#If they ever go to therapy this is canon
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Hinata talking to is therapist : So now that Tobio is also in therapy we were hoping you would be willing to meet up with HIS therapist every once in a while to decide which one of us is winning!
Therapist : Winning??
Hinata : Yeah we want to compete to see who gets healed by therapy faster!
Therapist :... I'm going to recommend we increase our appointment to twice a week.
Hinata : Ooohh good thinking! Then i'il get healed twice fast!!!
Therapist : That's not- you know what? Sure nevermind that's why!
#If they ever go to therapy this is canon#canon because i said so#incorrect quotes#haikyuu time skip#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu incorrect quotes#haikyuu#kagehina headcanon#kagehina incorrect quotes#kagehina#hinata shouyou#kageyama x hinata#kageyama tobio#married couple#therapy#crack
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mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it
and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL
#i have to break apart like 34 potential fights with my otherdimensional godly creator powers#i would be an ass therapist i will not lie. infact i would make them worse with my knowledge of their lives. never put me in a room w them#OH MY GOD I JUST REVISTED THIS IDEA AFTER LEAVING IT TO COLLECT DUST (hehehe) IN MY DRAFYS FOR A MONTH#ANS TJIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP 😭😭😭😭😭 HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭#still real tho highkey i havent changed 1 bit. ITS CANON OMG WRITE THSY DOWN WHAY WERE THE EXACT REACTIONS#ive got these guys wearing microphones i got cameras in the room i got advanced psychologists watching to explain every detail#is it a therapy session or just a badly disguised interview#nooo nooo its therapy......DONT LEAVS!!!! (activates the chains (that coincidentally all are connected to eachother) (heheheheh))#now youCANT leave😈😈😈😈😈 not until im done asking my questions ASSHOLES. dont question the handcuffs that keep you guys together please#actually id probably get like nothing out of them because theyre all repressed and defensive and whatever. BUT im simply more determined so#tricule rant#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#fandom event if the mtt ever became real. we're all lining up to the facility to ask one question#world's hardest challenge: if you could ask the murder time trio one thing what would it be#FUCK idk...... id simply hav too many questions!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!#triglycercule do your homework SHUT UO RESPONSIBLE VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!! I WONT!!!!! NOT UNTIL THIS IS DONE#fall headcanons for the trio when. i'll think of them once i'm done with homework#see a reward system! now i have a thought that i dont wanna say in tags this will be going to the side blog#anyways! i think that's enough drafts undrafted and posted i REALLY need to do my homework#i dont even have that much it's literally 2 assignments but i know damn well doing 1 of them is gonna bring me to dream and nightmare's age#sigh......... i hate school bring me back to summer break i wasSO productive. SMH
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Thinking about how similar Rose and Dirk are in this specifically-- the idea that they know what's right, they know how to fix it all, and thus they're justified in doing whatever it takes to fix it no matter what. Of COURSE putting them in a room together and isolating them for a notable length of time would make both of them Worse About This.
And of course neither of them is happy about it. They find comfort in each other because they egg each other on about this stupid fucking plan but. There's no way either of them can make the other feel ok again.
Because BOTH OF THEM know that this isn't right. Both of them know that if the rest of the gang gets there its game over, because there's no way Rose doesn't listen to the rest of the gang. Dirk is harder to convince, yes, but he'll listen to Rose and he'll listen to Roxy and he might even listen to Callie.
Neither of them wants to deal with their own issues. Neither of them knows how to deal with their own issues. Rose grew up and every time she had a major personal issue in her adolescence it was overshadowed by SAVE THE UNIVERSE. Dirk grew up alone with his only future being SAVE THE UNIVERSE. This is how each of them learned to cope. If you're having problems, then SAVE THE UNIVERSE.
It is a terrible way for them to cope.
They're trying to pretend it's not, but it is, and both of them know it is, and I can't fucking wait to see them have to grapple with that.
#me vibing#homestuck#upd8 spoilers#homestuck beyond canon#rosebot#ult dirk#im going to be thinking about i'm doing this for all of us forever#whyd you run away to do it then huh dirk#he's . sobbing.#they need to go to therapy not save the universe again#neither of them will ever do this. but i can dream.
