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okok genuine question: do we dislike coolen because shes a bad author or a bad person?
Ngl this took me a hot minute to understand you were talking about Colleen HOOVER, (at least, I think you are?) and not colleen in my fic 💀💀💀💀
I can't say I hate the actual person because of her books; I haven't read them. And based on everyones feedback, it seems I'm not missing much 🤷🏻♀️
So I think I'm the wrong person to answer that specifically, but we hate the made up Colleen because she's a silly bitch 🥰
#Idk if this is what you were looking for#idk anything tbh i just work here man#Chat is colleen a bad person?#I fear i am uneducated in this field#thanks anon!#anons welcome#porkasks#ask pork
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hellooo how was your day/what did you do today? :p
hulloo!!! i was debating saving this ask for a rainy day, but i think i shall answer it now. i woke up late, talked with one of my irl besties, napped, ate lunch, had to UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL FIREFOX >:( because it got corrupted somehow, took another nap, ate dinner, working on some sewing for a family member, gotta prepare for an interview tomorrow, and then i shall watch link click and read ^_^
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hey!! i’m interested in learning how to sew to make plushies bc there’s a character from a show i just need a plushie of and you seemed like a great person to ask. so, do you have any advice for a person who is basically completely new to sewing something like a plushie. i have embroidery and cross stitch experience but that really isn’t transferable stitching lol even if it’s just basic patterns to follow or small tips anything would be appreciated!!!
Hi nonny! I will probably have a longer answer in the morning, but for now I cannot recommend sewdesune's free Stater Pack Plush Patterns highly enough. It's a pack of plush patterns in four different difficulty levels, all of which are extremely well explained, that start you off with an explainer of the very basics of sewing and teach you new plushie skills with each new level of pattern. All of her patterns are very very well designed, but she really went above and beyond for this one, and it is designed for people who have never sewn before. If you're okay with letting me know which character you want to plushify, I might have some pattern recs for you? Some characters are easier to plushify than others, but I might know of a pattern you could use as a base to start your modifications from
#ask away!#idk if this is what you were looking for#or if you want advice on where to get fabric?#honestly if you've done embroidery and cross stitch you can sew#you've got experience controlling thread tension and making even stitches#and sewing plushies is almost entirely just straight stitching#I spent my first several months of plushie making just handsewing them#and I still handsew some of them sometimes#that black and white chicken I made this week was entirely handsewn because I wanted to sew it sitting at my desk where my air purifier was#I could have moved my air purifier but it was just a little chicken so I hand sewed it lol#the main non-straight stitch I use with plushies is the ladder stitch#and for appliques I think it's called the whip stitch? around the edges of the applique#but you can totally just use the straight stitch if you want to while appliqueing#I did for several months when I was starting out sewing plushies and then decided I wanted to try a different stitch
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as an inniter, do you find leo to be similar to tommyinnit? in what ways are they similar? i am asking purely out of curiosity /gen
Oooh okay so yes but like not majorly. I don’t think they’re super duper alike. Leo is a lot more sarcastic and witty with his humor and like… idk how to describe Tommy’s humor. It’s a lot of completely bizarre bits. I have both of their styles of humor because I love them bith
the big similarities I see are like, you know that classic tommyinnit video intro ‘most people find me annoying at first’ I feel like that REALLY applies to Leo lmao. He’s annoying as shit. I guess that’s just how I like them.
the other similarity is how Tommy is just so damn brother coded. Everyone he speaks to loves him. Everyone is endeared by him. He will just meet someone and use the charisma blast on them in his own Tommy way and they’ll love him
this reminds me a lot of Leo. His charisma, ofc he’s brother coded because he had brothers but like the way he can get people to love him in spite of being kind of annoying. Like how he is with señor hueso. He is clearly annoyed by Leo but he cares. Yk??
that’s about all though. They are similar in some ways but I don’t like Leo because he reminds me of Tommy or anything like that. To me they are mostly individual they just share a couple of traits that I happen to enjoy
#I also turn on the annoying charm blast when meeting people#I learned it from tommy#But anyways yeah.#idk if this is what you were looking for#Leonardoturtle#Asks#Also great question I loved thinking about this#Rottmnt#dsmp#tmnt#mcyt#leonardo hamato#tommyinnit
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homie, you have the best dad copia headcanons so i’m asking if you have any for father figure copia ones 😔✊🏽 particularly for one with academic burnout — who, me? no, i’m not projecting
Burn out is something that copia is really familiar with. He didn't get to where he is in the clergy today just by doing the bare minimum. Although I think that now that he looks back on it he kind of regrets it bc he probably shouldn't have skipped that meal or spent so long locked away studying (maybe he'd have more friends) or maybe he should have taken more breaks and paced himself.
