matthew/king/vardis ☆ he/love/star ☆ minor!! ☆ beta reader, freelance graphic design + video editor ☆ eye coded flesh monster ☆ tma, supernatural, marvel, and some art when i feel like it ☆
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Good octokitten of the week: Pickles
Reason: somehow regurgitated 263 rubber ducks. We don’t know where they came from, but we’re happy to have them.
Bad octokitten of the week: Defenstration
Reason: lived up to its name
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These are the bugbirds. When I saw a photo of weevil for a first time I mistook it for some kind of weird birbo.
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fuck you. [breaks you down into your base elements and deletes them one at a time]
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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system
Oh and of course us
Honourable mention
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My genuine expectation for that sentence
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My emergency contacts btw 💔💔
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staying off tumblr bc i havent finished tma and i have too many questions about why the men are in the computers and why people are being stabbed. like everyone is saying "no noooo its just a silly little fanart fanfic thing noooo its finnneee"
and im choosing to believe those who HAVE finished the series. and if i find out you guys are lying (you know who you are youll see this post) im going to put ALL of yoy in the wires
#mattpinions#shitpost#matt's hating again#the magnus archives#tma#matt's hater tendencies#im scared#terrifed even#whats wrong with my gays#whats gonna happen to my sluts#i say sluts#no theyre both sluts#spiritual sluttiness#someone put martin in a cocktail dress#off topic but i dont care#anyway
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youre my friend now. we are having soft tacos later.
i will make you a little box to sleep in
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Hmmm.
Came up during class with a friend today, so I thought I’d ask the crowd.
#as the friend#i would be a terrible john#im terrible at telling people how to do things#TURN. TURN!! YOURE GOING TO HIY TH-#sigh.#wall.#I SAID TURN!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHICH DIRECTION?!#mattpinions
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you are the absolute most. thank you so much. you are my favorite gimmick account. thank you so much. im consuming these muffins. and im putting you in my pocket to take with me.
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ITS LITERALLY NOT
sorry neil i just have to correct this besmurching of my name
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get that horse in the mosh pit NOW
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second of the @lyfrassireddatsct portraits! this one is Lyf Prime Stell, the definitely not alternate universe version of Lyf. dont ask how long the hair took.
#LOOKKSAT WHAG MY FIRNEND DOES#KISSSSS#KISSY FACE#KSKDMSMD#CONSUMPTION#LET ME EAT IT#LET ME CONSUME#BITING EARING#JDJFMGMSKJF
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Hello! An anon has requested your blendering :3
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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