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i can do what i want and i want a joyous davepeta pfp happy pride and dont forget to leave the cookies out for your local queers and faggots
a transparent version to put your own flags in, go crazy go stupid, please dont erase my name
#homestuck#hs#davepetasprite#davepeta#pfp#my art#davepeta was relevant for a short but brilliant moment and then disappeared from canon which i think is the smartest move frankly#nobody whos important is ever happy in paradox space#as far as i am concerned they entered the new universe and started distancing themself from the main group to build their own social circle#(cos you know the dave/karkat/jade situation is already crowded and davepeta being there might give dave a new never discovered disease)#((or crack the egg whichever happens first))#started going to like artistic workshops and shit got into modern art and archeology/taxidermy#i think dave's and nepeta's outlook on art actually gives them a pretty heathy perspective on it#not afraid to experiment focused on enjoying the process not terribly concerned with getting “better”#maybe when medical science actually gets created they can get therapyed for their depression and other shit#cos i dont think that that would poof out of existance just because nepeta is there to have self-love#actually she might also have some problems after being dead for 3 years the bubbles are actually existentially horrifying to be in#anyway davepeta rant over i love them we get it
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AAAH I have a mutual who’s 18 and he sorta kinda is flirting with this one guy who is a minor as a joke of course ( to which a concerned anon said that it’s weird ) but I can’t help but flashback to er*s
#granted the er*s situation was thoroughly complex and the reason she did those things was her copism with not being able to pull ( LLLLLLL )#and ik that guy doesn’t mean any harm etc etc he’s not messed up like some ppl#BUT I DUNNO STILL#sobbing#they’re pretty sweet so#hes*#OH AND HES IRAQI TOO I LEGIT COULDNT BELIEVE THAT#dora daily#lowkey kinda sorta sad that a whole anon was more concerned than ppl i knew and who knew my age#and freely saw it happen so readily#and everyone else on that blog#genuinely and utterly disappointed#it’s always protect minors until the minors need protecting goddamn#this is especially directed at rhy yeah I’m not censoring that#🤷♀️#too busy simping over minor characters who don’t have a time skip in canon and aging them up then complaining about it when ppl call out#the brain deadery of that behaviour#girl pls#you did not care about minors from the beginning literally bye#e[redacted] literally ruined my brain chemistry to say the least I will never go into how what she did absolutely muddled my brain never#told anyone and I don’t think I can ever tell someone ever#not to mention practically hyperventilating being unable to breath literally going into madness and ppl think that I’m overreacting and#telling me to shut up about it and blaming me for the situation as if I wanted any of this#lmaolmaolmao#all that and I was expected to do uni girl byeeee I need a good century to recover at least ☠️#the only thing I DID want is friends but clearly that was a hard ask when ppl can get friends just by existing on this god forsaken app#atp I don’t even know what to say literally just wth#yall say mdni with your dumbass banners and decorate it like something special when yall are the ones to keep from minors you disgusting#wastes of clean oxygen 😭 mdni my foot gross ass adults should’ve never trusted them#the way I’d give them therapy to their complex traumas ☠️ imagine relying on a minor for therapy
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at some point a certain fandom within the spn fandom is going to have to do some self reflection and figure out why they're so
a) wildly entitled for no reason
and b) utterly obsessed with portraying themselves as victims because they didn't get what they wanted out of a fictional ship on a cw television series.
