#I’m just a sleep guy

[callingauguste]

Having chronic fatigue syndrome and fibro is so weird.

Cause wtf do you mean I’m so tired I can’t move or think. BUT when I do fall asleep, I can’t sleep a full REM cycle so then I’m just in more pain.

AND THEN on top of that I’m at risk for sleep paralysis??? Like what?? Why don’t you just fix yourself??? Sleep normally pookie wookie please???

(I know that’s not possible, but it is funny).

God help me…

[twinstxrs]

idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

[timethehobo]

Hearing news that he’s confirmed romanceable (and described as intimate and sensual) got me so giddy I might just expire.

[sunsburns]

livin’ with dodge mason after panic

[skyenish]

CW: Blood, Knife | For Halloween this year, my Yuu decided to go as American McGee’s Alice! | Twisted Wonderland OC art ✏️ |

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[betterthanbatman1]

Tim after having 3 hours of sleep, wordlessly entering a room and handing Dick a paper covered with sketches: These are all the faces I can see hiding in my carpet :)

Dick looking at the sketches with absolute horror: oh…

[sinfulsunni]

good doggy <33

[slythereen]

sometimes it feels like lewis has a degree of distance from the rest of the grid that makes it hard to connect to him (i, a newer fan, took a while to even get a proper sense of his vibes). he’s such a legend and icon in the sport there’s always a little bit of separation i think — maybe subconsciously for some of the older drivers, but i think it’s more prevalent in the younger drivers because so many of them actually idolized him for years and are suddenly racing with him. max may be getting there but he also grew up with most of the grid, and he has his funky little hobbies (twitch streaming sim races) that give fans a glimpse of him casually. i’m not sure why lewis doesn’t participate in grill the grid/f1 videos but when you think about it that’s how a lot of people get some more casual impressions of the drivers they don’t follow as closely (or at all), and then he’s not there. there’s just this air of legendary about him so when you see him standing alone it seems intentional, in a way. he is always standing on his own as a leader in many (metaphorical) ways so i can understand why the drivers might see him minding his business during the parade and think he wants the space.

anyway all this to say there is a special kind of happiness in seeing charles decide to break through the wall of godliness to keep lewis company and bring him back to their level. lewis seems so much more engaged and lively and mortal when he’s happy chatting with the other drivers and being a bit mischievous and it’s like oh, i’m finally seeing the lewis hamilton he was before the myth and fame and weight of leadership. i think he’s really going to seem like a whole new person next season with charles and ferrari for those of us who didn’t know that lewis and i really really like the idea of getting to meet him ❤️

[aliensurvivalist]

Okay but imagine one night Bilbo is sitting talking with Bofur on his night watch, curious about all the instruments Bofur plays, and Bilbo mentions that although he can’t play an instrument, he likes to write rhymes and he’s written a full nursery rhyme that he’s proud of but too shy to show off or publish.

Bilbo is hesitant about singing it for Bofur, but because of how comforting and friendly Bofur’s been on their journey so far compared to the others, he’s persuaded into singing it for him and it’s the Merry Old Inn rhyme, and Bofur is blown away and thinks it’s amazing. Bilbo’s ego is obviously a little inflated by this but he’s still too shy to sing it for the company when they’re awake like Bofur wants him to, so he gives Bofur permission to sing it for them in the morning.

When they set off again per Thorin’s instruction, Bilbo is anxiously waiting for the opinions of the group while Bofur introduces the rhyme to the company. As soon as he’s done singing, they all love it and Bilbo is so grateful for the justice Bofur’s performance served his song. Eventually it gets sung so much, the company all learns it themselves, so by the time they get to Rivendell they all know it off by heart when Bofur performs it at dinner, and although Bilbo is a little embarrassed at how rude of guests they’re being to the elves, he is so excited that they love it so much.

[ruthytwoshakes]

I really like the idea that the Blu team sleeps together in one long bed like a pack of sardines, so what if the Red team slept in a family pile croods-style

Miss Pauling joins too when she needs some rest

Hey if you can, donate to people in Gaza today, anything helps. https://linktr.ee/fundsforgaza

[liverralonee]

sometimes i wonder if i’m actually neurotypical or just in denial

[monkeybebop]

They are in love guys, I promise

Nacho’s just waiting for Lalo to stfu

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Alastor: *claps hands* ATTENTION EVERYONE! I would like to proudly announce I am now officially apart of the “little guy” club. *holds up membership card* Any and all problems you have with me are now obsolete because I’m just a little guy.

