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Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
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its ok ur just special it happens to the best of us
How’s everybody doing today? I just tried to spell awfully as oughly.
#if you didn't fix this before I saw it i would be making fun of you so hard#sounds like some british shit#beta reader
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being told youre "eye-coded" before even knowing what the fuck that means is such a trip like fym im a ball of nerves with my own immune system because if i didnt the body i inhabit would completely attack me?
#shitpost#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tma#the eye#the beholding#eye coded#i love being an eyeball
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pocky challenge. you, me, a box of marlboro reds.
You offer me a cigarette, and watch in horror as I accept it and proceed to eat it like pocky.
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whats a normal amount of sleep to get (i am down three cups of tea and steeping a fourth)
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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
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will never say anything against jons tea habits again, i just reheated my tea in the microwave and it made it taste better because the mug was warm
jonathan sims is the kind of guy to make his tea from kureg cups
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Hello🌹 Excuse me if I bother you or intrude on you..but I need your support. My home and my source of livelihood were destroyed. I was displaced many times and my tent was burned. My children and I are living in the street in the rain and cold. Donate to me and help me for the sake of my children, please 🙏🙏
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tim stoker canonically has a masters degree in anthropology and worked very successfully in publishing before going back into academia. he is meticulous in his work and does his due diligence as evident when he corrects jon on his filing mistakes. and yet his fanon depiction often boils down to a sex-crazed himbo who slacks off at work which shows the inherent slutphobia of the fandom. in this essay i will
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au where jon isnt just A Theater Kid, but The Theater Kid. like, rivaling tim. they probably fought over leading parts in highschool. i believe he would quote macbeth all the fucking time, and its why all the bs happens to them
#jonathan sims#shitpost#the magnus archives#macbeth#the scottish play#tma au#i hate shakespeare units
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i feel called out :(
is this anything
(shout out to @lighter-in-arthurs-pocket for making the malevolent one and being my inspo)
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none of you like me do you
the boy in question is martin kartin-of-milk blackwood
hi my name is matthew im on my first full listen through of tma.
what the FUCK WAS THE S3 FINALE
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STOP IT
hi my name is matthew im on my first full listen through of tma.
what the FUCK WAS THE S3 FINALE
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i hate how ominous you are being whats gonna happen to The Squad
hi my name is matthew im on my first full listen through of tma.
what the FUCK WAS THE S3 FINALE
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hi my name is matthew im on my first full listen through of tma.
what the FUCK WAS THE S3 FINALE
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