He knows what it feels like to think that you HAVE to be good at something, even if it's paperwork just so you get acknowledged and maybe years ago he wouldn't have really thought about how burn out affected others but now he takes notice whenever he sees a sibling that looks a little too tired or spends a little too long in the library hunched over books.
I think he'd make the effort to try and distract you in hopes that you'll realize how sleepy you are or that you deserve breaks. He wishes someone would have done that for him.
Afterwards he'd fix you a big plate of pasta and then make sure you get to bed alright and he'd keep an eye on you from then on out. Are you eating enough? Sleeping? Taking breaks? Getting fresh air? Or at least nag you until you realize life isn't all about work and you deserve some relaxation
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#wyll#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#minsc#jaheira#durge#oc: noon#anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case#spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3#tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL#i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy#also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh
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I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)
why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!
and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.
And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!
And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!
#they would probably be exposed in the funniest way possible#imagine someone brought an artifact to an inter-sect gathering#that started#idk#a marriage hunt or something for whoever it gets put on#and the person who brought it wants to embarrass the cang qiong sect#so they put it on Shen Qingqiu obvi#they start their dramatic villain monolog as the artifact streets to activate#and then fizzled out?#everyone would look in confusion before Shen Qingqiu takes off the artifact#and hands it over to Wei Qingwei to seal away#“what? this can't be” the negative iq cannon fodder would say#“The only way the artifact would fail is if you were already marr-” then Shang Qinghua stabs them in the throat#then everyone would be all#You're married?!!??#And you never told anyone??!!!??!#Is your husband Yue Qingyuan??!#Or Liu Qingge?!!!??#And then Shen Qingqiu would have to say that it's the blood covered fucker over there#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#cumplane#blorbo#ily shang qinghua 💞#writing prompt#fanfiction#suggestive
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Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti
Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!
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#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#lady and the tramp scene be upon ye#well i can't be original all the time!#I think Edwin made the spaghetti using magic ingredients#he worked very hard to make it taste similar to the real thing#even though none of the ingredients are something you would usually find in pasta#(charles asked what they were and edwin said he didn't want to know)#so i guess new magic item: pasta ghosts can eat lol#at first i was going to draw charles laughing because i like to think he is the type to laugh when he's nervous#but it looked kinda mean so quiet wonder it is#For this is the night#and the heavens are right#On this lovely bella notte#maybe charles put the song on trying to be funny idk
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#stargate sg1#stargate atlantis#neko atsume#almost cried drawing that cute little fucking tac vest on jack btw. look at him.#not in love with all of the atlantis team especially rodney and weir and tela i fuckim struggled with them#like i'm happy with how they look it's fine but short of sticking a maple leaf on rodney or something you know#it's the props#i couldn't figure out how to make who they were obvious. idk man they're cute and i know who they are I guess. felt the same with sam tbh#giving her a little math sheet felt a lil cheap but you know what it's done i'm not gonna keep workin on these the gateroom killed me dead.#also i woulda done the other sg1 members that show up later but I haven't gotten there yet in my watch-thru.#like i saw them as a kid when it was airing on tv but not yet while actually paying attention to things like the plot#my posts#my art#stargate#the sg1 one was done first so that's why i didn't end up putting a lot of detail into the planet they landed on vs how much detail#i had to keep leaving out of the fucking got dam gateroom why is there so much detail in that room hey guys what the hell is up with that r
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WE ARE | EP16
#we are#we are the series#we are series#tanfang#aou thanaboon#aouboom#boom tharatorn#my edits#weareedit#AOUBOOM MAIN LEADS WHEN???#i do appreciate them and the way they’ve been portraying tanfang#i know tan was a bit over the top 99% of the time#but every scene and touch felt so genuine#and i’m not gonna credit that to new#bc he wasn’t able to direct ppw in a way that didn’t make their kisses look a bit awkward#i know scenes have to look aesthetically pleasing in some way#and that’s why we keep having to deal the ‘no one would kiss with this much space for jesus between each other’ complaints#but like look at aouboom here#this is mostly them and their acting choices in my humble opinion#and don’t get me started on the pecks#ppw BARELY touched the other one’s lips when they had to do a peck kiss#like cmon the difference between ppw and aouboom pecks is insane#i’m sorry for picking on ppw but i’m a bit sad that some of their romantic scenes were a bit lackluster#especially that very last kiss which tbh i rather wouldn’t have seen bc it felt a bit awkward to me#but that may be just me#i need new to get a bit more frisky with kiss scenes when it comes to his directing#bc i feel like friskier kiss scenes only happen when the actors mostly do their thing after finding out what the director wants#(maybe i’m completely wrong about new but tkdkfdkddkdk)#and don’t get me wrong idgaf if there are kisses or not but if there’s a kiss scene you should commit instead of holding yourself back idk#and ppw definitely need a better director to help them achieve that bc jojo was definitely better at directing them
