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crowned-as-king · 6 days ago

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Rodgerling

Sad bean (do not feed him)

#sorry mutuals #you get a rodgerling

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crowned-as-king · 7 days ago

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

#obligatory bird reblog

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crowned-as-king · 7 days ago

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"oh, matt, where do you find it in the day to he so hateful you're so busy-"

shower.

boiling. hot. shower.

the rage comes off of me with the steam.

#shitpost #mattpinions #matt's hater tendencies #hating #keep hating #its good to hate

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crowned-as-king · 16 days ago

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no you still are. fuck you

Guys im no longer high on paint fumes dw 👍

#shitpost #mattpinions

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crowned-as-king · 16 days ago

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alright, my turn

10,000 notes and i tell all my irl friends im a girl

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crowned-as-king · 16 days ago

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how many of you guys actually like ayn rand. im tryna see how many of you need an essay

#shitpost #mattpinions #ayn rand #i fucking hate ayn rand

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crowned-as-king · 16 days ago

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your place in hell is reserved.

Any sumbitch can pull this tin star out of my stone cold hands, makes em’ rightwise gender of this here day.

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#shitpost #mattpinions #guess whos back #back again #matthews back #tell no one #for context im a native texan and i take immense offense

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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inhales

#shitpost #mattpinions #inhalation

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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you make me so incredibly angry

Hello Mechanisms Tumblr

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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reblogging is not a blog genre. its a fight to the death and i am winning.

#shitpost #mattpinions #reblog account #i love reblogging

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996. They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy.

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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im just a boy, everybody has their quirks

yall just cant handle my Freaky Eldritch Powers TM. what do you mean i have too many limbs. stop your screaming. yes i do know there are wings coming out of every orifice.

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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:3

yall just cant handle my Freaky Eldritch Powers TM. what do you mean i have too many limbs. stop your screaming. yes i do know there are wings coming out of every orifice.

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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yall just cant handle my Freaky Eldritch Powers TM. what do you mean i have too many limbs. stop your screaming. yes i do know there are wings coming out of every orifice.

#shitpost #mattpinions #im just a boy #eldritch powers lmao

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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#obligatory bird reblog #HES GREEEEEN

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crowned-as-king · 1 month ago

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Cats (2019) is worse than Doctor Who (2006) even though the show was made with the budget of a crisp packet

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