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Can’t believe Elias Bouchard pulled a your mom joke on Martin.
That was brutal.
#this is how i’m coping#I’m also going to murder him#elias bouchard#martin blackwood#the magnus archives#tma#tma season three#tma s3 spoilers#tma s3#mag 118
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Gregory has it best out of the new FNAF protagonists..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf gregory#fnaf oswald#fnaf cassie#security breach#fnaf ruin#into the pit#fnaf fanart#I DREW OSWALD AGAIN 🔥#now I’m not saying Gregory had it SUPER easy#he definitely still went through a lot of harrowing stuff#BUT compared to the other two?? Gregory definitely had more of a fun time#mean when he was in the pizzaplex it was still active#he also had Glamrock Freddy with him most of the time#he basically got two new family members out of the experience#CASSIE though literally was alone#tricked by the mimic to go to an abandoned building#and may or may not of been betrayed by Gregory at the end#WHILE Oswald literally went through a Coraline like story#dude literally saw kids his age get murdered#his dad gets kidnapped and the agony creature pretends to be his dad#SO YEAH Gregory probably had the best time BAHA#I will not stop drawing all FNAF characters casually hanging out 💜#it’s always fun to do!! 🩵🩵
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Saw the title of today’s episode, can’t wait to watch my girlfriend get his ass kicked 🥰
#eustass kidd#massacre soldier killer#red haired shanks#hoping for lore about the two of them finally but it’s One Piece so who the hell knows#anyway can’t wait to watch Kid die horribly (affectionate)#I hope he gets defeated and then realizes that the real one piece was the friends he made along the way#and then him and Killer and the rest of the Kid Pirates all frolic off into the sunset#and get to go listen to alt music and murder civilians and eat pasta#and whatever else they like to do#💖together💖 awwwwww#for his own sake I hope Eustass gets power of friendship-ed#it would be good for him#one piece#one piece fanart#my art#eustass kid#eustasscaptainkid#one piece killer#killer one piece#kid one piece#kidd pirates#kidkil#not explicitly or at all if u don’t want it to be. I enjoy them in all flavors and this isn’t inherently meant as romantic at all#but I shall also give the shippers their crumbs cuz I’m also one of you sometimes#kiddkiller#kid x killer#eustass captain kidd#art#one piece 1112#yapping in tags
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Coach Beard has a secret Traitors Club. It consists of himself, Nate and Jamie, ie people who have (at least in the opinion of one Willis Beard) betrayed Ted Lasso – but who have also learned the error of their ways through the goodness of Ted’s gentle heart.
(Yes, yes, you might argue that Jamie’s insulting remarks about Ted in 1x10 is a reasonable reaction to what, from Jamie’s POV, looks like Ted unreasonably dumping him, but a, I’m not sure that Beard knows that, and b, I’m not sure that Beard cares about that. You might also argue that Nate and Jamie have both learned a lot of stuff from people other than Ted, but: see the a and b of the previous sentence. And anyway, this is Beard’s club and you don’t get a say in his absurd selection criteria.)
Beard doesn’t inform anyone of the club’s existence. That includes the other members, Nate and Jamie, who just suddenly finds themselves regularly invited out for drinks with the most mysterious man either of them have ever met.
There are a lot of weird but oddly good talks about feelings. There are silences neither Jamie nor Nate know what to do with. And then there’s the football strategy chatter, which unites them all in a wild and eager frenzy, and an unexpected but pleasant sense of shared understanding.
Nate think it’s nice that Beard wants to hang and he’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth anyway, so he doesn’t question the set-up. Jamie generally assumes that given the choice anyone would always choose to hang with him always, so. He’ll indulge his coach. They have a shared love of trivia.
Eventually Beard learns of Rebecca’s early transgressions, and (secretely) inducts her into the secret club. Club meetings get a whole lot more interesting from there on out.