#yes this is about the destiel fandom#saw some people starting drama over some answer jensen gave at a con#looked it up and that answer is truly an insane thing to be mad about or take in a negative way#you are choosing to be angry because you feel you need to be#you're making him a villain because you believe you need one#he did nothing wrong. he could give you everything you want and you would still find a way to make him your bad guy#simply because y'all are obsessed with being angry. it makes you feel superior#you don't need your shitty cw ship to go canon. you need to touch grass and get therapy#spn fandom discourse#anti destiel fandom#no i didn't think we'd still be here in 2024#but for some reason the destiel fandom has really been popping off lately#and somehow they pulled me back in and now here i am writing a spn discourse post in fucking 2024#anyway very excited for when that fandom finally goes away and i never have to see their bad takes and unhinged entitlement ever again
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my hot take about descendants is that NONE of the core four were ready for a relationship until maybe like, the third movie (rant in tags)
#they were still adjusting to living life without struggling to survive#a girl should not be jumping into a relationship the same week she just tried her first piece of non-rotten food lol#thats not to say I don't like the canon ships#but mal married literally the FIRST man she met in auradon. at 18.#and even as far as in descendants 2 we see them still struggling to adjust in different ways (mainly mal)#in d3 they seem to have fully assimilated into life in Auradon (as much as a VK can anyway)#so it makes sense for them to THEN seek out relationships if that's what they want.#but disney ofc wanted to act like romantic love just automatically fixes a person's problems ig?? as if a relationship wouldn't just be#added stress given the position the VKs were in in d1#not to mention dating just like. wasnt a thing on the isle (mal even says this)#and I get that the kids are craving to be loved because their parents didn't gaf about them. But I wish the first movie focused more on the#finding that love in each other than romantically with outside people. a sort of “they had love in them all along” moment.#and then this fandom loves to argue about whether Jarlos/Janelos was 'rushed'. at least Carlos (and Jay +lonnie) waited a few months before#throwing themselves into the dating scene. Poor evie had her heart broken within like 3 days of being in Auradon. no wonder she was willing#to help steal the wand lol.#Anyway to wrap up this rant I didn't even mean to go on#I just think that kids who have spent the first 14-16 years of their lives fighting to survive and being put through continuous trauma on a#daily basis don't need dating right away. they need THERAPY.#if anyone here has seen stranger things its kinda an El and Mike situation were its like. the girl grew up in a lab and fell for the first#boy in regular society who was kinda nice to her lol. thats how I view Mal and Ben#same with doug and evie. he was nicer than chad but he still fell for her for her looks and she still fell for him because he was the first#guy in auradon to be genuinely interested in her. also evie had a whole “I dont need a prince” arc and ended up with a man anyway?#my problem with janelos was always that Carlos never quite worked out his mommy issues or his anxiety. I feel like he'd be afraid of hurtin#her even though that boy wouldn't hurt a fly. and we see Jane get pretty stressed out herself- have you ever been in a relationship where#both of you have anxiety? cause it either goes really well (you help keep each other calm) or REALLY terribly (you make each other spiral)#I actually really liked Lonnie and Jay (though I feel like it would've had a bigger payoff if she was in d3. not sure why she wasn't but I#wont dunk on that because it couldve been smth to do with her actress). I think Lonnie is someone who can 'handle' Jay well and match his#energy. And I like the idea of Jay finding someone he's loyal to after being commitment-phobic for 1 1/2 movies and the whole first book lo#and ofc I have to throw this in here: any auradon kid the VKs get with is never going to grasp even half of what they went through.#this doesnt mean they can't try to understand and be empathetic. but it will always cast a shadow on VK/AK relationships.
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Me the other day: yeah yeah let's revisit that one bit at the end of Night Watch and have them STILL never quite properly address the bit where it sounds like Vetinari is trying to ask Vimes out
Me today when I have shit to do: but what if I write about them addressing it in a very thorough and physical manner though 👀
#four meetings and a therapy appointment today lol#and my brain is just going#'what if instead of having thoughts you had this in your head instead'#ETA: the funniest thing about this is that i am asexual and i think probably vetinari is meant to be ace in canon as well gjdhdbd#since when has either of THOSE things ever stopped me though
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oh iris how i love you and the weight of your magic
#she's a tragedy and i love her oops#she didnt want ot be a magical girl but it happened anyway and she had a hard time controlling her powers#she had a fight with a Big Bad and it resulted in her being cursed/trapped in her magical form so she cant go back to her mundane human self#she's my true “stuck between two worlds” character and i adore her#i'm sorry i put you in pain gurllll but u sure do a lot for me#(i made iris when taking a new medication that shot me directly into mania and the worst suicidal depression i've ever had )#(she is proof that pain can turn into something more beautiful. that without pain i wouldnt have my art.#i channel so much into my OCs (magicals Especially) and iris is just very dear to me because i learned a lot through creating her#having her and relating her to my other characters....... it's really something else to be able to share this with others#im playing charlie in my MG rpg and Iris is charlie's ally NPC#she hasnt shown up in game yet but she exists in canon and i am so excited to share her and her complex relations with charlie/people too#gahhhhhhh i could talk about OCs all day ughhhhhh......#OCs are free therapy#steffydraws#art#artists on tumblr#iris#oc#ocs#my ocs#magical girls#original character#drawing#colors#digital art
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if you think shen jiu is “a rancid, horrible, radioactive level toxic of a man” fine, whatever, but please use an “anti” or “negativity” tag and not his primary tag. thank you!
