#I’m stuck like this

[sweetie-peaches]

Everyday I am woken up from slumber and faced with the reality that I will never have what others have in my life

[brontes]

the ‘world’s best predator’ scene really needs to be delivered with sarcasm, cutting but muted in contrast to the dramatic demonstrations, not whatever weird yelling thing the movie did was

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[nikoco11]

i had a nice thought today !!!

[tinartss]

oh they’re in love love

[mothervega]

anyone out there who enjoys both Bive and The Smiler i’m boutta summon all of you cuz I MADE A SMILER INSPIRED BIVE AVATAR MUAHAHAHAHAA

[chloesimaginationthings]

i’m a very big and very happy fan of vanessa and lemme tell you they way she is portrayed with glitchtrap makes me laugh SO HARD

🩷BESTIES 4 EVER🩷

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[pangur-and-grim]

it’s hard for me to feed myself right now (just in terms of physical ability), so my mom drove me and the animals to her place. she carried the cats in first, because I had to butt-scoot up the front stairs, and once inside, Pangur got scared and ran. she’s tucked herself away somewhere, and nobody can find her. I probably could, and I could lure her out and make her feel safe again, except that I’m largely immobile. I keep falling on the crutches and fucking my leg up further, and the likeliest hiding spots are up or down a fleet of stairs. it’s been 4 hours, and it’s killing me not to look for her. I’m so tempted to crawl down the basement stairs, broken leg be damned.

[myfriendgoo94]

i always feel like a slutty lil angel when i wear this dress 😇

[nerdyfangirlmel]

I need to remind people who think percabeth is happening to fast that these two idiots have no idea. We know and Grover knows and apparently Luke knows and he ain’t even there. But percabeth does not know.

[martyfive]

winner winner chicken dinner

[strange-aeons]

YOU'RE IN HOSPITAL?

HAHA AS OF TODAY I AM ON THE LOOSE

[l3viat8an]

Stuck somewhere between Mammon can solve a rubik’s cube in like 30 seconds or Mammon can’t solve a rubik’s cube to save his life.

[withdenim]

How sad to watch him grow

[prickleestull]

how i think cod characters text:

Price: unnecessarily correct, doesn’t make typos, uses paragraphs, understands texting slang but will pretend he doesn’t

(Do you know where I left my keys? I can’t find them anywhere, and I’ve already checked all the usual places.)

(SMH? I haven’t met them. Do they know where my keys are?)

Soap: uses punctuation like it’s a joke, makes hella typos because he’s thinking faster than he’s typing, doesn’t understand shorthand (smh, hmu, lmk) because he rarely if ever texted when he was a teenager (preferred calls)

(Do kn)

(cAnt fine the keys)

(Oi?????)

(text me cck)

(bACK text me BACK,, do NOT send cock)

(or do?????)

Ghost: doesn’t make typos, doesn’t use punctuation, is just trying to get the message across barebones. Ironically, understands most texting slangs because he’s a fucking millennial lmfao, we don’t know if he texts in paragraphs or rapid fire because he’s never replied to anything with enough words to be able to tell

(where are the keys)

-is not afraid of busting out the millennial shit just to piss people off

-no example because i am afraid of busting out the millennial shit it pisses me off

Gaz: elder gen z, knows all the slang, makes a decent amount of typos but not nearly as much as Soap does, texts in rapid fire, I fully believe that he sits on twitter and instagram and doomscrolls so everything he texts is vaguely shitpost coded

(AYO)

(KEEEEYYYYS WYAAAA)

(no ohe can find themmmmm 😔😔)

(i bet they’re so lonely)

(do you want meee,, do u wanna love me liiike that)

(that was for the keys if u have them)

(fr tho where are the bloody keys price is losing his shit we’re late asf)