#i love the idea of beard bonding with nate and jamie okay#without either nate or jamie grasping WHY this is happening#also#you can’t tell me their nights out with rebecca wouldn’t be a fucking BLAST#roy and keeley would BOTH be jealous#missing out on the fun#they’ll corner jamie and demand to know why HE gets to hang with those people#‘um i’m just great company ain’t i?’ jamie says#meaning every word#roy does not murder him#roy tries to force the truthout of beard instead#this fails as miserably as you’d expect it to#anyway back to the notion of beard and nate and jamie and rebecca going to karaoke…#which is where this ends up btw#jamie tartt#coach beard#nathan shelley#rebecca welton#ted lasso#my stuff
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HEYYY GUYS quickly hopping back on here, messily taping/supergluing my art onto the blog, and then promptly skedaddling right afterwards because OH BOY I need to focus this week and lock into my animation MAP part. The time crunch has gotten real!! AUUUUU!! But I had to get this image out of my system before anything else so here ya go enjoy some solitary confinement Puzzle appreciation. I’m sorry that it’s rushed!! Maybe once I finish this MAP I’ll return and make it less janky (specifically for the animated gif here because OOF that looks rough buddy. But it’s the best I can afford to do without getting totally side tracked on my goals. It looks real lazy and is low-key triggering me but I’m letting it slide—sir is mocking my perfectionism right now. Gotta focus all that energy onto the MAP instead).
Yea okay that’s all folks byeeee
Okayyyy so apparently not only is the animated gif janky in motion but also kinda broken?? It’s supposed to loop but that’s not working on Tumblr so guess the entire thing needs to be redone when I have spare time :P
I’ve decided to include a compressed version so you can at LEAST see what I was trying to achieve jksjsksp help this is a mess right now
#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles solitary confinement#WOTFI mr. puzzles#mr. puzzles WOTFI#WOTFI 2024 mr puzzles#mr puzzles in prison#mr puzzles smg4#mr. puzzles smg4#YEA ALL THE TAGS ARE VERY ODDLY SPECIFIC AND VAGUE RIGHT NOW I KNOW AND I’M SORRY#BUT COME ON IT’S UNFINISHED 😭#I don’t mind if anyone wants to still add tags or reblog though lol#it’s just the in-between frame animator in me screaming bloody murder at the choppy tweening#I’m used to drawing completely separate drawings to achieve a smoother motion#not just copy/paste one singular drawing and animate it#BECAUSE THEN IT TURNS OUT LIKE THIS AHSJHSKWNXJSNKSP#it’s okay we can be nice to ourselves today it’s okay still be proud of your accomplishments calm down#chat is his insanity rubbing off on me help#OH YEA also worth pointing out I gave his uniform cell number ‘999’ because Puzzlevison Arc reference#where they all try to escape by going into the last TV channel (aka 999)#felt like it’s the only number that symbolically fits him? Unless anyone else can think of a number he’s connected to
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“He’s always angry, but we haven’t done anything.”
“…but I have a crooked finger, just like Mama!”
“We were born here. Mama is our mother.”
“I do not wish to be different.” “Nor do I.”
“So let us be good sons and please those who love us, so they may forget what we lack.”
I’m never going to recover from this. Once again scenes were removed that would add to both boys characterizations, and we all know why. The scenes would make the audience realize how Aemond’s ‘I’m being bullied for not having a dragon :( I’m the real victim!’ storyline so fallible and easy to shatter in universe because it’s a completely normal occurrence for Targaryen’s. Aemond is not the first child to not have a dragon by the age of ten, the original conqueror’s, Baelon, Alyssa, Rhaenys, Laena, Viserys, Daemon, Aegon II, Helaena, etc. all claimed young or fully grown dragons somewhere between the ages of 11-18.
The only character that had the potential to be marketed as his biggest bully is his brother. They’re never going to convince me (and many others) that it was Rhaenyra’s sons who would ever go after another child for their lack of a dragon, especially given that they were almost surely taught that hatching a cradle egg is but one way for a Targaryen to have a dragon. Aemond felt lesser than his nephews due to the way Alicent was parenting him. She led him to believe that his nephews were bastards, that due to their blood they were beneath him, and this is what led to his inferiority complex. It makes more sense than the crock of shit the show runners decided to include in the show.
