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so are we putting g in my skin or what cuz im wide open rn. like ive got a newly installed zipper and everything. and i already live in the circus in my little room in my little tent ij my little corner
Why I gotta be confined to this flesh prison I got they/them in bio
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i heard my name :3
Why I gotta be confined to this flesh prison I got they/them in bio
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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Don't you love it when you follow your platonic wife's friends because it's funny and you live for the chaos
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i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together
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au where everything is the exact same except the archivist crew are the scooby gang.
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Why did Elon Musk divorce his wife?
He heard marriage is a union.
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part 2 to this
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was having a fantastic day until i remembered the library of alexandria was burned down. i dont care if it was thousands of years ago. the tragic destruction of all of those stories and records is not lost on me. julius ceasar can catch these hands.
#shitpost#mattpinions#library of alexandria#how fucking dare he#im glad ceasar fucking died#no wonder his friends didnt like him#good riddance fuck that guy#destroying books and shit#asshole
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see guys i draw
sue davis-bud, she/her (WIP)
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"im gay" "im straight" okay?? i am the prophet??? with the answers you seek????? time??????? ive unlocked it???????? i see past and future???????????? running free ???!?!?!?!???
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get un got loser
gently places you in the comfiest of comfy boxes alongside your siblings who i have not disowned (Maggie G and Neil)
i appreciate this so much i will be napping here today with my siblings (its a self-care day on this 01/18/25)
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au where everything is the exact same except the archivist crew are the scooby gang.
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good morning everybody! *hits you with the remember to drink water beam*
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aww maaaan :( g how could you do this
gently places you in the comfiest of comfy boxes alongside your siblings who i have not disowned (Maggie G and Neil)
i appreciate this so much i will be napping here today with my siblings (its a self-care day on this 01/18/25)
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no its all five of us now i dont make the rules
gently places you in the comfiest of comfy boxes alongside your siblings who i have not disowned (Maggie G and Neil)
i appreciate this so much i will be napping here today with my siblings (its a self-care day on this 01/18/25)
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gently places you in the comfiest of comfy boxes alongside your siblings who i have not disowned (Maggie G and Neil)
i appreciate this so much i will be napping here today with my siblings (its a self-care day on this 01/18/25)
#mattpinions#my boxes!#box rating#so many box#so much box#i love box#thank you parent#and all my box siblings#i migjt be drawing this
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