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suddenly felt a call to draw the ouppies and was unable to resist
#trousled arts#atbb#undertale#underswap#swapfell#papyrus#smoking#russ#stretch#fluff#i ran out of time and energy before i could draw pitbull edge folks im sorryyyyyy 😔#he'll be a bonus in the next batch whenever i decide to draw the kity versions i promise#gotta get my furry drawing practice in. for what? idk. my health probably#i did discover that if i actually Look at my references i can get the shapes down surprisingly quickly who'da thunk#the different stages of stretch were very funny. he started out longer than that for the record#also the reason fluff isn't included in the first drawing is bc his type of dog is like the same size as stretch's and thats fucked up#russ went from being the tallest skeleton to like. squashable height compared to the others. proportions of a small bug perhaps#also also he's missing his goop tearstreaks bc 1. i forgot and 2. i dont wanna draw that on a dog :( it wouldf look creepy and sad :(#but you get it look at the dogs i like them they are cute i think
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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they were EXES and ROOMATES---
(Click 4 more quality plsss)
After a LONG time without speaking to each other, the two meet again at the university of magic and spells...
After that, the two ran to try to change dorms LOLOL 🟣🟦
#i hate it that you can tell what drawings were made days ago and what drawings are recent#the last 2 ones look so much better#its a silly “”comic“” but idk how to introduce this au to you guys soo...#the fairy godparents job#fairy oddparents#the fairy oddparents#fairy odd parents#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#the fairy oddparents a new wish#fop anw#fopanw#fop a new wish#peri fop#fop peri#irep fairly oddparents#peri x irep#fop irep#irep#fop college days au#poof fairywinkle cosma#fop poof#perirep#poof cosma#fop foop#fairly oddparents foop#peri#my art#artists on tumblr
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Charles' thing is that he wants to feel alive and that's part of the reason why he decided to never move on to the afterlife right? Meanwhile Edwin thinks Charles will move on and that he'll be alone again because 'he isn't good with people'.
But then when the Night Nurse shows up a second time Charles is ready to go wherever -including Hell- as long as Edwin shouldn't have to go back there, meanwhile Edwin refuses that they be split up, and both are okay with being sent together to the Lost and Found Department to be sorted out later as long as they're together-
#does this make sense#like#charles -> stay on earth#then charles is like -> fuck earth edwin n°1#edwin -> stay out of hell and wander alone ig#then edwin -> stay with charles#although you can argue that charles wanted to stick around the one dude that was nice to him since the start but like#idk how to explain it#he'd rather argue for edwin's case than argue to stay on earth#edwin not going back to hell is his main goal in the discussion#meanwhile edwin's goal is that they stay together + that he doesn't go back to hell#i do wonder what it would've looked like if they'd gone to the lost and found department#do they try to escape it#does charles find out where he was headed#anyways another day of being very normal about this show#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#paynland#payneland#i know that charles' whole motivation isn't just that he wishes he were still alive and that he wish he hadn't had his life stolen from him#but my thoughts are not coherent enough for any type of deep character analysis essay and i would probably mischaracterize him horribly#wonder what was edwin's plan when he came out of hell cuz he went back to his highschool so was he just doing a bit of visiting#“oh hello place where i died”
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arrives 15 min late with a latte
......sup
#yosuke hanamura#persona 4#cool now that its done i can ramble in the tags#fellas im surprised hes here and done#did not think that was gonna happen#fuck i forgot smth#eh ill fix it before i make my print#anywho i might make more i might not who knows not i#yukiko is the next one i have half an idea on but also i have some shining nikki designs rattling around with my sole braincell#i also made a shadow alt for the back but idk if i like the mouth so yall arent gonna see him#also i need to find a gold foil guy that does odd sizes and like moq of 1#bc i wanna do this in gold foil#and its tarot card size bc im dumb as hell#but i want a print for my wall and i know sure as shit no one else will want one hence the moq of 1#my heart wants to make the whole major arcana for p4 but my past completed works says °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ 𝑛𝑜 °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・#so whatever gets done will get done#also im gonna reblog this a lot bc i put in too many hours to get a singular note by me so like if you dont wanna see it block me lmfao#if you have any hot takes for future cards please share with the class bc i only have ideas for yukiko and a full cast she does not make fr#so uh yeah yeehaw#idk what else to ramble about but like cannot believe yosuke fucking hanamura is the first chara to get a completed piece in 5 years#im not fucking kidding#the rest were all quick graphite or abandoned#hes not even my fave in p4- thats naoto protag chan kou and nanako#boys lucky to hit top 5#he just kinda crawled into my affection like some kind of sad pathetic creature idk how it happened either#maybe hes overprocessed now that im looking at it#nope i looked too long this is it this is how he is#ill do better by the women i promise
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I know how specific this might sound so don't please don't hesitate to let this ask brew for a bit!: I'm wondering how loser!König would fair with a southern transmasc reader? Someone who's clearly backwoods country,but also cuntry, ya know? Ain't much to do other than swim in the rivers if your lucky,or check out nature if your not wanting to see the small towns scattered between said nature. Love love love your writings ofc,keep up the amazing work!