Rhaenyra and her sons were subjected to actual abuse and bigotry over the timeskip due to their gender and their blood, respectively. It very much makes me sick how they’re being treated by not only the show runners, but a decent portion of the audience as well. Bastardphobia is not cool or edgy. Looking down on someone because their parents weren’t married is vile. It falls into the same category as believing in blood supremacy. It’s 2024. Do better.
Jace and Luke will forever be Mama’s boys and are never beating the best brothers/sons allegations.
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#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#pro rhaenyra#jacaerys velaryon#lucerys velaryon#pro bastards#anti alicent hightower#anti aegon ii targaryen#anti aemond targaryen#rhaenyra is also NEVER beating the best mother allegations i’m afraid#my boys :’)#we can get aegon jerking it out a window#and#alicent being reduced to a perpetual victim to the men around her#but nothing for rhae and laenor’s (harwin’s) kids?#nothing for laena and daemon’s?#the velaryon boys AND the dragon twins deserved so much better#poor woobified aemond who’s going to go on a mass murdering spree#because he was given a pig as a joke when he was a kid :(#but first we have to feel sorry for him :(#he obviously didn’t mean to do it! it was just an accident! 🙄
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Prompt 176
Danny would like to blame Vlad for this, but it’s actually his own fault. He was the one who insisted on telling his parents about the whole half-ghost thing since everything else was going so well. He was the one who insisted on not waiting, on not using a duplicate and doing it in person.
Which resulted in the situation they both were in now. Injured, destabilizing, and barely able to retreat through the portal. His parents hadn’t taken things well and he would have probably ended up in one of the cages or worse if Vlad hadn’t been skulking around.
If they could make it to the Far Frozen they’d be alright, maybe. At least safe enough to not be in as much shock as he was right now and to properly take in what had happened without having to worry so much about blood loss. Ecto loss? Ugh, he was starting to get dizzy.
Maybe a nap would be fine? Vlad was still able to fly… he thinks. Just a little nap and a moment to figure out what to do. To… something. Why is it so much harder to heal now…?
#Prompts#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Semi Redeemed Vlad holding Danny in a panic while also dealing with Core problems: oh fuck oh shit oh no#They can’t return to Amity & Vlad retreats deeper into the Ghost Zone#He doesn’t know about or where the Far Frozen is & Danny is unconscious so can’t tell him#They end up in the Flashpoint timeline#De aged Danny#De aged Vlad#Y’know as kids/preteens they probably look a Lot like Bruce would’ve#Thomas is going to have such a trauma response to finding two black-haired blue-eyed children bleeding out in an alleyway#I’m so sorry I am on a mini Flashpoint hyperfixation but I just think they deserve a murder dad/grandpa/whatever their relationship would b#Also older sister figure Catwoman#Once they recover because their cores are very sick thx to the Betrayal
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i don’t want to name names but some people (alayda) deserve to be punted out of this fandom. we all need to collectively block these people (alayda) so that they can participate in fandom activities no longer
#kotlc#TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I JUST READ. I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES#keefe would not like me and i don’t like him#i’m not answering the ask right now because the mental damage i’ve sustained needs a good twelve hours of sleep to repair it#keefe sencen#kotlc keefe#WHAT WAS THAT. I’M GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU AND FRAME KATIE FOR THE MURDER#fandom shenanigans#everything is very /lh btw. but also wtf did i just read for real
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Extremely funny to me how many nicknames the fandom has given to Vegeta, both genuine and as a joke. Behold, a brief list of things I have seen people call Vegeta: Geta, Veg, Geets, Vegetables, Ve, Veggie, Ge, Geetie, Vegeebs, Ge Ge, Virginia, Veggie Tales
If anyone has any particularly good ones I’ve missed please feel free to add them, I love the silly ones!
#Vegeta#Dbz#I’m not even going to include the way autocorrect murders his name sometimes#Also I’m waiting for someone to finally call him Ta
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Diamond cutters doodles!!!!! I love them all sm and PLEASEEE I WANT SILVER TO REJOIN SO BAD…….