As per suggestion I have removed it solely bc it might make people uncomfortable.
But also WHAT. DID YOU NOT READ THE DAMN POST HE IS CANONICALLY THAT.
#speechless.jpeg???????#anon he IS horrible. bc he abuse bingge what#and i EXPLICITLY said that i will fight poeple who woobify him.#bc of this i will need to clarify the deepest secret ive ever had in my stupid life:#yes. i am a shen jiu liker. his horrible aura and shitty demeanor captured me like a scientist to an interesting radioactive rock#HE HAS LAYERS AND IT WASN'T EXPLORED ENOUGH IN CANON#I wanna bite him so bad i wanna shake him like bones in my mouth#we could do so many things with his backstory and pidw canon!!!!! like fuck?? his view of himself is so so skewed#if i could ever write anything i wanna put him in therapy. lets go babygirl im dragging u to therapy#dont you DARE accuse me of being his anti or negativity or whatever when i was busy thinking about how can i make him and yqy in character#like actually thats so hard? both has different level of frequency and it hurtssssss#am i a shen jiu liker? yes. is he an asshole? yes.#he needs to stay that way even after slef discovery bc cang qiong need one sharp tongued full of suspicion and quick witted peak lord and#its not gonna be yqy#[borealis.mail]
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Ship Swap(💕)
Me: I need to switch these characters around for them to be in the other's place.
Characters in Question: *Must be placed in a crappy situation, which was caused by their counterparts' family being awful(iykyk)*
Also the Characters in Question: *Have happy, loving families who would never hurt them of their own free will*
Me: I don't wanna make these happy families awful! And the abusive pieces of crap don't deserve to be made nice.
The Gremlin in the Back of my Brain That Likes to See Sunshine Children Suffer and Feeds on Their Pain: K i d n a p
Me: Oh, god, YOU AGAIN?! Must you always make suggestions that lead to my sunshine children (especially Tanjirou) ending up dead, tortured, turned into an "enemy", or any combination thereof?!
Gremlin: Did I stutter? Let the children be kidnapped! Traumatize them, the one isn't going to emotionally stunt himself!
Me: *unimpressed*
#demon slayer#kny au#swap au#💕#writing#kny fanfic#you ever get that?#where you want/need to change a character's circumstances#but their canon life won't allow it#and you can't bear to shake it up as needed#so you go the trauma and depression route?#manga spoilers#barely#one of those iykyk things#but this is in case of the notes#*slaps fanfic* this bad boy can fit so many traumatized sunshines!#this is literally what happened as I was writing the kamado siblings and mitsuri#they need therapy#desperately#i might too tbh#at least the gremlin spared Yoriichi and Uta#mostly...#they're breathing#can't say much else
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I'm 14 eps into Station 19 and ngl I'm starting to need Bobby in a crossover with them so those writers can finally convince this man to go to therapy
#they've made two firefighters afraid of fire within those 14 eps and they pretty much immediately addressed it for both of them???#they got to confide in others and get help so fast#travis even got to go to group therapy in the same ep where he first froze in a fire#truly a wild experience considering bobby's canonically been at risk of panic attacks bc of fire since 2016 (in an ep that aired in 2019)#and not one single person has ever said a WORD about it#911 writers TAKE SOME DANG NOTES#911#station 19#mine.#text#bobby
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olivace's mom is interesting bc he doesn't really talk abt her but also like. man. being left as a child fucks you up. being left by a parent who's supposed to care for you and help you Fucks You Up. esp if that parent has just left you with your abuser like......... man
#ive got a thought or two abt her but nothing too specific#'flexibility' or lex/lexi for short.......#au jam'd some stuff abt a helio/stratos swap out and in that we put her in command but im not sure where she'd go in canon#besides Away From Vace's Dad#i feel like she probably dies during the crash but i have to say#it would be interesting if she didnt lol#tho i dont think they ever reconcile regardless u kno#i dont think theres anything there to save. i dont think either of them would want to#i dont really even think there's any way for either of htem to necessarily get closure abt the other#IDK ITS INTERESTING it might be interesting to explore in the wake of post therapy vace#i think in some way his dads physical abuse is more 'acceptable' than his moms abandonment to him u kno#he doesnt really talk abt the second the same way he talks abt the first u kno#bc his dad is a physical pain and his mom would be emotional#idk im curious. it never comes up in his endcards but im curious if anything would ever come of it#guy who is thinking abt this bc shes reading dont fear the reaper rn LOL#teenexo shit#i was a teenage exocolonist spoilers#abuse talk#teenexo stuff
