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I only nut to flex on my depression

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1. selfie

Done

2. what would you name your future kids?

    I’ve always said I wanted to name my first kid either Joaquin or Esperanza. After that I have some ideas.

3. do you miss anyone?

    Many, many people.

4. what are you looking forward to?

     The Colts killing the Jags today, and the day I have my one place.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

     Many people. Shoutout to Kylie, Hunter, Dalton, Arianna, and others.

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

     Yes. Even friendships.

7. what was your life like last year?

     I was in my last year of college and trying to survive, and live life on my own.

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

     Not sure. I don’t think so?

9. who did you last see in person?

    My mom, but the last person I don’t live with is my girlfriend.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

     I’m decent at it, but I generally choose not to.

11. are you listening to music right now?

     Surprisingly no, I’ll change that soon though.

12. what is something you want right now?

     My Christmas gifts. I’ll give mine away early too.

13. how do you feel right now?

    Solid. I need to shower and my back hurts a little, but otherwise fine.

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

     Again, my gf, last night.

15. personality description

     Relaxed but ready to go and do something, willing to help, and is generally cool with everything.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

     What the fuck kind of question - yeah, everyone has. I guess if you’re wanting me to say something here, I can’t think of anytthing juicy so sorry, maybe I’ll edit this sometime.

17. opinion on insecurities.

     It’s okay to have them, it’s not okay to use them as an excuse to inhibit your life and growth.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

     In a way, yes, and in a way, no. My independence and carefree lifestyle is missed, but stress related to those I do not.

19. have you ever been to New York?

     Twice, when I was little. I remember it being the first time I ever did karaoke.

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

     I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS... CAAAAAAAALLIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

jk probably Lovesick or some song by Mura Masa.

21. age and birthday?

     21, 1/2. hehehe it matches the question number and my birthday is the reverse.

22. description of crush.

     tattooed, thicc, can kill at office trivia, and a sweet overall girl :)

23. fear(s)

      Wasps, Dying alone, sometimes heights.

24. height

      6′0″.

25. role model

     I actually am planning on making a series of picture frames of all my role models. But off the top of my head, Roger Federer, Obama, Bill Nye, Bob Ross.

26. idol(s)

     What’s the difference?

27. things i hate

     Top 5: The New England Patriots, Pickles, University of Alabama Crimson Tide, Mosquitos, and that thing that happens with the fancy coke machines where you stop pressing the button but the soda keeps flowing so your drink overflows.

28. i’ll love you if…

    I have fun around you or you compliment me in any way.

29. favourite film(s)

     Truman Show, Alien, The Room, Princess Mononoke.

30. favourite tv show(s)

     Arrested Development, Firefly, Durarara!!!, and Avatar,.

31. 3 random facts

     About me, or that I know? I’ll go with about me. 

     I write with my right, but throw with my left. 

     I don’t produce Vitamin D, so my bones can get brittle if I don’t take supplements. 

     I aspire to be a voice actor.

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

I’ve come to notice many of my friends are girls. Not sure why. 

33. something you want to learn

     How to play an instrument or a third language.

34. most embarrassing moment

     Too many to count. I’ll go with going to a formal dance dressed extremely casually.

35. favourite subject

     In terms of school? Probably Geography, or Chemistry.

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

    Being able to dunk a basketball, Going to Spain, and having a fully smart home.

37. favourite actor/actress

     My fav actors are prob Gary Oldman, Jim Carrey, and Colin Firth. Actresses are Sigourney Weaver, Alyson Hannigan, and Lupita Nyong’o

38. favourite comedian(s)

     Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedburg, and the two members of Flight of the Conchords.

39. favourite sport(s)

     To play, Tennis, Basketball, Soccer, Football, Baseball, Volleyball, Golf.

     To watch, Football, Basketball, Soccer, Tennis, Hockey, Rugby.

40. favourite memory

     Falling asleep, as comfortable as I’ve ever been, in the back of my dad’s Ford, on a roadtrip to Boston. I was happy.

41. relationship status

     Taken! @hellaradsharks

42. favourite book(s)

     I just finished this novel called “The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle”, and it’s in contention. Otherwise, the Great Gatsby, The Westing Game, and The Martian.

43. favourite song ever

     Impossible to answer. 

44. age you get mistaken for

     Anywhere from 19-27.

45. how you found out about your idol

     Sports, politics, and general media

46. what my last text message says

     “Yeah I am, and yeah I do. I’m not available at the moment tho”

47. turn ons

     Tbh it depends on the person, but off the top of my head, Intelligence, lip bites, nice laughter, red hair occasionally, and a person knowing what makes them attractive.

48. turn offs

     Oppression, and a bad attitude.

49. where i want to be right now

     At the Colts Jags game. 

50. favourite picture of your idol

     I don’t have one, but here is my favorite one of his brother.

51. starsign

     Capricorn!

52. something i’m talented at

     Trivia Knowledge, particularly relating to flags, sports, and science.

53. 5 things that make me happy

     Friends, Video Games, Tech, Sports, and Good Food.

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

     I need to schedule a dentist appointment.

55. tumblr friends

     I knew her before then, but she’s the closest person on here @kylorenpunk. Also, despite really only knowing her because of the homie @percussionaryarts, @an-angsty-cat tends to reblog my things fairly often, so thank you! 

56. favourite food(s)

     Pizza, Pasta, Paella.

57. favourite animal(s)

     Penguins, Flamingos, Narwhals, Iguanas.

58. description of my best friend

     I have multiple. I’ll go with short ones for a few. 

     Bitter, Dry, Brilliant.

     Talented, Wise, Unhealthy.

     Intelligent, Emotional, Funny.

     Caring, Concerned, Capable.

     Intelligent, Irresponsible, Fun.

     Sweet, Tempermental, Distant.

59. why i joined tumblr

     My ex made me one, and I just kept using it since.

60. ask me anything you want

Guys, please, Ask me ANYTHING. Doesn’t matter how weird, creepy, or whatever. Especially if it’s a DM or message. I’ll answer it. 

Try me.

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The Tampa Tribune, Florida, December 11, 1954

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

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this is the greatest tweet of 2018

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the dwayne "the dwayne" dwayne

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hey guys it’s him

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I was watching Barney Halloween and uh