#like IK he got in trouble for what was basically attempted murder and a LOT of property damage#like those chairs? gone. destroyed.#but……..I want him to rejoin the group after the Duo situation ends I think he’s a super cute and silly addition#I personally think then when it was Just Whisper and Tangle whisper WAS the voice of reason#liek she kept tangle from dying#BUT after Lanolin joined Lanolin quickly realized Whisper is ALSO CRAZY just in a slightly different way#I think Whisper enjoys chaos cuz it’s funny#I love these guys smmm ughhh#silver the hedgehog#sth#idw sonic#I’m not gonna tag this spoilers cuz I don’t think it is???#but if someone thinks it counts go ahead to tag it!!#whisper the wolf#lanolin the sheep#tangle the lemur#the diamond cutters#my art#mstormcloud#lanolin is team mom#if you give a mouse a pencil
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I made this post before we knew Focalors and Furina were different people, and the fact I still find it accurate to Focalors but not Local Fatui Harbinger Fucker Furina is rly funny to me
It is my humble opinion that Focalors and Arlecchino WOULD argue about who is worse for Furina, tho
#Focalors: Furina ilu so much ur like a little angel to me — but wtf is THAT?? *pointing at Arlecchino*#Furina: m…my boyfriend…?#Focalors: put her back where you found her now#Furina: but—#Arlecchino: that would be quite difficult considering I’m the one who snuck up on her#Furina: Arle you’re not helping—#Focalors: you motherfucker—#Arlecchino: I suppose you’re right. the children do consider her their mother these days so I am something of a ‘’motherfucker’’ aren’t I—#Furina: you’RE NOT HELPING ARLE—#Focalors: NEUVILLETTE WE’RE REINSTATING THE DEATH PENALTY#Neuvillette: I-I’m not doing that…#Arlecchino: why not? it’D BE LESS CRUEL THAN WHAT SHE DID TO FURINA#Focalors: YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO START WITH ME ABOUT ‘’CRUEL TO FURINA’’#Arlecchino: SHE’S HAD CRIPPLING DEPRESSION FOR 500 YEARS AND WHERE WERE YOU? YOU DIDN’T CHECK IN ON HER EVEN ONCE#Focalors: I WAS ALWAYS THERE#Arlecchino: THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LET ME ATTACK HER IF YOU WERE ‘’ALWAYS THERE?’’#Arlecchino: YOU WERE JUST GOING TO LET HER TAKE THE FALL FOR YOUR BULLSHIT PLAN???#anyway that’s how I imagine a typical Focalors and Arlecchino conversation goes#Focalors is the local absentee big sister and Arlecchino is the motorcycle riding boyfriend (who also does some murdering on the side)#both of them think Furina would be better off without the other#and then there’s Furina who is just so mentally ill and loves both of them#and Neuvillette is the only stable one and he lets Furina cry to him when both of them are upsetting her#I think about all this a normal amount. ahem#Arlefuri#Furina#Arlecchino#Focalors#Neuvilette //#Genshin Impact //
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worstie wolverine backstory thoughtssss
What if it wasn’t a group of anti mutants that stormed the mansion - what if it was weapon x coming specifically to take Logan back
I’m going to ramble and I’m not fact checking so like - ramble back and correct me if you want
Logan had fucked off to get drunk again. Scott had pleaded as he left, but it was getting easier and easier to tune his voice out. Logan didn’t want a family, he didn’t want to be a guard dog, he wanted to be left alone. The cold of the bar was comforting, familiar - much more familiar than the warmth of the x mansion. He’d settled down to numb his brain till his thoughts froze over, but didn’t reach that point.
Instead, a news broadcast started. The reporter said it was a ‘mutant hate group’ and looking at the carnage he didn’t blame her, but she was wrong. Those uniforms, those faces, he knew them. He’d escaped them, he thought he’d destroyed them, but here they were murdering the people who’d taken him in.
Weapon X.
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He’d ran to the mansion. Heart in his throat and lungs burning, but he was too late. The x-men were all dead, and the group of scientists and soldiers had left the scene. He’d left them, they’d pleaded for him to stay, and he’d left them to get attacked by his own demons.