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thinking about my wol urianger au while i was at work and making myself sad
#the way shb works there is that the secret hes convincing exarch to keep while exarch tries to summon the remaining scions is#that uri fully plans to die and made exarch agree to send him to the rift and abandon him once the lightwardens are all dead#hes tired of watching other people die and would rather do it himself especially in this verse. of course. gwaha simply doesnt let him at#the end. you ever have two suicidal guys trying to arm wrestle about who gets to die while also trying to keep all their friends from#realizing thats the endgame plan is someone trying to sacrifice themselves#he still stays in il mheg for a while trying to study titania but its nowhere near as fervent as in canon because hes just. oh its fine.#ill die and then itll be done.#me lying on my back on the ground#me: hey uri are you ever gonna like go to ye olde therapy for that ptsd?#uri: nay why?#me: thats what i thought youd say you fucking elf#also the arr bit where you have to kill a bunch of soldiers while fighting rhitatyn. bad for wol au uri. thinking abt that also#laurel views things like that as a natural byproduct of war and idealism so shes not as fucked up about it#meanwhile this clown--#ooc
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if you get an ask from me (probably from @clawsextended ) yes you absolutely did i have selina brainrot and i have for literally like three hours now.
#ooc. o kaptain.#[the best idea i ever had was going ‘I write lofi miyazaki selina who is also a scene from elfen lied’ and beyond on both sides of that#spectrum. i am cringe but i am free and she is nearly 40 with a child she stole. solidifes my own canon like striking an anvil. fuck it. i#do not care even remotely. over here probably gonna kitty. probably gonna some doc bloom. today’s possibilities are endless. i can focus?? i#love you so much aderall holy fuck. i need my recc letters for my new job and then i can start. it’s whacky because my indeed is full of job#shit for various therapy professional positions because i GUESS my masters works for that?? wild. man im glad I actually did all that school#shit. like I wouldn’t readily recommend it and I think it’s a case by case basis where academia is concerned. college ain’t for everybody it#is very fucking boring and very fucking difficult and if you’re neurodivergent it’s dick. but Christ I’m glad I have a particular and#lifelong hyperfixation with education and development… that I didn’t even realize until I was an adult. okay okay. that’s a lot. time to#write. love you guys!! maybe I’ll make a fucking promo for selina that I like. pls support my brand 🥺🥺 I am TRYING. I have awful cottonmouth#that feels like it’s from hell.]
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cant stopthinking about betty
#^ another post thats rlly funny with my current pfp. canon#anyways its genuinely terminal#i cant remember if ive already said this but i think its cause even tho i know for a fact i mustve watched episodes with her in it#because my brother says we did when we watched it as kids. i had ZERO memory of ever witnessing anything to do with her#other than ofc like. holly jolly secrets LOL but that doesnt count#i only knew of that stuff secondhand during the period where i was kind of just occasionally hearing about the show as it aired when i#wasnt watching it. so basically while i already kind of knew what happened. this is me experiencing her as a character and her plotline#essentially for the first time. and realizing ohmy god shes the best character ever. holy fawk.......................#i only just started my at rewatch and i just started s2#but before that i had skimmed thru a guy's reactions to the full series which led to me watching her episodes for the first time. and MAN.#man. i love her somsuchh oh my god. BETTYYYYYTHAHRAHGHRHGRHRGHRGH#when the character is loving to the point of unhealthy obsession and sacrificing their entire life for the other person#that shit is like cocaine to me#rlly rlly hoping that f&c addresses how crazy and fucked her constantly sacrificing everything for simon is#literally GO TO THERAPY GIRL. GO TO CHAOS GOD THERAPY.#but then again. if she went to therapy she wouldnt be a cool wizard. so maybe its not worth it#also i love a good ''normal average human character slowly becoming less and less human until they are unrecognizable''#serena.txt
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