This is incredibly specific. I love it. Okay here we go I hope this tickles your fancy. Prob could be enjoyed by everyone.
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☆ Loser!König was intrigued with you right from the start. He’s never met anyone like you before.
☆ He feels so comfortable with you. It was like he could tell you anything, and you’d just nod along. Not even so much as quirking an eyebrow at the odd things he says as you wade your ankles into the creek, hunting for crawdads to make friends with, just for the fun of it.
☆ He felt like he was swept off his feet, it’s amazing how such a simple lifestyle can feel so… magical, so thrilling. A whirlwind adventure that’s makes him feel alive, but simultaneously gives him a cozy, relaxing warmth foreign to him.
☆ (He’s not really sure if it’s the lifestyle, or if it’s just you.)
☆ You were so down to earth, so genuine, and you’d accepted König for who he was. His infatuation with you started here, and snowballed rapidly, and before he knew it he was in too deep.
☆ Funny, too. He doesn’t remember the last time he’s laughed this hard, this much. It’s always a good time with you.
☆ The stargazing is his favorite part. Konig’s fingers threaded together and resting on his waist. Lying in the bed of your shoddy old pickup truck, the stars clear and beautiful in the middle of no where.
☆ It’s still hard to keep his focus on the stars when you’re right next to him, your arms folded to use your hands as a pillow, shoe absentmindedly swirling as you soak in the night sky. He can’t help the way his eyes are lingering. How his head keeps tilting to admire you, taking you in as you lay.
☆ It’s the beer, he thinks. He’s had too much. Flushing his cheeks and giving him that warm feeling in his chest.
☆ No, maybe it’s the atmosphere. It’s so romantic out here, just you and him and the night sky.
☆ No, it’s definitely you.
☆ He wants to leave his old life behind, he wants to stay out here with you forever. He wants to chase this feeling, he wants to chase you.
☆ The air between you is electric. He can’t stop thinking about how he wants to touch you. How badly he wants to hold your hand, how he has the overwhelming urge to kiss you. As he stares at you, he can’t help but wonder if you feel it too.
☆ He’s thinking about you sliding on top of him, straddling him. Grinding down on him, teasing him, his hands on your hips as you revel in his needy whines and moans. He wants you to take him - right here, right now
☆ The thought alone is enough to bring his cock to attention.
☆ “See something you like, handsome?”
☆ A cheeky grin spreads thick as you side-eye him, watching him snap his head back to the night sky, as if that was going to save him, as if you haven’t been feeling the burn of his stare this entire time.
☆ You got him, successfully flustered him, he’s sure he’s ruined it.
☆ “Well, don’t play shy now.”
☆ He doesn’t even know what to say, tongue-tied and trying to put out the heat just under his skin, but he’s only fanning the flame.
☆ He’ll carefully meet your gaze, his mouth dry and his lips twisted in worry.
☆ “S’okay.”
☆ He gives a shaky nod, hoping it’s dark enough out here that you can’t see the glow on his cheeks.
☆ A hand slips from behind your head, elbow propped up on the ribbed tailbed, wrist limp as you offer your hand.
☆ Konig swallows, eyes wide and flitting between your hand and your eyes, twinkling as they reflect the stars.
☆ “Don’t make it weird, dude. Just hold my stupid hand.”
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#hope i delivered sir ����#this one was more romantic than slutty idk how that happened sorry if it wasn’t what you were looking for eep#dads in his feels today lmao#thanks for your ask this was fun#also thank you for your kind words y’all make me RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR#dad loves ya king <3#uhohask#dadscannons#loser!konig#konig#könig#konig cod#könig cod#konig call of duty#könig call of duty#call of duty#gentle!konig#cod#cod x reader#könig x reader#konig fic#konig headcannons#könig fic#konig x reader#x reader
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