He searched through all the bodies, checked over and over for signs of life, but there was nothing. Just vacant stares and still pulses.
A few hours in, he heard a wheeze. He whipped around, scanning, hoping beyond all hope, only for his eyes to land on a Weapon X soldier with vines growing through his chest.
Within a second he was looming over the soldier, ready to do anything for information. But he didn’t even get the satisfaction of torturing the information out of him. The soldier spat the truth out at him, gloating at his pain.
Weapon X had come to the mansion to retrieve Logan. To take him back to be studied, torn apart and put back together over and over again. To take his DNA and turn it into anything they set their minds to. They’d tracked him here, but when they broke through the doors he was nowhere to be found. They hadn’t planned to kill the x-men, but when no one would reveal any information about Logan, they tried to torture the information out. None would give anything up.
“After we’d asked such incriminating questions, they had to die. Can’t have any loose ends, can we? You’re a top secret weapon, Wolverine, and one we desperately want back in our possession.” The soldier managed to sneer around his pain, still looking at Logan like he was less than human. “Death of filth like them isn’t death, it’s mercy.” His face contorted, and before Logan could lop his head off, his eyes went hazy, and his breath stopped.
They had been here for him. They’d murdered the x-men for protecting him. Their last breaths had been spent fighting for him, while he’d been getting pissed. Broken bodies all around him - he couldn’t find anything inside of him besides overwhelming guilt.
#I actually like worst wolverines backstory#it’s grown on me a lot since the first watch#but I think his whole ‘if I’d only been there I could have saved them’ mentality is kinda silly#like buddy - storm and Jean fucking Grey were there - you wouldn’t have changed shit#but! if the attack had been specifically on him!#even more of a guilty conscience#I might write more of this at some point because the idea is so tasty to me#also! have a whole story in my mind of him going to destroy the x labs#and finding their genetic research with his dna#kids in tubes in various stages of growth/experimentation#and in his rage he just destroys it all#all the research#including the kids - his kids#just - blind rage Logan murdering Laura while she’s completely defenseless and vulnerable#not even knowing who she is#I’m so sorry but I’m obsessed#he’s so tragic#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#my post#my fic#kinda
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What happens when your coworker kills your other coworker but both of you are in a relationship (kind of) with the same ethereal woman who had an admiration for said dead coworker.
+bonus Evandrey because it’s funny to me (I’m sorry Eva.)
#pathologic#pathologic 2#andrey stamatin#yulia lyuricheva#eva yan#evandrey#yulieva#evaandrey#Eva yahn#Andrei Stamatin#see I think that Eva is very okay with Eva being how she is- promiscuous and spreading her love (Maybe a little jealous but more rooted in#self loathing and insecurities)#and she’s like look I’m okay with this whole open relationship (technically we aren’t in a relationship even though I really want to be)#thing BUT why HIM. I have to work with him and he’s by far the worst man I’ve ever worked with (besides maybe his brother because at least#Andrey actually talks but really they’re a package deal anyways) I need to have meetings with him often and it’s horrendous every time#like spread your love it’s noble really.#I wouldn’t expect anything else from you#but maybe give him less he’s annoying as hell#I also think that she’d figure out pretty quickly that Andrey and Peter killed Farkhad#just bcuz like. yk she’s there. she’s seen the already shaky relationship crumble beyond repair. she’s seen them argue in meetings.#she knows the stamatwins are not above murder. especially for art. and she’s clever.#And andrey knows that so he doesn’t try to hide it. she doesn’t have recourse anyways-#the kains (who I think helped cover up the murder) employ her too#and andrey respects her to a degree- he assumes she’ll see reason.#and honesty. Yulia might be upset that Andrey killed one of the only other architects but also she does not miss him that much.#she’s like I don’t agree with this whole murder thing but you are kind of right he had to go he was getting on my nerves#the meetings will be 10x more tolerable now that the twins can’t argue with him about things that aren’t even real#it’s awful but it did drive Eva further into my arms so necessary evils.#my art#sorry for the essay in the tags.