Lucifer: BULLSHIT! I didn’t allow this!!! I am one of founders!!! I didn’t agree to this!!!

Alastor: Too bad. I’m just a little guy.

Lucifer: THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WE DIDN’T EVEN CAST A VOTE!!! I’m calling head office! *angry button dials*

Fizzaroli: You have reached little guy incorporated. How may I direct your call?

Lucifer: WHY IS ALASTOR IN THE CLUB!?! HES LIKE 10 FEET TALL!!!!

Fizzaroli: ah… I was expecting you to call… look Lucifer… sir… he’s just a little guy.

Alastor: I’m just a little guy.

Fizzaroli: you see?

Lucifer: NO HES NOT!!! HES A FUCKIN ELDRITCH CANNIBALISTIC RADIO SCREECHING PAIN. IN. MY. ASS!!!

Fizzaroli: -with a winning smile and fluffy deer ears…. I’m sorry but it’s already been decided. He’s just a little guy.

Alastor: quite right. I’m just a little guy.

Lucifer: Ỉ̸͖̩̝̼̅͌͘ ̴̟̰̝̦̼͛͆̓W̴͖̺̅̚͝A̶̹͈̣̎͋N̸̹̻͛͂͌T̵̡̯͈̮̞͛ ̶̧̨̯̙̣̄̇̚͘͝T̴̫͗͛̃̒O̵̦̻̻̳͊̈ ̸̢͍͇̈́͋Ş̸̫̹̼̈̂̓̏P̸̨͚̹͖̄̎̆̀͜Ḙ̴̬̪̹̬́Â̶͖͊͒K̴̢̰͑͋̍̆̂ͅ ̷̠̺͎̦̣̍̃̓̑T̴̠͔̺̔̌͛Ö̷̢̝̞͍́ͅ ̷̻͑̀̊͊Ý̷̘͙̽͊̌̌Ǫ̸̰̳̰̾͊̓̈́̽Ǘ̴̯̘̝̹̐ͅŔ̸̨̗̲̓̃͆͜ ̷̨̘̗̣̝̊̌́M̶̳̍̊̄̌̏Ȁ̸̬̤̌̾̄̎Ṅ̷̩͎͈̦Ȁ̶̫̚Ġ̷̢̧͓͙͂̓̈͂E̸̛̩̦̟̱͑̀̒͋R̵̢͍͖̠̹̊̃!̴̮̟̪̖̺̑!̴͓̟͓͙̚͠!̴͕̪͙́̎̈́

[mammomlette]

People don’t talk about MC needing to wear a magical ring to not accidentally yk cause NATURAL DISASTERS with their powers??? Not only accidentally but without realising???

Diavolo or smthn is asking too much of MC or being a bit too annoying and their other hand slowly drifts towards the ring and they hold onto it while maintaining dead eye contact. Like continue to piss me off hoe I’ll blink and blow a hole in your castle idk

Obv they never do it (or do they?) but the threat is there and it’s a risk dia (or whoever but I’m using dia) can’t take

[murdleandmarot]

Cats art has stalled just a tad bc of artfight (a problem I plan to remedy soon), so I just wanted to share an old Lonzo from when I was in Germany :)

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

I think Frost and Torbek’s relationship would be…idk the right term for it. Soft? Domestic? Like, I know the fandom is generally pretty horny (At least, most of the fics on ao3 are), but I just wanna read about like soft and domestic moments between the gay furries

Like. I imagine that Frost would teach Torbek how to read and write (or, at least the basics of which). I also imagine that Frost is also weirdly in-tune with his friends emotions (kinda like irl house cats), and since Torbek is a walking whirlwind of bad emotions, I imagine Frost would give Torbek Calming Cat Cuddles whenever they have downtime (also whenever Torbek has a nightmare or something)

Idk, i think my desire to just watch them be cute and soft is partially because i just. Torbek deserves all the cuddles. They all do, but especially my sad baby boy. He deserves the world and then some. And I know Frost is capable of being soft and compassionate, even if he’s gotten significantly more murderhobo-y upon entering the Feywild.

Idk man, I just want these two to cuddle, is that so much to ask?