would need to be delicate when informing her Majesty unless she heard the news already. She would have to tell the pair to be careful it would not do to have an envious archon's gaze.
She tried to erase her own envy from her gaze as well but the reflection in the window said otherwise.
. . .
Extra Freminet birthday bonus:
A package had arrived on the mail addressed to the House of Hearth. At first there was nothing off with the package, many had taken to send Freminet a birthday present as congratulatory gift for becoming an acolyte and gaining his favour. Freminet ignored those, he had no reason to accept or reply those superficial gifts. That was until he saw the symbol and lettering on the package and he almost dropped it in panic.
Now all three siblings were staring at the package in serious contemplation. It was rectangular and had simple packaging it looked rather unassuming as it laid on the table where they put it.
There was one neat card that gave away its significance. The symbol usually associated with the creator was neatly stamped and ancient lettering was on the card. What added further proof to the fact was that both Freminet and Lynette could feel the power of the creator, although faint, imbued within the package.
"Do we wait for father?" Freminet quietly said.
"I think it is your choice Freminet, this is addressed to you," Lyney answered.
"I agree with Lyney on this one, the creator gave this to you for a reason."
Freminet thought about it and a large part of him wanted to take the package and open it another screamed at him to wait, what right did he have to open a gift from the creator.
The curious more selfish part won over and he took hold of the package. The siblings held their breath as Freminet carefully opened the present taking care not to tear the wrapping.
What he did not expect was an inconspicuous book that looked like a fairytale book.
Oh.
Freminet blushed.
Lynette looked at it curiously and Lyney who had an idea had a teasing smile on his face.
Freminet held the book carefully as if anything might damage the book. It would be the best to find a good chest to store it in.
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Deep into the night he would trace the illustrations and memorize the words as the moonlight shone on him. The wrapping paper and card were safely tucked inside of his desk.
#genhsin impact#sagau#self aware genshin#self aware au#lyney#lynette#freminet#arlecchino#slight mention of tsaritsa#fatui harbringers#fatui#cult au#fear for freminet guys#archons seething and frothing at the mouth that freminet some rando diver got a present from the creator#if they found out#the tsaritsa is biting her handkerchief bitter at the fact#sorry for making arlecchino's part so short i think i ran out of ideas
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Ok tell us about imposter au bc 👀👀👀
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE.
Okay so. without looking through my old stuff for it. What can I remember off the top of my head.... there were clones, I know that, and the clone the story focused on, #424, mainly had an arc about realizing he's not Cole but Cole's clone and then having an existential crisis + becoming his own person.
And then I think the OG Cole destroyed the facility making the clones and then fucked off to be a hermit in the woods because.... OH YEAH he found a BABY in the rubble and needed to protect it! I can't recall if the baby was a clone of all the ninja or just some of them.... I think they were called Coffee though?
Man, some of my old AUs really were just. Whatever concepts I wanted. And I was so real for that kind of self-indulgence actually. I need to be sillier with it tbh
#ask zaz#ninja-go-to-therapy#imposter au (OLD)#but also... the need to refine my aus a bit to have a cleaner story.... ough augh#also just. idk if i realized it before or not but rn i am realizing so many silly jokes i can make out of#424 being a clone and knowing it while the other ninja don't. he is sweating bullets over here at what he imagines they might do to him#if they found out#when tbh i think the ninja wouldn't be like. as antagonistic once they realize that oh‚ yeah‚ it's not like 424 could have ASKED to be made#+ 424 isn't actively antagonistic to the ninja bc he's got all of cole's memories and most of cole's personality (for now)#so he loves them like cole does (for now)#meanwhile. coffee#boy oh boy what was i even plannign with you#what was even your purpose beyond giving cole a baby to fuss over??#like yeah dad cole peak but like#hmmmm maybe something about how coffee didn't ask to be born either/themes of the circumstances of one's birth vs what they do with the#gift of life‚ mewtwo style#either way i gotta reunite cole with the ninja eventually#and 424's gotta figure out who they are and what they wanna do with their life#so like. not a bad start story-wise#certainly very exciting
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#tiktok#and this is only relevant to those who know about my cat but i found out this turtles name is fig too
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since spotify wrapped is coming today i just want to bring awareness to the fact that around 86% of the songs on spotify are currently demonetized since spotify decided that tracks with under 1,000 cannot be monetized. not only that the ceo of spotify cashed out $35.8 million dollars in spotify shares in the third quarter of the year and it has been reported that he earns more than the top artists on the platform.
for a platform that claims to support artists, this is outrageous and i hope people realize that an artist who is starting out, cannot make a living out of spotify streams simply because daniel ek and his friends made it worse for the artists trying to start a career. if you wanna support musicians and the possibility for them to get a living wage please follow United Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) which are trying to make The Living Wage for Musicians Act a reality so musicians can be paid fairly through streaming platforms and get the cut they deserve.
#this is a daniel ek hate blog btw#i thought this was important#bc this isn't talked about enough#i found out about umaw this year#and truly we need unions for musicians#that fight for more rights and fair pay#spotify#spotify wrapped
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
#personal#okay to reblog#my cat#cat people#honestly i can't believe this#like it happened to me and it still feels so fanciful and unreal#like something out of a children's story book or something#he's such a good boy!#he purrs like a motorbike and loves his brushy!!!#edited to add the flag because terfs found this post#people that hate my existence don't get to celebrate my cat
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8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!
Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!
Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!
Bruce:
Dick: I just read it in a book
Bruce:
Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar
Dick: So you're a fruity bat?
Bruce:
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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!
Bruce:
#Stupid headcanon but when Dick was a freshly adopted 8 year old who had just found out that his new dad was Batman(or that batman existed)#this should've happened#scenes I'd write in batman part two if i was allowed to#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#batman#nightwing#battinson#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc robin#robin#incorrect batfam#incorrect batman quotes#i love typing bruce:#because his children just make him speechless it's so funny#and yes dick was also calling him gay
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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos
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Chilchuck 'i would rather die than admit i need other people' Tims
#also i found out today his last name is TIMS#how is his name Tims that so adorable#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#chilchuk tims
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I had a different name back then, you know. Powder. You kind of remind me of her.
#Arcane#League of Legends#arcaneedit#animationedit#loledit#Jinx#Isha#*mine#oh man they have a secret base and a secret handshake i'm—#Jinx finally found someone that made her happy again and helped to heal her in ways she didn't think was still possible#they were both perfectly happy together…#OF COURSE THEY HAD TO RIP IT OUT FROM THEM BECAUSE THIS SHOW ONLY KNOWS GODDAMN TRAGEDY 😭😭#on a less tragic note... the art in this sequence is so pretty!!
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Scar's bringing such an energy to this season, huh
(this is my first attempt posting something in this very sketchy style asdgjsafs we'll see how I feel about it - designs are inspired by aresonist's lovely designs)
#wild life#wild life spoilers#life series#ldshadowlady#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#ldshadowlady fanart#goodtimeswithscar fanart#solidaritygaming fanart#gtws#jimmy solidarity#my art#if u read this far pls compliment me on the hammer#and dont' mention scar's hairstyle changing on zoom out#these aren't my final designs for this lot i just#didn't wanna come up with full designs before making the shitpost comic of this one bit i found funny#my comics#wild life smp
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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#politics#us politics#kamala harris#my political opponents when they found out I worked 3 days in a movie theater and didn't mention it in my memoir
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"Mom, the princess is flirting with her hotel manager again!"
-- some cannibal kid, probably
#hazbin hotel#chaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#my art#wanted to draw this since I found out charlie had a tail#angel: pretty sure this is an hr violation
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