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the ‘why would anyone entrust Akutagawa with Aya remember what happened the last time he took care of a young girl 🤔’ is such a dogshit take. like bro are we gonna just forget his whole-ass younger sister who he dotes on or, idk, perhaps literally the fact that his villain origin story is that he COULDNT PROTECT HIS FRIENDS IN THE SLUMS i am killing all of you with hammers
#when oda loses his mind and goes on a murder spree when the kids he so desperately tried to protect are murdered it’s cool#but when fourteen year old akutagawa does it he’s a villain#okay#it’s not even subtext that Akutagawa treated Kyoka like that because she reminded him of himself#and Dazai gave him a ‘reason to live’ so he passed on this ‘purpose’ to her as well#don’t worry about why I’m awake at 2am akuposting#bsd 117#HE chose to spare aya even as a vampire#HE chose to keep his promise not to kill#HE chose to die for atsushi#if y’all don’t see the fact that Aku is undergoing perhaps the most character development in all of bsd#then I don’t even know what to tell you.#also cmon anyone gonna believe that Kunikida is actually a milkshake#from Kafka ‘deathbait’ asagiri#he has ‘killed’ everyone in the series already bro#it does not stick#… also I love bsd but. dude.#did you skip the ‘cry wolf and other ways not to write stories 101’#if ya keep ‘killing’ characters and then always bringing them back#no one is gonna believe you and the emotional impact is going to lessen#like we haven’t learned our lesson from: dazai chuuya fyodor sigma akutagawa mori#fukuzawa Kunikida tanizaki naomi#uhh Nikolai Kyoka Fitzgerald#Katai gin hirotsu#mushitaro etc etc etc#… actually it would be funny if someone put a flowchart of this together#oh I am getting so off point. okay.#anyway… dazai you bitch-ass you could never make me hate akutagawa
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Bumble strikes again
AYYYEEEEE
#god I’m gonna try So Hard to make bumble be clear sky’s murderer#heck… maybe clear sky isn’t even skyclan’s founder…#hhhhhmmmmmmm#ooohhhhh ideas ideas…#clear sky who starts what is essentially a cult that worships the concept of security/safety in strength#but obviously this sparks trouble when he starts terrorizing the mountain cats + the forest cats + the city cats#trying to spread his name to the point of infamy so NO ONE ever dares to threaten him or his own..#because he’s paranoid to the point of crippling anxiety and genuine mental illness#i still plan to keep clear sky as a villain. but I want to explore his motivations more.. and him being mentall ill is something I want to++#treat very carefully…#there’s going to be A LOT of mental illness among these guys lol so his situation isn’t unique#but I think it would be something fun to explore…..#warriors au#warriors rewrite#ALSO THATS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY#HELL YEAH#BUMBLE STRIKES AGAIN#fallingstarsau#fanart tag
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Been playing a lot of Cult of the Lamb lately, here’s an art of my in-game polyamorous genderfucky Butch Wife, Witness Bathin 💜
#cult of the lamb#witness bathin#artists on tumblr#fan art#new hyperfixation unlocked everyone say thank you bamsara#don’t worry I’ll still make other stuff#I’ve got an animatic for the Linda Cypher au in the works so look forward to that#I’ve just. You know. Also been gaming#would anyone be interested in watching streams of me gaming? been thinking of starting a new save file for that…#I’ve been having a blast and I wanna share that!!#as someone who is genderfucky poly and pan I love that this is a game that says poly rights#I finally beat Narinder and I’m like Hell Yeah#he was an instant convert too he’s so impressed by how well I’m running the cult it’s insane#haven’t married him in the game yet because like. we’re immortal. I wanna see where this slow burn tsundere storyline is going#but he’s still wearing the wedding dress#I love that Narinder can wear the wedding dress even before he’s married even though usually only spouses get to wear that#imma draw him next probably#or maybe my in game surrogate kids and grandkids? Maybe both!#my in game daughter got mcfuckin murdered and I revived her immediately buuuuuut I kinda wanna draw a comic of her meeting Narinder#also I FINALLY replaced my stylus tip so HOPEFULLY there’ll be a lot more art incoming!!#anyway#looney mooney rants#mooneyart#looney mooney art
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